The Prison Population Has Rights Too

 

The USA has the largest prison population in the world, this is because ever since the Mayflower, dodgy as fuck fuckers have been attracted by the promise of freedom to persecute others in this vast cuntry from sea to shiny sea. 

America had purple mountains and was empty except for thousands of savages so was very attractive to people that wanted things for free like socialists and criminals. Today's America has mostly done away with its socialists during the McCarthy executions of the 1950's but thanks to the Interwebs there has been a resurgence of people wanting healthcare and education for all ..... fucken scumbags.   

According to "experts" American DNA is full of the criminal gene hence the large prison population. Also the US puts lead in the fluoride it puts into its water and government sprayed chemtrails to ensure that it stays number 1 with the prisons .... USA! USA!     

A while back some brave patriots formed a militia and fucked up took over an Oregon wildlife sanctuary in a stand against the evil Federal government who wouldn't let them graze their cattle wherever they wanted or cut down whatever trees they wanted to either .... fuck you Federal government and yer non-free for all ways. 

Ammon and Ryan Bundy the sons of the rancher and racist folk hero Cliven Bundy led the brave do or die no surrender stance against the evil empire.  

After massive public support that sent the militia an endless supply of lube and dildos that could have had them last out indefinitely they were taken prisoner after a lot of tears and visits home cos they were home sick. One old dude got killed in the process but no one is going to remember his name. He didn't get smart, what a loser.   

Shifty and bear Bundy. 

Ryan Bundy who suffers from the side effects from over using Renuyu skin products has put in a complaint that his rights in prison are being abused. In the US you are innocent until proven guilty he has decided that from the version of the Constitution that he read that he still has rights.  Yes he has the right to an attorney but he should also have the right to see his brother who is also in prison so they can get their stories straight and the right to bear arms, wear his freaky Mormon underwear and have access to Twitter and the like .... just as the Foundling fathers promised. 

It's difficult for an innocent man like himself to be housed in a place full of criminals, especially if you aren't a looker. When Old Knudsen was doing time after being wrongly convicted of genocide a ciggie would cost a dick suck. Now poor ol Ryan is having to side suck just to look at gun pics on a prison warden's phone. Fucken inflation. 

  

Back in WWII criminals were allowed guns and given access to shoot Nazis but times have changed. Ryan does have a holster and is currently making a Glock 17 out of Irish Spring soap but it isn't the same .... though does smell rather lovely.  

Unknown to Ryan, Ammon is werking on an AR-15 out of fecal matter and toilet paper, due to prison restrictions he has had to make the magazine smaller and is only allowed semi-automatic. The rifle sling will be made from braided pubes ..... ach if only they had freedoms and could tweet their progress. 

It's a shame and a disgrace that innocent criminals are treated like this. Jared Fogle the ex Subway guy wasn't allowed any underage gurls while he was serving 5 months of a 16 year sentence before being released early due to "over crowding". 

Poor Jared put on a load of weight in prison and was also made unemployed by the uncaring sandwich franchise. 

Ah if only the US was like Norway, they give their mass murderers Playstation 3's and first person shooter games and comfy chairs ..... probably from IKEA. Does Norway even have IKEA's? ... fuck you Norway.

Please send Ryan letters of support and plenty of chap stick to the Multnomah County Detention Center for innocent criminals. His only crime was being a patriot .... and for all the illegal things too but still. 

 

Ammon Bundy: I Will Shoot Cops In The Face If They Try To Remove Us

Yeah so Ammon Bundy the leader of the Y'all Qaeda, Yokel Haram or the Talibundy who bravely took over an empty building at a wildlife sanctuary in Oregon that want to destroy the waterfowl nesting area with mining, grazing cattle and logging didn't actually say he would shoot them in the face .... but it has implied it. 

They have said they are willing to die and will kill so yeah, there maybe some shooting in the face. 

It's not a faceless entity you'll be killing, it's fellow Americans with wives, husbands and children. These two were ambushed and killed while having lunch by bundy rejects who were patriots according to themselves. They covered the bodies with a 'Don't tread on me' and a Nazi flag. This is your modern minuteman mentality, all conspiracies about melted steel beams and how Obama is a Muslim.   

