Thursday, 6 July 2017
Corbyn To Be PM Any Day Now
Jeremy Corbyn took time away from dropping acid in the teepee in his garden to remind the British people that he still has a chance of becoming Prime Minister.
"Any day now Theresa May will just give in. The crying the u-turns the pressure will be too much for her and she'll give me the keys to Number 10 .... any day now."
John his neighbour who is fed up with these outlandish claims keeps shouting over the fence, "you lost you hippy!"
Corbyn thinks that if he blames lots of things on the Tories they'll just give up and Labour being the biggest loser in the election will get power by default.
Corbyn turned his attention to his garden fence and reminded his neighbour whom he calls a negative ninny that he didn't lose, he just didn't win with style which is totally a victory in his rose tinted mind.
"Any day now, just you wait and see." Corbyn added before re-joining the drum circle.
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Labels: fantasy, hippies, Jeremy Corbyn
Monday, 16 February 2015
Manson's Love Reaches The Glass Ceiling
You may remember that Old Knudsen has friends in high and low places, yes some of those may be in prison but that is usually because they never listened to Old Knudsen.
Rule #1 if you kill someone you never ever speak of it to anyone, you certainly don't let a load of hippies do yer killing for you, what kind of lame ass killer do you have to be to do that?
Charles Manson or Chucky as I call him used to be a disciple of Old Knudsen's back in the days of free love and mind expanding drugs, now you have to pay for the love and yon drugs rot yer teeth and make you paranoid, it's a very different world now.
I had to get rid of him as he wasn't cult material. It wasn't his poor standard of education or his low class roots, he was just a dick. No offense Chucky and thanks for the help on the book I wrote called, 'Manson and me' while it was big in Liberia it didn't sell very well elsewhere.
Time went on and since I couldn't use Chucky to make money I stopped visiting him ... yes, I am a shallow user. Others have moved in there to try to make money off the Manson brand. There were those 3 gurls who did that song MMMBop
Then there was Star (named by Manson) otherwise known as Afton Elaine Burton who is a criminal groupie. She has gushed about what a great guy Manson is and how he's been misrepresented in the media. She started communicating with him from the age of 16 and built up a relationship which saw her moving closer to the prison. It's true that Chucky has been misrepresented by the media, Manson didn't have the balls to kill anyone himself and thought he was safe by getting drugged out hippies to do it to try to start a race war.
Star has the slender body and face and the long straight hair of the typical Manson follower, she can pull off the creepy hippy chick look. In any other setting she might be attractive but being a Manson fan means that she ain't all there and Old Knudsen wouldn't touch her with yer dick.
Chucky is a bit of a manipulator and gets bored behind bars. His long time friend Craig Hammond nicknamed Grey Wolf has been there for Manson for over 4 decades and was even arrested for smuggling a cell phone to Manson.
When caught he pretended that he had a medical condition in which voices and ringtones could be heard from his arse ... you hear about how much germs are on phones but seriously dude.
To prove their devotion to him, Manson got Star and Grey Wolf to shave off all their hair and got both of them to cut a mark into their heads. Grey Wolf didn't notice the shave that much.
Manson must chuckle to himself at the stupidity of his friends and followers but it's a good test. I guess Star passed and has set up web pages about the proxy murderer/wannabe cult leader. She considers herself to be his wife though no formal ceremony has taken place and no conjugal visits are allowed. Manson is 80 so the lack of old man cock probably suits her fine, I doubt she goes without on that score.
Late last year they applied for a marriage license, the ceremony would have to take place on a visiting day and still no sexy time allowed for the silly old git. For some reason the 'official' wedding didn't take place.
Earlier this year Manson was caught trying to smuggle his jizz out to make Star pregnant. The whole Star deal was Manson working towards having her conceive so he could raise a child with his beliefs, while Manson may think he'll live forever he still wants a legacy.
I had advised him on how to smuggle his man sauce out, what you do is get a pair of yer crusty old socks and say she is going to do yer laundry but instead she heats them up in the microwave for 10 seconds then shoves them up her muff and voila, a baby without the yucky old Manson sex ... it's science bitches!
Of course Manson didn't listen and tried the silence of the lambs method of flinging the jizz and now Grey Wolf has herpes .... real slick Chucky.
Manson wasn't the only manipulator. Brainwashing Star to move closer and become his wife is an obvious ploy as many nutjobs are attracted to the Manson legend, murderers get marriage proposals all the time.
Scott Peterson who murdered his wife and unborn baby was only on Death row for an hour before the first marriage proposal came in from an 18 year-old woman.
Richard Allen Davis who kidnapped and killed 12-year old Polly Klaas gets tons of proposals. Richard Ramirez who killed 13 people married one such whack job who wrote to him for 11 years. He died in prison of natural causes before the needle got anywhere near him ... a real pity.
Now it turns out that Manson was being used too, Star wasn't the gormless idiot she appeared to be. There has to be money made from Manson, it'll be in a form of a book when he dies, maybe a made for TV movie. Also Star was hoping that being his legal wife she'd be able to put his body in a glass case and charge admission.
She was thinking of having him stuffed and turned into an edgy coat rack but the law is more rigid about things like that.
