I Don't Have Time To Be PC

This picture makes my vagina cry

If you know Old Knudsen you know he either doesn't give a shit or gives lots of shit, yuge boxes of it, some firm shit and some watery. Sometimes he flings it rather than giving it.  

He's like a mean Captain America, he'd stand up for yer right to be treated fairly and equally and will fight the enemy to their death but doesn't have a problem killing you with a large rock to the head if you take the piss and don't act like yer worth the effort. 

US Ranger graduates and Dr Claire Miller who won the TV show Ultimate Hell Week. 

Women are not the weaker sex. There is no such thing. Some people are stronger, faster and smarter than others regardless of gender, ethnicity, religion or sexual preference .... that is a FACT! 

Old Knudsen could do a headshot at over a mile in high wind but could he make a sandwich? ... yeah ok, he probably could but that's not the point. If something requires math or concentration then get someone else.  

The Sacred Band of Thebes were 150 pairs of males who were lovers, these 300 were crack elite troops feared by the few enemies that still lived. It's natural to watch the movie 300 with a boner, I don't judge.   

I've sure they made plenty of jokes about backs to the walls and sticking things into their opponents. I doubt they said "I'm offended by the term poof" what they probably did say was :::smack:::: "pick up yer teeth loser and bend over real slow so I can watch".  

This post is about people taking offense because their critical thinking is set to 'react' rather than think. It also points again at how contagious fear can be.  

To a Trump supporter you can't say anything bad about Trump because they don't like it. To a Trump hater you can't say anything good, even if you are joking or being sarcastic because they don't like him ... and maybe they don't like the person that says it.

Making a sandwich comment to a feminist that lost their sense of humor in a car crash, not fun. 

Old Knudsen isn't in a popularity contest. Twice on FB I've said things to friends and have had their friends overreact. I don't care, I'm not friends with them and for obvious reasons. The people who are my friends sometimes come to dislike me and what I say so they drift off into unfriending me and I notice like a month or two later.

I bet they leave nasty anonymous Yelp comments online too. 

Trump was right about being PC though he goes the wrong way about it as usual. When Old Knudsen says things he doesn't say them to be mean ... unless he's being mean.

A GIF of someone falling is funny. Even when they look like they've split open their nut sack we'll go :::ooohhh:::: with a screwed up smile and move onto the next.

If you dissect the GIF by seeing it's a female or meaty wagon lard ass obese person and taking offense then I suggest antidepressants. I see a dumb person with the moves of a dead cat. The science of how the swing would react if grabbed like that is obvious. Things we learn as children.   

If you see someone falling for real you go, "are you ok?"  and pretend to care as you show fake sympathy towards them. People can die from falls so they shouldn't be funny right?

That's humour for you. Someone usually suffers in it but it's the intent that counts. Old Knudsen has often went on about drunken Irish potato eaters, sheep shagging Scots and inbred Brits with bad teeth ... his own people.

He often makes sport of himself because a joke is a joke right? There is too much seriousness and anger in the world. If someone takes offense at my ways then that's their problem. I cannot be responsible for how others see me nor should I be. You can't please everyone so don't bother trying.

The Leprechaun is an early Christian corruption of the old Pagan god Lugh. To convert the masses after killing all the druids they belittled the gods and turned them into jokes. Look to the Roman goddess 'Trivia' for another example of how to make deities 'trivial' or they can turn their names into curses hell and heck.

Does this offend Old Knudsen? Nope, what offends him is stupid people that don't know why they are angry or just take things at face value.

You're an idiot, asshole, jerk that is a special kind of stupid, eat shit!

Americans in general are taught they are number one. They are told they can achieve anything ... except for women being president of course. They have not god given rights from birth by solely being American. They are the leader of the free world .... well no one actually voted that, they just kept saying they were.

Up to the election I read about people saying how important it was for a female to be president as it would show the world how great the US is and give inspiration to downtrodden weemen.

Like John Glenn being the first American to orbit the Earth, no one mentions the Russian that did it years previously, the dog and all the other small animals and insects that did it too.

American doing something doesn't validate it. Like how since 9/11 'terrorist' has come to mean a Middle eastern person and probably a Muslim.   I've got terrorists living all around me and not one of them are brown or Muslim for fucks sake.

Is having the biggest military and prison population in the werld but having under achieving education, healthcare and welfare system really that great?

I love the ideals that America says are what matters but hate that it isn't put into practice and that it was written during a time of great injustice with slavery and white men's lives being all that mattered. Lip service hypocrisy from the Founding Fathers.  

I like boobs ... sue me.

Old Knudsen will be himself because it's his right to do so. I'll point out how Americans are now a world joke because it's true .... hey I didn't vote for an orange sexual predator. The UK voted for Brexit, we've got our own stupidity and hypocrisy to deal with but Americans tend to do things bigger, better and more interestingly.

