I got the idea from my fellow Bloggers to post a half naked picture on Thursday because Thursday is Thor's day who was always going about taking pictures of his hammer which as we all know he got from Loki who got it from some midgets.
The hammer which he named 'Mjollnir' (mine is named 'Kenny' as you all know) was powerful and magic even though the shaft was shorter than usual, it got the job done in other words showing us a valuable lesson that *quality and technique* is better than quantity and amateurishness. (is that a word?)
Yes there are parts of me that have never seen the sun. Back when I was younger the only people with tans were the poor folks working out in the fields and the rich uns were ultraviolet white and well a tan was just for commoners.
Well for yer titillation enjoy the picture, yes it really is me half naked.
*I of course have a huge dong and am a Fucksmith.*
Thursday, 10 January 2008
HNT
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21 comments:
my eyes have gone all out of focus
Too much hotness.
In response, I've half come. Would you mind posting another similar picture so that I can squeeze the rest of the spermatozoa out of the end?
If you want a job done right do it yerself, I hope you didn't pay him.
I need sunglasses.
Because you don't want people to see the lust in yer eyes?
Shouldn't this have been posted on the Knudsen Porn blog?
I'm too sexy for that blog.
Is that Knudsen porn?
The big white finally came to the beach?
I was too white to join the KKK.
that is hawt!
Is this the teaser to your new DVD release?
I've come over all unnecessary! I know I have asked for naked hot guy pics but never thought you would be so obliging.
Where's the dong? Where's the video of the fucksmithing? Your fans demand MORE! You give and give and all we want is more.
We're all a bunch of twats.
-AD
P.S. I should probably just speak for myself.
Grandfather, now you've crossed the line! I am calling a family meeting. We may disown you for this. This is not our way. You... you...you ....porn star you!
are you going to do a calendar?
You need a porn name.
How about General Hymen?
It could be a turtleneck, could be granny panties. I feel dirty.
i'm more interested in finding out what exact shade of green that bit of shirt is.
raejane you know yer man meat alright.
MJ I'm bringing out a collection of old ones called, "The hairy box set"
ellie I will try to be less in focus next time so you don't swoon so much.
some goofy woman wheres the beef? and its a gaggle of twats.
marky family cums from the latin meaning 'pack of cunts' you can pick yer nose but you can't pick things off the shelf in a shop and walk out with them.
mj I like it when you type dirty, which is always....slut!
a boxer Yes entitled, 12 months of crotchless gunties.
MJ Johnny Stains.
eddie yes but where am I wearing it? can you see neck? or the turtles head?
marky dirty is good embrace it.
kara do colours have shades? how would I know I'm not ghey, Robin hood green how about that.
Knudsen in panties? The end is near.
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