A real advert and real directions. Might cum in pretty handy for Boxing day (Today) cos after all that Turkey protein and drink yer farts are going to be a blast.
I always had the idea of sticking a Glade Plug-in or stick-up, up yer hole to fart summer meadows or piney fresh goodness. Yet another of Old Knudsen's ideas stolen by the man. They have a wire tap in my head you know. They know I know but they don't care you know?
- Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
- Go for it, Let'er rip, Have at it, Cut loose, Break wind, Gas it up
- When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard. If any adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
Tips for Success:
- You want all the gas to pass through Subtle Butt. So do what you need to do to ensure none sneaks around the edges.
- Subtle Butt can be applied to thongs by wrapping and securing it around the back.
Why would I wrap them around my thongs? I don't fart through my feet ......... though sometimes I do dribble doon to them. I'm old don't forget making it to the bog is a good day for me.
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4 comments:
another ad tip would be that it eliminates those "dirt tracks" in the underwear for those fart enthusiasts...
just a thought...
ooops...too late.
I believe QVC would sell these out in 2 minutes.
I prefer your idea for transforming the smell rather than simply eliminating it. Think of the possibilities!
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