Bundy's group of armed Yee Hawdists are ready to show their patriotism to the United States of America by killing officers who have sworn an oath to uphold the law of the United States. Bundy and his group known as Vanilla ISIS can be compared to the Loyalists of Northern Ireland who are loyal to the Queen .... they just won't follow her laws because it doesn't suit them. These type of people who are really just after a bigger share for themselves and their kind are no stranger to Old Knudsen, they think they can do as they please.

Dwight Hammond and his son Steven who the Bundy's want released from prison have said that the Bundy crew do not speak for them. They were charged with killing a herd of deer on public land and then setting fire to 130 acres to cover up the evidence. 
Originally they had been given a 2 year sentence but since the minimum for arson is 5 years so the original sentence was overruled and they had to go back and serve the rest of their time.     

The town of Burns also doesn't want the Bundy boys either. Title 10 section 311 of the Constitution says that all able bodied males aged 17 - 45 are in theory militia. Being in the militia doesn't mean you are supposed to own guns and hate the government, it means you are supposed to work together to make America a safe, shining example of equality and freedom. To fight enemies foreign and domestic. 

I'd like to check the date of births and get some medical checks on the MujahiJimmyDeans as some of them may be too old for this shit.

 Hey Bill, get some 'just for men' colour for your beard like I did so we can look under 45.

    

 Is my brother making faces behind my back again? 

From November 20, 1969, to June 11, 1971 up to 89 American Indians and assorted hippy types occupied Alcatraz island. The law from 1868 said that all retired, abandoned or out-of-use federal land was to be returned to the Native people from whom it was obtained. 

The prison on the island was closed in 1963 so they had a claim to it. They even offered the government the original price they were paid for it which amounted to $9.40. 

No guns or threats of shooting police officers, just a peaceful demonstration. The government cut the electricity and phone to the island so with little food and no fresh water the protesters started to leave bit by bit. 

After 19 months the remaining 15 people on the island were forcefully removed by the police. The island was then transferred to the National Park System to yet again fuck over the Injuns. 

Lets see how these domestic terrorists in Oregon do in a siege. The difference being that they do not have a claim to the land, they want criminals to be released from prison and they are armed and white ... so very white.  

 This is Meal team 6 requesting supply drop for snacks .... over.

   

Just before the taking of the empty building that was done with expert military precision and bolt cutters, one of the militia put out a call on social media for snacks. 

You know you might be a red neck when you bring a pack of beef jerky and a 6 pack of Coors to a siege. Snipers are in position and did I see Daryl with some cheesy puffs? 

   

We'll send you some kababs and some Qabli pulao, all very tasty and all halal, death to the American government my friend, shoot one in the face for me, over and out. 

Communist Rebels Make A Stand In Oregon

It started in 1993. Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy did not renew his permit for his cattle to graze on public land. This went on for years with Bundy thinking he had natural rights to do what he wanted as some of his ancestors were morons who worked the land in the 1800's .... other ancestors were from Northern Ireland which explains his overwhelming sense of entitlement to do as he pleases because of tradition.

He gained support of groups such as the Oath Keepers, the White Mountain Militia and the Praetorian Guard militias .... racist white dudes with guns who believe that the U.S. government is illegitimate.

He became a folk hero and was called a patriot by Fox news loving meat sacks .... until he showed his true colours and made comments about Negros and Mexicans, then the likes of Sean Hanity couldn't distance themselves fast enough.
The Bureau of Land Management (BLM) gave Bundy back the cattle they had confiscated for trespassing and the US government backed off from having a shootout with a load of white people, many of them veterans and ex police.

The Vegas shooters who shoot dead 2 police officers and an intervening armed good guy with a gun were drawn to the Bundy stand off but they didn't really care about the land stuff and so were asked to leave.

It reminds me of how Timothy McVeigh was at the Waco siege handing out pro gun/anti-government leaflets.  Like attracts like.  

