A Stench Trench Make Over

If I was vain maybe I'd have some work done on myself but could man possibly improve upon perfection? The older we get weemen look old, saggy and ugly but we men look dignified, yes with our hairy ears, noses and nipples, balding heads and pot bellies not to mention our sagging ball sacks we do look dignified.


That shows you that God hates weemen, probably because of the whole don't eat the apple thing, he can certainly hold a grudge can God which is why even after 5000 years since the creation of the world weemen still get pain from child birth. It proves that God is Scottish cos who else could hold a grudge for that long?



Not the Bishop of Leeds Arthur Roche and his army of pedo priests or I would of had more legal letters by now.
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This post isn't aimed at anyone in particular nope no one at all cos how would I know?




Has anyone ever dumped a woman because she had an old looking vadge? has a man ripped off a hotties panties after managing to trick her back to his place and saw her twat reminds him of his mother's and then lost his erection? I really doubt this.
Considering the things a man will stick his dick into I don't think a bit of mince meat around the edges is going to stop him.
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Weemen will always find a man who will shag her, if they weren't so fucking picky they wouldn't be so lonely.

Woops sorry was that yer cunt I just fried? smells like kippers.

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Do weemen get twat surgery once they've done the nose, jowls, eyelids and breasts etc then think, "what else can I do? oh look at my beef curtains what a sight, I want them to look like Angelina Jolie."

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Oh look my perineum (barse) has wrinkles the Oil of Olay isn't working and big lips are so 3 years ago.

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Good news for Manuel as he is definitely a fat cunt.

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Who wants to buy a bottle of milk with the seal broken? even Madonna can be like a virgin.

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I don't know what these letters are, I know HDTV and DVD but Blueray is taking over so maybe I'll wait for that to get cheaper before I have my breasts implants.

http://www.newwomansurgical.com/ Go get yer G-shot, you know you want to.

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Stuck In The Whirlypits

No this is not an animated picture, if you see it move then A) you drank too much last night B) Its time to stop drinking now and C) you are doomed to burn in the fires of Hell unless you send me money and naked pictures of yerself.

I am pure of heart and do not see it move. Yeah Happy St Cunt day. He could of at least turned those happy idiot Irish pagans into Protestants. He killed off the Druids and made casual sex for fun a bad thing, just because he couldn't get any no wonder you celebrate the day he died on.

St Patrick was a fuck wit as are the rest of the Catholic clergy including the Bishop of Leeds above. Celibate men advising weemen on birth control, if you use it you go to Hell, if you have an abortion you go to Hell, if you have sex out of wedlock including rape you'll go to Hell, if you get divorced you'll go to Hell. If you kill yer wife of molest children then its 10 seig heils

and wear yer rosary for an hour.

Go drink and pretend yer Irish for a while, that includes shagging a sibling, licking windows and leaving threatening comments below.

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No, I Am The Way

Get off my fucking bathrobe ya cunts. Old Knudsen BC (before cap)

For those who read me and not just click out when they don't see a dirty picture you'd know I'm having a wee catholic problem at the moment.
None of yous would have known about it if the Diocese of leeds (where ever the fuck that is) hadn't had a solicitor send Blogger a fax complaining that my wee blog alleged some priests were pedos and made up other stuff. Well duh! are all Catholic clergy stupid or did I just hit the jackpot? it says on my profile on that wee blog that hardly anyone reads that I make stuff up and do satire so maybe I hit a nerve and uncovered a nest of pedos.

As a Free Presbyterian level 5 Voodoo Grand Dragon Wizard I don't know too much about Catholicism, is that the Tom Cruise cult or the ex Nazi cult ? But I do know my Bible so on this fine Sunday you can either have a Bible lesson here or click over to Infomaniac to see a picture of Manuel's bare naked bottom. For fuck sake you had better cum back and read the rest.

Jesus was crucified on a Friday unless you go into details and find that doesn't make sense as he rose on Sunday morning, hardly 3 days and 3 nights also they did the whole crazy arse way of splitting days, so the days started and ended at sundoon so Saturday would have started at sundoon on Friday which is why we have those 'Eve' celebrations and then the actual day.

So he had to have been crucified on Wednesday morning which is highly unfortunate because it was all you could pancakes at HOPI pancake hoose so I missed the whole thing, that 30 pieces of silver was burning a hole in my bathrobe.

Anyway as we Christians say, "Details smetails just believe it and stop asking questions " so I was crucified on Half naked Thursday by the solicitors which doesn't sound as nice as 'Good Friday' I'm still waiting for my Viagra to kick in as it would be nice to rise again at my age.

I don't want this to become sectarian, I'm against morons and bullies in general and if they happen to be Fenian cocksuckers then so be it, they are now my Jews.

I have backed up my blogs and am prepared to be martyred by those deity killing pedo cunts if need be.
I was once touched by a priest he said "turn the other cheek" and that touched me, then he buggered the hole off me and sodomised me, or was that the army? or was that prison? maybe it was that film with Edward Norton where he starts out as a cool sick as fuck Nazi and ends up as a prison raped silky boy 'Death to Smoochy' I think it was called.

So anyway Jesus died on the toilet of a heart attack just before he turned 50, he never got over his Da leaving him there on the cross.
He ended up as a wafer called Soylent Green and then even after the Catholics ran out they kept doing symbolic cannibalism in their foul rituals known as 'Black masses' named after the misogynist crackhead Saint Peter whose last name was Black , he ended up dead in the foundations on a building site and a church was built upon him a Roman mafia thing.

I get the father and son part but what about the holy ghost ? in Killamory holy ghost is slang for 'toast' so you'd have a cup of rosie lee and some holy ghost, now that makes more sense and sounds like heaven to me.

So if every sperm is scared then why is the Diocese of Leeds such wankers ? it doesn't take much to scare them and shake their faith, I told you I was the greatest blogger in the world. Herr Pope is casting his spells on me over a pair of young buttocks and some goats blood as I type I can just feel it, no wait maybe it the Viagra, nope it was a bowel movement, thank god for commodes, at least he did something right.

I know Catholicism boiled doon to its purest form is just a way to keep the people (mostly weemen) in line as all the Jewish based religions are, go to a Muslim country to see how its done. So if sperm is scared are weemen's eggs also sacred ? So to stop weemen having periods you either have to keep them pregnant 'all' the time or use the pill.

With all the logic that goes along with this religion it kinda makes the Free Presbyterians look normal. I'm not looking for a holy war however I would like the boy bashers to gurn up and take it like a man.
I hope they don't read this post and bully Blogger with legal action again cos if they closed my blog/s it would be quite annoying and may take up an hour or two to set up another one. You can take my Blogs but you'll never take my opinions!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres something a Catholic understands, a dirty protest.

If anyone wants the e-mail from Blogger with the legal letter attached or the original post just e-mail me and I'll send it to you. Those who missed it all read the post below this one.


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