Princess Anne Says Eat Me!

Office politics

Princess Anne has become the first Royal to endorse oral sex. She has suggested that Britons eat horse meat with some whacky idea that if horse owners thought they could get money when their horse died they would look after the animal better. 

I think what it really means is that people will have another reason to steal horses and kill them off when they need some cash. 

Princess Anne who is the unnatural product of breeding between Prince Phillip and a horse has not had a good seeing to since 1995 when a stable boy intent on molesting some horses mistook her for one.

Unless the princess has taken to promoting Tesco and their horse meat fuck ups she wants her horsey meat to be eaten out ..... disgusting!

Why The Long Face?

Princess Anne, the royal that has been known to wear the same outfit more than once has jumped on the celebrity bandwagon of adoption.

On seeing Annie the 14 year-old Welsh Cob at a horse welfare charity in Somerset the princess's heart melted. "It was like looking in a mirror" gushed the royal as she munched on some sugar lumps. "I needed a horse that would fit in and Annie has the right name and the right look to help me on my 200 acre Gloucestershire estate, helping me herd the sheep, cattle and any escaped hobos, nasty fellows."
 

The princess feeding Tojo strips of human flesh to get it ready for the famous Gatcombe Park hobo run.

Two years ago she rescued a man eating panda from being put doon after it mauled to death 14 Chinese rail workers.
Tojo the panda is now famous for the annual Gatcombe Park hobo run the princess hosts on her estate every year.
Hobos are released onto her 200 acre wooded estate and hunted doon by trained animals like Tojo or by royals and their guests on horseback using lances and crossbows. 

The royals react as Tojo rips apart some hobos.

It is thought that the government will introduce a new law stating that if you can survive the Gatcombe Park hobo run then and only then will you be eligible to receive government benefits. No one has ever survived Gatcombe Park hobo run.

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Troll said...

Queen Elisabeth is an ugly stupid inbred skank. She always sounds like she's gargling a giant load of horse-spooge when she speaks.