Now for the latest excuse to try to start a civil war. In Oregon in 2006 Dwight and Steven Hammond were charged with committing arson on public land. They had slaughtered a herd of deer (with witnesses) and then set fire to 130 acres to cover up any evidence. Arson puts lives in danger but the likes of the Bundys don't see anything wrong with this because the land and the deer belongs to the people ....  as long as they are the people.

After a march supporting the Hammonds who were sentenced to 5 years, some 100 odd armed men including Ammon Bundy and his two brothers, the sons of Cliven then took over a building of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge near Burns, Oregon. It was unoccupied due to the holidays. This is a peaceful armed takeover but if you want to join, bring yer guns.  

Bundy doesn't like the term militia but this group of white blokes are all armed and some in military gear. 

"We are not terrorists, we are concerned citizens and realize we have to act if we want to pass along anything to our children."  

 Ryan Payne a fake military vet is in on the action, he likes to dress up as a soldier and give orders. He organises snipers in case the Feds try to break anything up. Guys like this (open carry nuts) are more dangerous than anything because they are play acting. He denied any ill intent at the Burns protest and said, "The agenda is to uphold the Constitution. That's all" ..... like the Bible these people believe the parts of the Constitution that suits them and don't want to hear anything that goes against their world view.

The Bible is make believe and the Constitution is not written in stone. 

Blaine Cooper who started a GoFundMe page for "gas and expenses" during the Nevada stand off is at the wildlife refuge so yeah, outside agitators are on the scene. They tried to recruit locals but were told to wise up.

  Ammon Bundy. 

The BLM do at times over reach their authority and the main problem that Ammon Bundy has is that they own vast amounts of land that should belong to the people. Does Bundy open up his land for people to do whatever they want? I bet he has 'no trespassing' signs up. The mission of the BLM is "to sustain the health, diversity, and productivity of the public lands for the use and enjoyment of present and future generations."

  
Imagine not wanting cattle to graze willy nilly on public lands or laws against setting fires to it. I think people are mixing up being free with being a cunt again. There isn't much wildlife left so it has to be managed, such as herds of deer, it's called hunting season, not a free for all season.

Bundy wants these lands for the people to exploit use all the natural resources, he's not just standing up for the arsonist poachers but for the people, the farmers, the ranchers the loggers .... you know, the people.

What they want is known as Communism, are we going to stand for that? 

The people should be able to cut down all the trees and divert rivers and hunt beaver ... oh and we need someone managing it who will collect the fees we have to charge the hunters and the logging companies etc .... no blacks obviously, since it's Oregon and we don't mean 'those' people.
 

     Thank you for standing up for me in this matter that so effects my life.

So these armed people rebels with communist leanings are overwhelming white, the kind you'll see at a Trump rally are having an armed siege to free two criminals. Does that sound like patriotism? They use the BLM as an excuse because it sounds better.

The fucken government with their fees and taxes .... oh, wasn't there a war so Americans could pay their own taxes? Didn't Americans die to install an American government that could tax and charge the American people? Isn't capitalism American?   

These free loading types really chap my thighs. If Washington could turn on those who helped him fight the British during an event known as The whiskey rebellion then shouldn't Obama send all those special forces types who just had Jade helm training in to sort this bunch of commie yahoos out?  

Should people like the Bundy's be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want because .... Merica! Times change and ranchers can no longer call the shots unless they get some so-called patriots riled up.

They seem like self entitled white folk who think that because they can trace their family back to 19th century Utah that they have a right to the land. The Injuns thought that too but will the government do battle with white folks? Waco was very bad PR.

If idiots like Payne and Cooper fire off a panicked shot there maybe the war they want as these cunts are trying to get martyred and playing the odds of not getting shot.

These guys are terrorists and very un-American. These are wolves in sheep's clothing, don't get fooled by them.  Depending on what the government does or doesn't do we'll soon see if the law is colour blind or not.

If a load of armed Muslims or black kids with BB guns took over a Federal building what would happen? ... there would be more news coverage for a start.