Being a blogger is an honour no a privilege. I write my stories and an average of 161 people a day cum round to read them. Maybe you clicked next blog maybe you were looking for 'midget swallowing horse cum' or maybe you used to read me got bored and came round to check me out before you deleted my link , whatever the reason I thank you.
If 'YOU' didn't read me then what is the point to blogging? its not like I do this for me now is it?
It makes me feel special when visitors comment, spam or send me legal letters because you went to all that trouble just for me and my craft.
The other day I was about to quit blogging for good, my current gurlfriend had just ended our 3 hour relationship via the bathroom window I thought I had nailed shut and I just found out that my dog has a venereal disease, one of the nasty ones, trust me I've just got rid of mine.
I was sitting here all alone when I got a comment from a new person, it went:
" LOL , love your blog its soooo funny it made coke come out of my nose, BTW are you really an old man?"
It was from an American which is odd as I thought they were all on crack, coke is so 1980's and as for the old man question I get used to that, fucking rude cunts, a man of mature qualities if you don't mind.
Old Knudsen in happier days last week when his niece and her friend came to visit, lovely gurls.
I looked at their profile and they had just started their blog recently and then I looked at their blog and all the mistakes common to a rookie and not something I'd wipe me arse with, the only good blog is a Knudsen blog which is why you either want to do me or want to blog like me ya filthy dirty shites.
I saw in that shitty wee blog with its post about bagels hope and promise only to be found in a child's eye and I should know cos I have a bag full of them.
I read the post cursing Americans and their ways, as bad as the Chinese . Imagine shops that cook and serve bagels I mean those are cute doggies why don't people eat pugs?
So anyway I remembered the first joy I had when I started to blog then I went over to MJ's and tugged the lad over Manuel's arse picture.
When I see people in the street I can tell if they are bloggers or not, the miserable old fat woman holding up the line at the post office obviously has a lot to say and is without a doubt a blogger, the happy young couple don't blog as they are too busy fucking each other's brains out, give them 10 years a few babies and middle age spread and they'll be blogging.
This lass isn't a blogger..
With the exception of at least 19 people my blogging experiences have been great and I am constantly amazed and laugh my arse off at other blogs, of course they are all my other blogs.
Just to let you all know my news blog has made it to the longlist for the best pop culture blog on the Irish Blog awards even though I did briefly serve with Oliver Cromwell the scourge of the Irish.
Hey bygones and all of that stuff, I won't win anything (its all politics) but hey its the taking part that counts but if I start to post about leprechauns, Guinness , potatoes and ugly people then you know I'm just trying to impress the judges so top 'o' the mornin to ya .
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16 comments:
That American was on speed- everytime I cum on your blog it's a mess, my fingers get sticky, and tears come to my eyes;-)
Irish blog awards? IBA?
So they learned to read? Or is it by pictures? Then you'll end up high.
What about the Leeds charcoaler? Is that finished?
... and she wonders who the newbie blogger was...
Don't leave the blogosphere, really no point. You will be back. I know you will, because people like us can't stay away for too long. We straiten out what ever the fuck needs straitening and then we get back to business. Plus, who's blog would I have to cover up every time my boss walked by? You would make my day less exciting. So don't go talking rubbish.
Got the telephone number of the cheeky looking lass with the AK47? I won't shop you to any other Catholic diocese if you hand it over.
I have been reading a number of different blogs - mostly (somehow) women, young mothers, even, and I couldn't really get anything out of blogs by men. I have found the women to be warm, charming, witty, sarcastic and just plain fun. And just in case you're wondering, you old fuck, I am too old to be worried about my sexuality. anyway - then I found YOU. I can't find one fucking redeeming virtue in you or your blogs except that you are funnier than a Pit Bull in a blender.
I will now de-lurk.
Are you certain it's all politics?
What if you were to sleep with the judges?
It is just the January blues. I am at your same latitude with the same damp, wintry weather. Take a breather. Go to the tropics for a month and tan your pale ass. You'll come back fresh. We'll wait for ya.
If Mr. Monchego Jr and the rest of the bloggers only knew how pale yer arse really is.
*smiles smugly and knowingly*
Hee-hee to what MJ said.
Blog awards are ghey. I turn down the many that are offered to me.
Im a small person, I feel duly thanked :)
Good luck Kuntson, knock em dead!
sean wrong USB port mate, try the one round the back.
mago if they could learn how to wash that would be good, all quiet on the priest front, I've lost some fans I reckon.
xmichra so you do don't cover up when yer surfing porn?
perry tell the other bishops when I'm short of things to post please.
Iceel I can't find one fucking redeeming virtue in you or your blogs except that you are funnier than a Pit Bull in a blender
What about my good looks? a pit bull in a blender is how you make a dog drink.
MJ sleep with the judges? I was thinking about fucking them.
VB how do you know how pale my arse is? I am so on to you.
MJ you have a knowledge that will lead to great power.
A boxer try to contain yer excitment woman.
trolly I wouldn't accept the ugly cunt award or best blog to sleep to award either.........yep I'm a bastard.
have yer cake no thankyou great technique you have.
V if I do I'll use insanity as an excuse.
Good Luck x
Congratulations on your nomination, Old Knudsen, and good luck.
ellie I also wish you luck as you are up for personnal blog.
medbh I can't wish you luck in case you beat me.
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