Letter From America

Peter Robinson the First Minister of Northern Ireland did a u-turn on the development of the Maze prison yesterday.
Catholic and Protestant terrorists lived and died there and their scummy supporters want to go see where Michael Fassbender got his cock out and maybe experience a Loyalist tuck shop first hand. "How much for a Mars bar?" ..... "Yer arse tonight!"

Get in there and get yer cock out ya skinny dying fucker!

Robinson who is living the life on holiday in Florida ..... the home of all evil, is feeling the big man.

Who noticed we didn't have a leader during those riots? we are so used to no leadership that we just plod along throwing bricks of hatred. 

Sitting doon Robinson wrote a letter saying, "oh sure we'll go ahead with the Maze cos we're calling the shots" he then went to bed chuckling and then wrote another letter ..... psyche!  nah we're pulling out of the whole thing, you shiners and yer IRA parades are just too much. 

So he did a u-turn on his u-turn which means as usual the DUP are stuck in a roundabout of indecisiveness .  

Maze IRA Shrine Given The Greenlight

First Minister of Northern Ireland Peter Robinson did a U-turn on the development of the Maze prison grounds that housed Loyalist and Republican terrorists. Worried that there would be some sort of IRA shrine many Protestant types have been foaming at the mouth....  as usual.

Why is the world so angry?

Mr Robinson has been quick to assure people that he'll have the final say on any shrines and will make sure they are all tasteful an shit.

In support of Mr Robinson Willie Frazer said, "slure wee won ta be guilan oh intermin beys moudourers gee hav rites an victims agwille shun"  we have not quite figured out what Mr Frazer said but I'm sure it was sane, intelligent and very relevant.