Fire In The Hole

Haven't done a post today, cos I can't be arsed. I'm all bloated cos me poo is all bunged up there so as you can imagine I've got bigger things to worry about. It's been 7 or 8 days since my last movement and it's starting to get serious as I have a date with a lovely lass tomorrow night.

I definitely don't want this happening again.

Well thanks for listening, I'll keep you posted on the corn hole front, maybe I'll get a wee toilet  camera like how the BBC look at baby birds in the nesting box . Of course I may not be near a toilet when I decide to pebble dash everything but thats just how Old Knudsen rolls.