Monday, 26 January 2009

Wet Dreams May Cum


Thunder only happens when its raining, not true!

I always wondered what the Aborigines meant when they said the dream world was the real world. I thought to myself, ' stupid wogs what do they know?' more and more I am cumming to the conclusion they are right.
I always knew there was more to life than what we see not everything can be explained away.


Sleep always seems to be the key to everything. If yer sleep is off then you don't function very well and you can be prone to physical and mental illness. Suicidal folk see death as a release from pain or a rest that they can't find in the waking world sleep usually eludes them which messes up their reasoning powers.

I think a little bit of death in the form of a coma would help those poor folk out for a bit and help them cope until they were ready to crack again. death is a wee bit too permanent.

People often ask me, "Old Knudsen what is the after life like?" I say I'm glad you asked me.

You go into the afterlife every night.... Yes a form of self induced death that helps you right? Whatever yer dreams are like then that is a taster of the after life.


We make our own heaven and hells in life and in death. If you died now yer after life would be effected by how you died , what state of mind you were in, what kind of person you are and yer ability to cope with situations.

A depressed person may have bleak horrible dreams. Someone who died horribly may have nightmares. Alternatively they may go and live in a happier place because that is what they wish.

It explains why a lot of ghosts or spirits are stupid confused folk, they live in a dream like existence and sometimes go back to people or places they know or are strongly influenced by.



Astral travel or out of body experiences are a type of controlled dream. In fact in yer own dreams many people can control their actions and situations this could cum in handy in the afterlife as you can then work out what has happened to you.

I believe in reincarnation but why oh why can we not remember our past lives? As the wise man Michael once said as he rowed his boat, "Life is but a dream" Dreams fade or maybe you can remember bits.

Not my usual type of post I blame the wood glue I was huffing. Get yer head sorted out, get rid of past hates, forgive and like yerself and have a good afterlife. See you on the other side.



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12 comments:

witchypoo said...

Thank you for the sage advice. I will take it under consideration.

Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

If that's the case, I hope I don't die before I get that picture of you and David Hasselhoff out of my head. Yuck.

angela's ashes said...

So let me get this straight : I should get rid of my past hates but keep all the present ones like ragheads, pedos, lemurs and the bishop of leeds and that way I'll have a good afterlife in which I get to wear your cap while I have sex with a 90yo Kirk Douglas like I do in my recurring dream?

I don't know master I just don't know all this deep shit is messing with my head a bit.

MJ said...

Thunder only happens when its raining

Did you throw that reference in for your baby mama, Stevie Nicks?

Leah said...

Damn it all, I had a comment about Uluru and it disappeared, right in to the "dreaming time" I guess...

deanna said...

wow, what a thoughtful post OK. The last paragraph is just what I needed to hear (or read). Your posts and wisdom never cease to amaze me.

Leah said...

By the way, Sarge aka Mr. Weatherinthestreets is fast becoming one of your biggest fans, although he only lurks. He feels your photoshopping prowess borders on mad genius.

MJ said...

Nothing is Photoshopped here, Leah.

This is the real deal.

Homo Escapeons said...

Disturbingly frank and pensive. Hmm. I have a recurring dream of sitting in court arguing with Monica Bellucci's lawyers that I was created by GOD for the sole purpose of giving her unspeakable pleasure during the act of frightfulness...
I guess lawyers just love to argue?


Loved the picture of Beach Blanket Buddha and the Hoff.

Old Knudsen said...

witchypoo always ready to help a fellow psychic even though we both already knew that.

faceless jealous much?

angela thank god someone was paying attention.

Mj everything happens for a reason, except for reason that is.

leah trust you to cum up with a startrek reference.

Deanna are you talking about the Brad Pitt one?

leah Sarge no doubt knows me from my work, I'm a legend in my own mind. I once took out a guy from 10 feet when I had high wind, only 10 or 20 guys in the world could make that shot.

Maybe 30.

MJ thats because I keep it real.

DC I just love the way Monica moans during sex. Do you need a character witness? I'm sure we could find someone.

Manuel said...

my eys....my precious eyes.......that hasselhoff/you abomination will haunt me....

Leah said...

Shit, I broke down the Fourth Wall by alluding to Photoshop. I didn't mean it, I didn't mean it. I hope I didn't collapse the blogspace continuum...

forgive me

just pretend i never said it

*slinks off in abject shame*