If someone that doesn't like Old Knudsen and can't keep their own panic under control and calls him a load of names then whatever. Yer insults are being laughed at cos I see what is behind them.

The US constantly goads Russia, China and slaughters a load of Syrian soldiers when they are supposed to be working with them, not to mention all the civilians killed while going after "suspects" with drones and SEAL team 6 with their shoot to kill policy. Flint Michigan is finally getting filers distributed for their contaminated water though it's too late for many children ... 130,000 gallons of crude oil just leaked into a river in North Dakota 150 miles from Standing Rock. The traditional British fish and chips is being replaced by squid and other warmer water creatures because that's what they are catching now instead cod.

Just some of the shit going on and has been going on long before Trump got elected but now people are saying idiot things like 'THE FATE OF THE PLANET' ... geez Yanks sure have a big opinion of themselves.

Orange power!

Is Trump evil? ... no, he is dangerous though and not in a cute Tom Cruise as Maverick way. He's dangerous because he's unstable, he stirs up hatred and surrounds himself with greedy people with their own warped agendas.

GW Bush did the same and you are still here. Obama does the same and you are still here. Trump is more likely to suck up and sell us out to those seen as threats rather than go head to head with them. He'll pick on smaller nations and private companies because he's a bully. He doesn't play to lose. Even when bankrupt he won by not paying taxes for years.

Stop panicking and stop being a pussy. I don't mean vagina or cat I mean a wimp. I use that term directed at those who panic, if someone else reads in it that I'm being offensive to women then they need to pull the stick out of their hole and stop being Victor Mature.

Quit being a 'wab' ... that's an old Norn Iron term for cock, penis or dick ... no offense to any Richards except for the ones that are dicks ... yes the one that lamented about not having any friends before unfriending me. Maybe cos you are a dick Richard.
Anyone that thinks you shouldn't clear yer table at KFC or somewhere because it's the fast food worker's job to do it ... yeah, a dick.

I don't see 'stop being a wab' in that top picture. I'm offended by it's exclusion. 

Ach 'act the white man' for fucks sake ... What? yer implying that white males have exemplary conduct unlike people of color and females .... yes I am cos nothing says 'I'm better than you' like checked shirts, sweaters and mom jeans. Even Obama can't deny the pull of the lightside when he plays golf in his mom jeans.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence" give it a go. 

The take away from this post is, no one moved en masse to Ireland after Brexit just like no one moved to Canada after the US elections. Sure a lot of passports were applied for but talk is cheap.
It's ok to whine and complain, just engage yer brain first and pretend you've got a pair or at least a thick skin cos you can't slag off Trump for Twitter rants when you take offense at every little joke.

Liberal, Conservative I don't care, yer tears all taste sweet to Old Knudsen. 

It isn't the end of the world any time soon and if it was well we've had a good run, maybe the cockroaches will rule the planet better.

Damien Thorn Shout Out

So cute as a kid.

A big happy birthday to Damien Thorn, born at 6am on the 6th June 1971, he went on to become the US Ambassador to Great Britain, a role his late father once held.

Thorn retired from the world stage after a savage knife attack from a crazed journalist Kate Reynolds and a former priest hopped up on the crack and saying that Jesus made them do it. So many junkies get led astray by the Bible, it's sad to see.

 Look Damien, I'm doing it for you.

Thorn spends his time breeding and training minions at his modest home in Florida but insists the world has not seen the last of him. You just can't keep a good man doon

 His over bearing parents forced him to go to Sunday school as a child even though he was severely allergic to made up bullshit.

Poor guy, his father, mother, aunt, uncle and cousin all died under strange circumstances, his nanny who was suffering from depression ruined one of his birthday parties by hanging herself during it and the bitch knew that he wanted a fucking clown who did balloon animals not that. Depression is killer.

Then to find out that a priest has set up a group of assassins to kill you because ... they didn't like the US involvement in the Middle East or something. 

I'm sure therapy was an ongoing thing for Damien. Don't let the cunts project their issues onto you mate, stay strong. 

Some have his date of birth as 1950 and 1966 but he refuses to show us his birth certificate.

Happy birthday and who knows, with yer great track record at serving yer cuntry we may even see you in the White House soon. A survivor who has never let adversary get him doon is what the world needs. 

 

UKIP Is Not Racist

 

Geoffrey Clarke a candidate for the political party UKIP has been suspended for some innocent remarks me made. Is there not freedom of speech in this cuntry?

He said that pregnant mothers whose unborn children have been tested positive for Downs syndrome or spina bifida should be forced to have abortions to avoid the child being from being a burden on the state. 

Clarke also wanted a debate into reducing NHS spending and suggested giving free euthanasia advice to all people over 80 years of age.

