Monday, 29 December 2008

Condensed Braneglina News From 2008 And What Will Come In 2009

Jennifer Anniston and Angelina Jolie will never be friends. Dung dung da da dung dung dung dung dunnnnngggg.


Movie stars and TV stars do not mix.


Angie hears that Brad called Jen. Who would have thought that business partners of the production company Plan B Entertainment would have to talk?

Angie is furious.

News of splitting up spreads as arguments about Jen, which house they will live in and who has the hottest lips rage on.

Angie Calls Jen to make the peace and Jen says, "Whatever."

Brad angry over phone call and couple are seen separately out in public, divorce seems immanent.

Jen dates a lot and strips off in public as a snub to Brad.

Angie is still way hotter than Jen and you just know she is better in bed .

Brad sees this blog post and is furious.

Pregnant Angelina seen out without Brad picking up some more kids the couple must be divorcing.

Matthew Broderick is furious. Wouldn't you be waking up to that every day?



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5 comments:

Daisy said...

matthew should be glad to be waking up to anything other than his hand imo...

Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

Angie's beef curtains seem a bit droopy. It might just be time to get them rehemmed.

I see Brad is still sucking on you.

Anonymous said...

?
Who are these people?

Xmichra said...

just glad for the Angie pics :)

and sjp is scary *shudders*

Romeo Morningwood said...

Thank You for clearing up this contrived tabloid love triangle. I've never quite grasped how anyone could ever imagine that a TV Star could marry a Movie Star?

Your example of Ferris and Whatsherface is another perfect example.