Humans Are Pig And Chimp Hybrids

Monkey great sage equal of Heaven fucked Pigsy right in the sty.

Dr Eugene McCarthy should really up his standards for dating weemen. He came out and suggested that a chimpanzee mated with a pig and that is how humans were made.

Chimps and pigs are our closest living evolutionary relatives and both share 98% of their DNA with us, it's a no brainer, we must have come from them.

Does having a degree really mean you can call yerself Doctor? 

Dr McCarthy says that the original pig-chimp hook up was probably followed by several generations of 'backcrossing', where the offspring of that pairing lived among chimps and mated with them becoming more like chimps and less like pigs with every new generation.  Much like how inbreeding in Loyalist housing estates gets rid of their Fenian like chins. The Royal family don't have chins so why should we?

 I can totally see our pig like qualities .... bacon rocks!

Hairless skin, a thick layer of subcutaneous fat, light-coloured eyes, protruding noses and heavy eyelashes and compatible internal organs .... but that's enough about yer Ma. 

Chimps and pigs went their separate way around 80 million years ago and scientists (who had more than a PhD in pig fucking) have said that their sperm and eggs wouldn't recognize each other in order to mate. 

If you believe all that evolution rubbish then you think that we evolved from the sea, became little mammals, then bigger mammals, some when into the trees and some went into politics etc etc you'd know that we are just animals like pigs and monkeys are, the only difference is that we have higher reasoning skills and say idiot shit like 'I think therefore I am' and 'Saddam has weapons of mass destruction' because we evolved to adapt.

 Nope, I don't see any resemblance.

Shit! now I've gone racist, that sure escalated quickly.

Sure we are related to pigs and chimps but our own DNA does not lean towards either of them to suggest we came from them, Dr McCarthy needs to lay off the acid or something. No doubt saying crazy shit to get published or something and there are many out there (Fox news viewers) who will believe anything.

Two million illegal aliens in our country are followers of ISIL leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and have been infected with Ebola and explosives ..... more at eleven. 

Can't fuck to save it's own species from extinction but look how cute it is on the play equipment. If all you ate was bamboo and had no privacy would you want to continue on living?

We also like to see human characteristics in animals and dress up little foo foo dogs as people in a subconscious way to show contempt and dominance over the once noble wolf. Just because we can wear pastel coloured polo shirts and communicate in more than just barks or grunts (well some of us can) it doesn't make us the best animal ever.

 Banana envy anyone? 

Bananas share 50% of our DNA, does that mean that we mated with that elongated fruit too? Well I bet that some of you have ya durty hallions.   

This idea of pig and monkey fucking maybe very arousing but it's totally shite and the History channel might feature it if they weren't too busy doing things like 'True stories in the Bible' kinda shite.  Who needs proof when you have air time to fill? Fuck real history based on evidence, lets pretend the Bible is true.
Baker street is a real street in London, doesn't mean that Sherlock Holmes is real. 

 

Now for real science. Humans are alien experiments with DNA taken from other animals and tweaked with. They wanted a hairless intelligent breed to work as their slaves and we are the rejects left behind to figure out who we are.

If you want proof then I have it, of course I can't show you it as they are still watching us and might kill us as they did Joan Rivers ...... who knew too much.

I'm glad we had this talk as too many people will believe any ol shite but Old Knudsen is here to steer you to the right *fact related* opinions.   






*Very distantly related*


  

Why The Long Face?

Princess Anne, the royal that has been known to wear the same outfit more than once has jumped on the celebrity bandwagon of adoption.

On seeing Annie the 14 year-old Welsh Cob at a horse welfare charity in Somerset the princess's heart melted. "It was like looking in a mirror" gushed the royal as she munched on some sugar lumps. "I needed a horse that would fit in and Annie has the right name and the right look to help me on my 200 acre Gloucestershire estate, helping me herd the sheep, cattle and any escaped hobos, nasty fellows."
 

The princess feeding Tojo strips of human flesh to get it ready for the famous Gatcombe Park hobo run.

Two years ago she rescued a man eating panda from being put doon after it mauled to death 14 Chinese rail workers.
Tojo the panda is now famous for the annual Gatcombe Park hobo run the princess hosts on her estate every year.
Hobos are released onto her 200 acre wooded estate and hunted doon by trained animals like Tojo or by royals and their guests on horseback using lances and crossbows. 

The royals react as Tojo rips apart some hobos.

It is thought that the government will introduce a new law stating that if you can survive the Gatcombe Park hobo run then and only then will you be eligible to receive government benefits. No one has ever survived Gatcombe Park hobo run.

Dr Seuss Was Better And More Famous

Sparkling vampire in tree, twilight's blood runs red.

As per expected Old Knudsen doesn't go along with the sheep mentality on most things. If the works of a person in life are shite then they aren't going to get much better when they die.

Oh is it too soon? .... fuck it.Seamus Heany recently died and of course now everybody loves him now .... who? he was called the the most important Irish poet since Yeats .... See, Samuel Beckett, you don't get the love if you don't live in Ireland. Yeats was very good though, rather sucky to have Heany compared to him. It was also said probably the best-known poet in the world .... seriously? wise the fuck up and maybe travel a bit.


Here is one of his poems I returned to a long strand, the hammered curve of a bay, and found only the secular powers of the Atlantic thundering. Um yeah, to think that you made a living out of writing, if I had wrote that do you think anyone would care?

No, cos it's shite!

Be advised my passport's green. No glass of ours was ever raised to toast the Queen.

I suspect that he and the Queen ate plenty of toast together. Since the Irish passport is now maroon he'd have to rework it to have raccoon on the end, maybe it ate the toast?

Heany may have been a decent bloke, not liking yon Sinn Fein an all but he wasn't a poet, and I know it.

On to the next controversial topic. I read an article suggesting that maybe because Pandas don't seem very interested in breeding and if left to their own devices will inbreed and since they can't live in the wild without some China man eating them that we should let them die out. Three million years was a good run. 

 So Old Knudsen got to thinking which took him to several porn sites of course and came up with this little bound to be popular analogy. 

The Jews in Israel are human pandas. 

I'd like to think that these ladies would like some normal intact cock but the state of Israel cannot live without our help. 

They live in an artificial environment getting fed by the Yanks in the hope they will breed and build a bigger enclosure. 

Of course Old Knudsen doesn't believe in killing off the pandas as humans made the mess so they owe it to them, but a lifetime of captivity is not something to be happy about and Old Knudsen certainly doesn't want rid of those fine IDF weemen. 

Old Knudsen Says.

" Its only Blogging."

Courtesy of Kav, thanks mate you're a cunt.