Friday, 23 May 2014

Pastor McConnell Worships Lucifier

Pastor James McConnell is looking to have a fine holiday in the sun before his heart gives out and wants you to pay for it. If there is enough to pay off his online debts from gambling and porn then excellent, if not then fuck youse. 

He has already had a serious heart attack but God rejected the cunt and sent him back to earth. What to do when you need some serious dosh .... talk smack about the competition. McConnell who is a pastor at the Whitewell Metropolitan Tabernacle in Belfast said "Islam is heathen, Islam is satanic, Islam is a doctrine spawned in hell."  

Just like that huh, have you been saying it for years and no one noticed? I think he wants to boost his congregation and what do Loyalists hate just as much as the Fenians? Yes, everything else! 

You'll get people going to church just to spite the Muslims, it's what Loyalists do. The idiot sheeple will go and McConnell will pass the buckets round and profits will be doubled... so sayth the Lard! 

So he doesn't like all the violence in the Quran? "I will instill terror into the hearts of the unbelievers, smite ye above their necks and smite all their finger-tips off them."

Fuck me baldy, that sounds a bit rough. I bet God (the real one) wouldn't do shit like that, he's a god of love and rainbows an shit, except for the bit when he said, "Completely destroy them—the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites."

Which is why you don't see any around today. The rainbows were cos he drown everyone with his love .... lolz.

Pastor Paul Burns of Adullam Christian Fellowship of the ring Church in Sandy Row, south Belfast jumped in and said, "yeah, wot he said" shut up Pasta Burns, no one cares.

Yeah yeah yeah, you old timey firebrands (a colourful way of saying cunt) go on about Muslims blowing up buses and so they must be Satanic because Christians wouldn't do that right? no wait, the IRA did that, ah but you already think they are Satanic cos they are Catholic, shit this is confusing.

Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.

Seriously people, stop being such fucking morons. Religion isn't supposed to be a call to arms to fight and destroy the enemy, this isn't the time of the crusades. The best way to stop religious  fundamentalists is by not being just another kind of religious fundamentalist. Only a clear head and a steady hand will stop those who try to blow up buses no matter what their belief system is.

Old Knudsen looks at each religion saying how they are the right one and thinks now what could be the greatest lie ever told that would serve the Devil's purpose by putting brother against brother each committing atrocities in the name of all good and all holy, that constantly has mankind at war letting them choose of their own free will to justify evil by naming it good?

Yep you guessed it. Christianity, Islam and Judaism were all created by Satan and every soul you save in yer giant expensive tabernacles are actually going to Hell.
Every black soul that denounces something they don't like and uses their position in the community to imply that it's yer duty to attack it will go to Hell as certain as Jimmy Savile, all the Popes and big Ian Paisley when the cunt finally dies .... if he will ever die.

What can you expect from people whose imaginary friend kills children to make a point?  

God is looking at how far out of hand his little social experiment has gotten he can't even drown us now cos we are too many and are everywhere. Besides Satan took the almighty's  job centuries ago and God retired and now lives in a gated community tending his plants on an allotment .... but no fucking apple trees, they attract talking snakes.

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