Showing posts with label Robert Mugabe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Mugabe. Show all posts

Friday, 17 November 2017

Mugabe Lost It


Robert Mugabe used to be a friend to Great Britain, he loved the suits, Cricket and the Royals. Margaret Thatcher was on the list of the few Brits he trusted. They put him into power in 1980 so what is there not to love?

His authoritarian rule, land reforms (taking it from white people) and poor human rights record was an issue for Tony Blair who ceased talks and withdrew British aid for development and imposed sanctions. After that everything was the fault of the British. 9/11, Global warming, hemorrhoids all the fault of the British who were out to get him.

While Obama got his Nobel peace prize on the grounds of not being Bush just weeks into his presidency Mugabe was nominated for it in 1981 for being the first leader of a free Zimbabwe ... a series of massacres that left thousands dead changed the world's mind though.

Yeah about that, nominating a bloke that doesn't mind being compared to Hitler, perhaps not a great idea.

    Bob and Grace Mugabe a lovely couple

Robert Mugabe has had a long history of rigging elections and throwing lavish parties while one in three children have stunted growth due to starvation. 

He's 93 and all the transfusions in the world isn't going to keep him going forever. I believe he knew he was coming to an end. He has been situating his wife into a place in the government but Grace is no Robert Mugabe. While he was a former teacher she buys dodgy diplomas cos she ain't that bright. She is weak and doesn't have what it takes. She's awesome at shopping and spending loads of money though.

Right now Mugabe is under house arrest and so are several others in his circle. 

     
The reason there has been a coup after all these years is because Vice-President Emmanuel Mnangagwa was fired and Grace Mugabe took his place. 

Over the years 4 vice presidents have died under strange circumstances and one was accused of plotting a coup and fired. 

In August Mnangagwa started vomiting blood and squirting out ass juice, he was air lifted to hospital. Not poisoned ... oh no. The cause was eating stale food.  A friend Jorum Gumbo dismissed the silly stale food idea as he did not see him eating anything as he was on the go and travelling to a rally. 

An old spy trick: It's best to poison someone while they are travelling or to have the poison take effect then so there is less chance of getting proper help. 

The army with the blessing of Mnangagwa's family looked after him and made sure he was treated by a military doctor.  Marry Chiwenga the wife of Zimbabwe Defence Forces (ZDF) commander Constantino Chiwenga was a part of his entourage. 


General Chiwenga had just been to China on Sunday and by Tuesday the tanks were rolling in to the capital, Harare. 

Of course this bloodless coup is backed by China. Not because China wants to rule the world well of course they do but if they can avoid doing it militarily they will. You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. 

China wants a stable government and Mugabe was losing it and about to put the country into civil unrest. China has upped its investment in Zimbabwe from $1 billion to $4 billion over a 3 year period so it benefits them to have a helpful government that's at peace. 

China's priorities are railways, roads, aviation, ports and electricity. Then universities, modernizing farm equipment. They are investing in the people to train them and to keep them healthy with their Happy Life projects.

For a nation with piss poor human rights they sure do make great overlords. Africa will be a continent that loves China, to Old Knudsen that seems scary. Could this be an end to Zimbabwe/British tension? The BBC aren't even allowed to report there. 

Perhaps a desperate Theresa May will meet the new leader who doesn't have a catchy and easy to say name to talk trade in order to save her Brexit farce. 



Tuesday, 23 May 2017

RIP Robert Mugabe

 
 Dead at the age of 90 something

There is a market for those that can predict the future. I don't mean stocks and shares but rather world events.
Bulgarian prophet Baba Vanga who died 20 years ago predicted 9/11, the rise of the Islamic State and the end of Europe by 2016 with no life just an empty wasteland so she was pretty spot on. 

Yeah her predictions only appeared after she had died and her ones for 3797 with the destruction of the Earth and humans living in space will probably be as true as our flying cars for the year 2000.

She did say that Obama would be the last President ... she did not say that what would replace him would be a sex offender reality TV star though.  How could anyone have seen that?

 Certainly not a President

Predicting world events isn't about having visions or cutting open goats to examine their intestines. It can be in the genes though. Some people just see the bigger picture and can know how things will play out. There is no such thing as certainty because there will always be some variables with so many forces at play.   
Some people are super-recognisers and can remember a face from years ago that they only saw once, others can be super-tasters with an enhanced perception of flavour. Others can be super-memorisers who can recall most days of their lives. Then there are the super-douchebags which can be found in droves on Twitter.

Experience and learning can play a part but many so-called political experts do poorly at predicting world events. It's like using your intuition I suppose, if you think too much you'll get a false reading. 


 Old Knudsen used his special abilities to impregnate goats with the power of his mind.

Military intelligence agencies would love to harness this gift and have done loads of research into psychic abilities including remote viewing and mind fucking farm animals. One time Old Knudsen was ordered to locate a Soviet diplomat by using remote viewing. I would have found him if those ladies in yon nearby college hadn't decided to take showers and experiment with their blossoming sexuality at that exact time.  

 A man can only be so strong ya know

World events can be tricky though because the things you'd like to happen usually don't but you don't want to say that or you'd jinx them ... jinxing isn't a real thing so wise up. I wanted Bernie Sanders to win the election but that was never going to happen. I wanted Brexit to fail as I don't support Putin's plans for destroying Europe but that didn't happen either. Will Jeremy Corbyn win the UK election? 

