Ched Evans The Rapist

There is a strange moral dilemma regarding soccer player Ched Evans. In 2011 he and another playa were charged with rape after having sex with a 19-year-old woman, who was deemed too drunk to give consent.

The story is that at 4am McDonald (the other player) picked a drunk gurl up and brought her to his hotel where they had sex, he texted Evans:  "I’ve got a bird" Evans showed up and had sex with her too.
The hotel porter says there was no sounds of distress and Evans left via a fire door. The gurl woke up in the morning naked and with no memory of what had happened so she called the police. 

The court decided that McDonald wasn't guilty but that Evans was. He then served half of his 5 year sentence. How does a jury come up with that conclusion?

I don't mind because he's a football player. 

His gurlfriend  Natasha Massey stood by him so what is all the fuss about? He's done his time and has been rehabilitated ...... right?
Do we actually believe in rehabilitation? Evans continues to protest his innocence to clear his name but will that really happen?
Not all rapes are created equal, this would be on par with date rape rather than in an alley with a knife. Still that does not justify what he did, he and his mate took advantage of a drunken gurl.   

 How can you not hear with ears like that? 

Sheffield United let Evans back to train with them to get him into shape for his job as a footballer. If he had a job as a plumber or a builder he'd be allowed back to work.

Then again some sex offenders aren't allowed to work with women or children. Is he innocent because shagging some nameless cum bucket is what young sport stars do? Is this one of those cases in which he doesn't think he has done anything wrong except get caught? He's Ched fucking Evans, football star! 

Two of the club's patrons have resigned, they have lost one sponsor and another has said that they'd back out if he was signed back as a player and now Olympic gold medalist Jessica Ennis-Hill has asked for her name to be removed from the stands if he is allowed back to play.

British mouth piece Katie Hopkins said on Twitter, "Jessica Ennis is Supreme judge in the court of public opinion. Being able to run fast & jump high makes you super qualified. Who knew?"

It says a lot that Sheffield United didn't think there would be a problem with bringing him back cos he's such a good player and all. Some people just don't like rapists. McDonald who said his career was destroyed is still playing football though. Thanks to this backlash Sheffield are having second thoughts about Evan's future with them.

Rehabilitation is a joke and 2 and a half years isn't punishment enough, maybe if he had more moral fiber he wouldn't cheat on his gurlfriend with someone that was just a warm body. No he should not be allowed back as a soccer player, no he should not be hailed as a hero for kicking a ball into a net and does not deserve that lifestyle but do any of them?

He needs to lose the tude and work at respecting others, thinking that he'd just pick up as if nothing had happened shows you what wankers sport stars can be, his buddy McDonald should have done some time too but what can you do? .... Now Ched's actual punishment begins.

Learn from this Evans and be a better person .... and quit raping people it isn't cool. Be thankful that Old Knudsen wasn't the judge. 

   

My Milkshake Sends All The Boys To The Showers

Old Knudsen doesn't do sport, he doesn't run and doesn't like to see others running ... unless it's jiggly weemen in slo-mo.
Football/soccer in particular has always seemed more than a little ghey, not that there is anything wrong with fudge packing or bean flicking but why all the anger? football fans are notorious for being angry which is probably due to not being allowed to express their inner princess without their mates making fun of them.

Not knowing that their mates feel the same and so the only way to express themselves is with violence because they can't verbalize their emotions. Many unhappily married Presbyterians are on the doon low too, about 94% if I had to give a figure.

Trust Old Knudsen hes a doctor, well not in this cuntry, over in the Eastern Block but still I've handed out drugs and have given bad health advice so trust him.  

So anyway enough about pent up sexual repression ..... as I said to Edwin Poots the other day as he tried to get ghey men banned from, well just banned.

 Now onto Northern Ireland's world famous 'Milk cup' I don't know what world it's famous on. 

A footie tournament sponsored by the diary industry for the past 30 years. Such a nice event that they let USA win 3-0 in 2010, even Old Knudsen knows that the US suck at soccer. At the end of it the winner gets the trophy and a couple of hot chicks pour milk everywhere, makes sense. 

Then the pizza delivery guy shows up and says, "hey mind if I join in?" and they young white gurls gasp at his huge black cock dripping with semi skimmed ..... did I mention he was black? aye, fuckin immigrants coming over here and bumming our football players with their large unbaptised dicks. 

So anyway the Milk mafia or the Dairy council or whatever (great research Old Knudsen, fuck off one of the many voices in my hed) isn't going to sponsor it anymore. They said it was a difficult decision and it wasn't the sport it was them, time to move on . 

Old Knudsen (not a ghey sports fan) will miss images such as this. Tournament organizers have to find a new sponsor and cum up with a new name. The only interest shown so far has been from the Bukkake Corporation of Japan..... ya didn't see that coming.  Cum cup, nah cum bucket sounds good, I hope yer Ma doesn't sue for copyright infringement.