The comments were in his personal manifesto on his website but since getting a backlash from right minded thinking non-Nazi types and suspended by his party he then came out and said that he doesn't necessarily agree with these ideas ..... he would however like to discuss them.  UKIP have yet again had to say that they didn't know that one of their candidates had these views.

The 66 year-old account is chomping at the bit to get onto the council of Kent to oppress, nay dominate some of the immigrants he described as riff raff.
 
My manifesto for UKIP 

 War veteran Soren Knudsen is a true man of the people.

We should issue colour cards to every citizen, from white (for normal people) to shades of grey for people who can pass for normal .... er white, then onto yer yellows, browns and blacks. Of course this would in no way be a racist thing based on skin colour as we'd obviously class gypo types as black.  

UKIP is not racist, did you not see their token Pakkie in the telly the other night? 

Based on this colour scheme the lighter yer card the more services and benefits you can claim. 

To monitor immigration we should put all immigrants from grade 2 Slav class cuntries into camps for their own well being, any immigrants from class 3 cuntries (Africa and middle and far east) straight onto the incinerators, only those who speak English will be given an opportunity to work helping us with the incineration process.

On education, no European ulla bulla lingo will be taught at our schools, the only other languages offered will be the Queen's English and Klingon.
As an important lesson to the children there will be no free lunches as you get nothing for free these days me laddie.
Corporal punishment will be brought back to instill character.

Along with those with darker shaded citizen cards, weemen will not be allowed positions of authority and will not have a vote in any future elections, only land owning white males will be allowed to vote.

On healthcare, there will be fast tracking of those in hospital terminal wards so we'll have faster bed turnover for those in need.
Mental health services will be done away with as it is all in the head, a nice walk or a cup of tea will sort them out.
Anyone visiting their local Doctor for back pain will be charged for the visit as they are obviously chancers no doubt trying to scam some money off someone.   

The environment, do we really need one? The Americans will pay good money to frack so I say frack the environment and we'll worry about the pollution and earthquakes later. Wind and solar power is unreliable as scientists keep going on about climate change but gas is a sure thing.  

The Scottish problem, we need to keep the united kingdom whole .... dumping Northern Ireland of course, I doubt Ireland wants it but whatever, it costs too much to keep.  We go into Scotland on a Sunday morning (the hangover hours) and we cull all men under 70 who will not swear allegiance to the queen and all male children who are as tall as a wagon wheel.

Disabled people will work for their benefits by taking part in assault course type game shows .

A sensible no-nonsense approach to political correctness will attempt to undo the years of idiocy, how can anyone take offense at being called a golly, wog, monkey or nig-nog? Seriously people enough is enough.

I have a friend who is ghey and I'm sure he wouldn't mind being called a fag or a fudge packing cocksucker.

No pandering to the liberals, patting some tart on the bum or squeezing her boob is a compliment, as is cornering her and making suggestive remarks while thrusting yer hips.   


While the UK values trade with other cuntries we refuse to be held to any form of standards and buyer be fucking ware. Whatever it is that Britain still produces we're proud of it.

Any other issue can be solved with a good slap and a pint of ye olde English ale, politics ain't that difficult, just like the 1930's all over again.



While this maybe on Old Knudsen's blog and written by him he may not agree with everything and so cannot be held accountable if taken to court.  Heil Farage!  



  

 

I Believe That Retards Are The Future

While IBM are researching the use of computers that are cooled and powered by a type of electronic blood, scientists at the Sanford lab tech facility in Baltimore have been producing electrical equipment that is powered by human blood.

The implanted Tainterface that is powered by the human bodies own oxygen and glucose supplies has been around for a few years. Now what scientists are planning is to use people to power up long life batteries as used in lap tops and cell phones.
Blood power can have medical uses such as to power pace makers and penile implants but with blood powered batteries or blatteries we can now have a safe, green and plentiful alternative energy source.

Professor Willard at Sanford was the first to produce a laptop battery that lasted 2 hours and says that soon he'll be able to triple that output or more.  These blatteries will be rechargeable and inexpensive with someday customers being able to use their own blood to charge them when needed.

Republican senator Dick Richards of Illinois is a fan of Bio-energy. "Imagine harnessing the energy of the 6 billion people on Earth, everyone would have a purpose in life, even old people and retards."

Richards who sits on the board of directors of the Sanford lab tech facility which uses the Slogan 'Creating a more productive future' has put forward the idea that people on Welfare can show their appreciation of having received public aid and can pay their own way by spending 2 hours a day charging up blatteries to be sold in order to stimulate the economy.

It was Richards who introduced the Welfare recipient tracking chip in 2013, allowing the government to track job hunters and making sure that they are actually out looking for work and that black people with criminal records and low IQ are staying away from the homes of affluent white people.   

Richards believes that in the not too distant future, countries around the world can exchange charged up blatteries for foreign aid, "Even starving Africans with aids can be useful and it's 100% safe for the end user"  says the enthused senator.