Only if May has a brain fart and decides to debate him while killing dalmatian puppies on live TV.


Apostle Ithiel Firebrand Muzenda from the Glory hole Embassy Worldwide has said he received a holy message that if Robert Mugabe and his wife Grace don't repent they'll be shot like Nicolae CeauČ™escu and his wife were in 1989. 

The millions of Zimbabweans who fled Mugabe's reign will return bringing the glory of the Lord to the nation yadda yadda yadda. 

Oh how things change. Mugabe was Nelson Mandela long before he was him. He was an intellectual and a darling of Western Liberals. Ian Smith the Prime Minister of Rhodesia as Zimbabwe was known then was the hated racist but fact was that the poorest black under his rule was way better off than those under Mugabe. 
Things changed and now the Mugabes live in luxury while many starve and it is thought he has killed up to 200,000 people for political gain. 

I predict that in the next 3 years (possibly sooner) Mugabe will die. He's 93 yet doesn't look like he's slowing down any. His wife Grace who isn't that bright will be left to the mob, she'll probably flee unless caught and killed. She has been becoming more political over the last few years but she isn't leadership material, she prefers to go shopping which earned the First Lady the nickname the First Shopper. 

The Mugabes often think about Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein, they don't want to end up being sodomized with a bayonet or hanged. This is Putin's biggest fear too. The dictators always end up fearing their own people the most. 

 Chillin out with his tunes

The military will try to take control and there will be lots of violence until a strong leader is found who has support of big men with big machetes.    

If you look through Mugabe's life you'll see him posing with Gaddafi, Mandela, Fidel Castro, Margaret Thatcher and of course many times with the Queen. He's seen them all. 

Now anything goes wrong and he blames Britain, the BBC aren't even allowed to report there and both he and his wife have EU travel bans. 

It must be scary for his wife and grown children because when he goes anything goes. Having it all and then to risk losing it all. The assholes deserve it of course.  

Why am I talking about Mugabe? Because he has popped up a couple of times when I have been looking online .... no he's not private messaging me, that cunt stopped talking to Old Knudsen after a failed 2007 coup which I had nothing to do with ... honestly. 

Mugabe up for re-election in 2018 but since he tends to kill off any serious opposition he stands a good chance of winning. Grace might try to be the next leader but no, the Mugabes will soon have their day and it will be rough at first but then good for Zimbabwe.
 

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Anything To Get Onto My Blog


Zimbabwean Information Minister Sikhanyiso Ndlovu described the outbreak of Cholera as a "genocidal onslaught on the people of Zimbabwe by the British". Yep they are now blaming the UK for their Cholera.

On Thursday, Mr Mugabe said the spread of cholera had been halted. Since then a spokesperson said Mugabe was being sarcastic. This guy is worse than Reagan in his last years and I suspect drinks a bit.

Mr Ndlovu likened the appearance of cholera in Zimbabwe to a "serious biological chemical weapon" used by the British. Its all true, they gave me the shits and sent me over to contaminate them I confess.

The Zimbabwean minister for information described it as "a calculated, racist, terrorist attack on Zimbabwe".

Mr Mugabe has already accused Western powers of plotting to use cholera as an excuse to invade and overthrow him.



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Friday, 12 December 2008

Not All Bad News Zimbabwe

I knew he was in league with Lemurs.

The still not dead 84 year-old president of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe thinks the US and the UK may be plotting an invasion.
A spokesman said they would not be surprised if the British and Americans tried to "spring a 'mission'" involving the UN.

Spring mission doesn't that just sound nice? I'm picturing flowers and prancing bunny wabbits, ahhh so lovely. I'm sorry America that you are being dragged into this he usually just blames Britain for everything.
We once owned Zimbabwe/Rhodesia back in the day when we gave a fuck and now every time Mugabe gets piles its the fault of the UK.

Grow up Mugabe and take responsibility. The UK is just concerned about all the people you are killing with yer brutal regime, the US doesn't want anything in Zimbabwe so it doesn't care but they may well slag you off cos yer a cunt, as for the UN they are far too busy and stretched mopping up after Bush in Afghanistan and where ever else he gets tired off invading and they are as useless as Hugh Heffner's cock, the little blue pill and the UN hats are the same colour for a reason and the reason is impotency .

Botswana, Kenya and France have told Mugabe to get out too, are they going to invade? Like fuck just hire me and I'll take the fucker out ................. and I don't mean to no disco.

The UN Office for the Co-ordination of Humanitarian Affairs which sets up married couples with people to cheat with said the number of cholera cases in Zimbabwe stood at 13,960 with 589 deaths. Its expected to reach 60,000 cases soon enough.

The Zimbabwe economy has gotten into the Guinness books of records though for having the world's highest inflation, last estimated at 231m% in July. Yay Zimbabwe!

"Say what say what hooooo! I'm 84 and I never get a lay yes I blame that too on the mutherfuck UK . I'm standing here with my cool bling on and I say to whitey bitches come and suck my dong."

"Mad dog Mugabe peace out to my homies in the hood but fuck the shantytowns."


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Thursday, 3 April 2008