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Labels: charles manson, hippies, jizz, Scott Peterson, Star, users
Thursday, 2 April 2009
This blog is open to invited readers only

This blog is open to invited readers only
So did you all get the invites? It made you feel special right? Did I miss anyone out and if so were yer feeling hurt or did you say, "well at least I don't have to read that crap anymore?"
I only went personal because I like drama and want it all to be about me, this will teach you bitches for not reading me more, ha! feel the burn of my sword of gonorrhea. I bet you all sat there and cried a river and thought about ending it all.
No I went personal because one of my family found my blog and saw the smut I post. I was sore ashamed. Nah not really if me Ma can't take a joke then fuck the bitch what has she ever done for me? Well there was that time she turned me over to the Saxons and at the time I thought it was betrayal as I was tortured for 18 hours but she was right it was for my own good, I can see that now. Ah the perspective of old age.
No I went personal because a co-worker didn't like the way I called them a fat lazy fucker who scratches their hole and then sniffs their finger as they serve you in the canteen. I'm the one who changes and puts out the saw dust on the floor, office workers can sure be bitchy sometimes.
No I went personal because of nasty spammers, what have ya got something better to do? I haven't been spammed in ages, lazy crazy immature cunts. I'm sure attacking Savannah was very satisfying. I should do a list of bloggers who are nut jobs and not to be trusted. I mean besides the ones in my links.
Rule of thumb: If someone has deleted, removed and completely changed their blog on numerous occasions citing that someone is after them there is a 96% chance that they are fucking nut jobs.
Hey what do I know? yer such a good judge of character.
No I went personal because the doctor changed my meds and I saw the futility of blogging for free and am writing a book ............. yes a book, on paper ................... yes people still buy those things, like newspapers they will always be around. Did you get that I was being sarcastic there?
I'm off to buy a HD-DVD player because Blue-ray is a flash in the pan, ok I may have been wrong about 8 tracks and Beta VCR's but this time I'm certain.
DVD's and CD's are quickly becoming obselete only older people buy books now and we are quickly dying out. Unless its penis books and then MJ will keep them in business.
No I went personal to appear more popular than I actually am. I want all you cunts to imagine me having a secret Skull and Bones club going on with really funny blog posts and only the chosen few can join in. Yes its like school all over again.
Ok the real reason, Old Knudsen is not a blogger he is a force of nature. If you look deep into his eyes and past his cataracts you will see his inner god. We are all dieties some are the god of cum stains while others like Old Knudsen are the gods of hidden knowledge and occult learnings. Old Knudsen has forgotten more than .................... who are you people and what are you doing in my living room?
Old Knudsen is as changable and unpredictable as the sea, he is also cold and wet. Does the sea ever explain herself? take my salty spray all over yer face and ponder what it is all about.
If you didn't notice any change and just clicked on me for the first time this week then you missed all the fun and I deleted it as it was too racy and could have brought doon nations..... yer loss.
I have one question for you all: Is it safe?
The above film *The Snickers man* scared generations of Brits and thus contributed to the poor dental hygiene in the UK. What has this got to do with anything? Well World War one and the sequel which was better than the first 'World War II this time its personal' and the film is about Nazis and when you think about Nazis you think of Argentina and then Germany right?
You see this stream of consciousness is the reason that I stand outside of society looking in as I live in that gray area between madness and genius known as my hoose, the local police have asked me to take the tin foil off me roof as it distracts their ghetto birds when the sun shines onto it.
Yeah right I studied under Nikola Tesla and later under Sir Robert Watson-Watt I know what mind control/brain fryers they have.
So anyway the G-20 are performing in London at the mo, 50 cent and Method man are there with the Obamas who not only hugged the Queen but gave her an i-Pod. Prince Philip extended his hand to shake Obama's hand and Obama instead of a hand shake he gave him some of that negro dap.
Gordon brown is being treated a bit better by the president and no wonder, France and Germany are siding up together, bring on 'World War III the end of times'.
Since Mago lives in the magic land of Franconia where the unicorns run free he should be safe . I think we should nuke the fuck out of Germany before they build up their forces again.
Be a bit more grateful to the great Satan ya Nazi cunts you wouldn't have an economy if it wasn't for America and Britain re-building yer cuntry after they bombed it, and it was yer fault .............. twice!
France? who gives a shit what they think?
What about those riots in London then? fucking mad it was. I would have loved to fire a few rounds of rubber or plastic bullets into those hippy student cunts but all the English police had was their batons and a stern tone of voice. I think the crowd needs a few stockbrokers beheaded to appease them.
My restraining orders have not been added as there are well over 350 of them but all my awards from you brown nosing cunts have been added to a different blog the link you'll find on me side board there.
I must say the award giving to me has slowed doon rightly, what the fuk? has the quality of my blog got so bad? How can you get any worse ya dopey shites? .................. Thinks about The Troll Report blog.
I myself have only given out one award this year as I can not afford the $5000 that goes along with it too often so get working on getting my attention, witty blog posts and naked pictures are a good start.
*Marathon being the old name for the Snicker bars in the UK*
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