Being President makes me horny

John Prescott, Britain's Deputy Prime Minister was heard to have said that Bush's administration was crap and that George himself was a cowboy. The crap part explained itself but the cowboy bit, either he was calling him gay (Brokeback mountain) or hes saying that cowboys were mostly poorly educated and not fit to run an oil company nevermind a large country.
In Britain the term 'cowboy' is usually applied to tradesmen who do a shoddy job, cowboy builders, cowboy plumbers etc so maybe hes calling him a cowboy president because hes shite.
Prescott, you've been caught saying it don't try to weasel out of it.Old Knudsen thinks that Bush is a twat and will only retract that statement for large sums of money or sexual favours from his young hot wife, no one in their right mind would think that Bush is doing a good job, I bet even Laura gives him a look of contempt as she goes down on his custard chucker, "bring it on aaahhhhhhhhhh mission accomplished".
I've heard Tony Blair being called America's Poodle, Old Knudsen doesn't know what the yanks have on him but it must be pretty bad to have him put up with this Iraq nonsense , maybe pictures of Tony sticking his beef bayonet into another woman, a man would be ok, that's quite normal for English politicians but a woman?, well that's just too American.

Bush has been fund raising for GOP candidates, he was seen revving up a Harley Davidson for a photo op imagining he looked like Bono because he wore blue tinted glasses, Old Knudsen is a big fan of bono and you mister president looked more like Cher HA!.
Glad to see he can still have a good time, muck around and have some fun while his troops fight his wars, inspired leadership indeed.