Movie Poster Gun Control

Lena Dunham who made a TV shows called Girls which I've never watched because it sounds lame and I doubt has any hand to hand combat and explosions in it has put out a call to peel off the guns on the new Jason Bourne movie posters. 

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She is tired of guns, well Old Knudsen is tired of idiots but he doesn't go around destroying things. Public restrooms are different as he has a medical condition. When she was tired of that Happy song did she go around like a room without a roof?

Many mickles will so muck you up if you messith with me. 

When George Washington wasn't betraying the crown and weeping openly in front of his men he was crushing British baby skulls with his robot hand and shooting at his slaves if they weren't werking hard enough. 
He loved guns, he once said, "My dearest Martha, the thought of you, ball gag in your mouth getting taken from behind by several enemy soldiers makes me hard but so does firing my semi-automatic assault musket - your eternal servant the Big G.W."   

Taken from his personal correspondence. So you see, when Dunham (name sounds very British to me) tears off Bourne's gun she is tearing off a piece of liberty that Washington fought General Cornwallis to the death for at the siege of Yorktown. 

Dunham who once boasted of her multi-tasking skills of taking a dump while celebrating her naked hedonistic birthday party is probably a commie too. 

Old Knudsen doesn't believe in judging others but she looks the type to be all about feminism and equality then gets upset when you don't give up yer bus seat for a pregnant woman .... what's it to be for fucks sake?  

Jason Bourne bravely served his cuntry until his employment was terminated when he got dementia and she spits upon his rights to wave a gun about. Yes, Old Knudsen is angry. 

 I said raise yer hand when you have a fucken question.

    
Bourne served in the United States Marine Corps and then in Delta Force, 1st Special Forces Operational Detachment-Delta if you must know. I served with them in the town of Beaverlick, Kentucky doing classified toxin experiments on the population.  I can't go into details or give you any information about it what so ever but they were a tough bunch of lads and didn't flinch or shirk their duty even during the execution and burning body stage of the operation began.
If yer ever in Beaverlick I'd advise you to bring yer own bottled water and don't eat local produce, no reason.  

Veterans have a hard enough time when they go crazy and shoot and bomb people without Dunham who to the best of my knowledge has dodged serving getting at them about guns. 

As you know the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a robot packed with explosives, will Dunham be peeling off parts of the Wall.e 2 poster?

Sure, look to Europe, gun crime is down there because their posters don't have guns on them. Liam Neeson movies also lose money there because none of his movies can get advertised there.

Well lil miss commie, a bad guy can go into a shop and buy a movie poster with a gun on it with no questions asked and none of yer a peeling to yer fans will do a thing to stop it.

  

Bourne Again

Damon is a star who can actually act even though he looks like a pixie, I wonder what their kid ended up looking like.

Matt Damon was in London at the UK premiere of The Bourne Ultimatum the third film in the franchise. I've seen the other two and they are good films, even the sequel is good which is odd in this day and age of grabbing the quick buck (fuck you Oceans 12) I have in the past slagged off James Bond for being stupid and catering to a dumb audience that don't expect too much and the fact that over the decades it hasn't gotten any better (still to see Casino Royale but don't want to) all posing, improbable plots improbable villains and expensive product placement, it looks more like an advert than a film. Buy the watch, the car, the motorcycle or Brosnan's cargo pants.

Jason Bourne that was originally a film with Richard Chamberlain, its more real, no ejector seats, no rogue Russians stealing nukes, Bourne beats people up with pens and rolled up magazines plus he killed that ugly fucker Clive Owen which is bloody good in my book.

Damon did say: " Bourne was no better or worse than Bond " oh such a modest young man. You don't get the feeling of invincibility with Bourne that you do with Bond so its more of a thrill, for years I wanted Bond to get killed and for a different character with depth to carry on like a 006.

Damon went on to say:

"Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist who kills people and laughs about it, and drinks Martinis and cracks jokes."

All true but watch it laddie, theres nothing wrong with having a few drinks to toast the British Empire and some wogs are asking for a bit of steel up them, is misogyny like sodomy ? cos I don't mind giving one up the rusty bullet hole if the lass is game .

When a new actor takes the role of Bond they say about Bond's cold blooded edge as a killer and how they want to explore it, its a one dimensional character, no development in over 40 years. Bond is a bit of a shallow prick but I'll say this for him where ever he goes hes able to find the easy weemen , hes like a dog that has to hump yer leg and you actually don't mind him doing it.

"Bourne is a serial monogamist whose girlfriend is dead and he does nothing but think about her, he doesn't have the support of gadgets, and he feels guilty for what he's done".

Killing his gurl was a bit of a shock but it gave him a controlled rage in the film, compared to Bond hes a monk but at least hes got a human side. Bond also had a dead wife and he stood at a grave for a minute as Roger Moore and no more was mentioned about her, back to quips and shagging chicks.

The dead wife thing is so cliched for action heroes, Lethal weapon explored that for a bit then after being suicidal , killing some bad guys and having a massive shit the hero felt better and made some stupid sequels with lower ratings so the kids could enjoy them.

Bourne beats Bond hands doon which is tough for me to say as its a Yank being better than a Brit (only in Hollywood could that happen)

Damon has not ruled out doing a fourth film but only as long as British director Paul Greengrass is in on it and Old Knudsen has a cameo as Bourne's father.

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Greengrass said: "The Bourne franchise is not about wearing Prada suits and looking at women coming out of the sea with bikinis on. It's about essence and truth, not frippery and surface."

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Exactly, who the fuck wants to see Halle Berry in bikini? I'd rather see the plain big nosed German gurl from the first Bourne film, I'm not shallow, I'm a Hornivore.

Sorry lads I went and spoiled it all by getting her up the duff. I should have stuck to misogyny and only did it up the bum no babies.