Friday, 12 July 2013
We are a simple people and do not expect too much from the future Queen of England. The royal baby boy will be named Nelson Mandela Harley Yoda Windsor. Her Kate-ness will be given a 2 week rest period and then William will be back on top to make some more.
I would however request that she get a boob job to avoid anymore future disappointment as Old Knudsen is still being treated for depression thanks to her saggy norks.