How Soon Is Dinner?

Hang the pheasant hang the pheasant hang the pheasant, cos fresh meat is so totally ghey!

Morrissey the former pop star has requested that during his gig at the Odyssey Arena in Belfast there are to be no tasty meat products sold.

This is a rather silly idea since it doesn't apply to the restaurants elsewhere in the complex and they would tell him to fuck off anyways. He is just making sure the smaller vendors who he can shove about do as they are told or lose out in order for him to have his victory for animals.

Vegetarians, Vegans, Jews and Muslims are not all there .... there is air getting in. Just try a bacon sandwich and you won't care how Babe was killed. You just can't reason with some people and that is why the world is in such a shit state .... because of Morrissey!

"If you believe in the abattoir then you would support Auschwitz. There’s no difference. People who would disagree with this statement have probably never been inside an abattoir. "

So the killing of animals is the same as the Holocaust? Do you know what other famous vegetarian thought that way? .... Adolf fucking Hitler that's who.

It's like when Tom Cruise gives his opinion on depression or Liam Neeson rants on about gun control, just shut the fuck up, if we wanted to know what you thought we'd go to bargain books and pick up yer autobiography for a quid.

What else has the uber intelligent Morrissey said?

"If this doesn’t affect you in a moral sense then you’re probably granite. I see no difference between eating animals and pedophilia. They are both rape, violence, murder."

My cooking has been called many things but never equated to sticking yer dick into a child. "Fuck sake Old Knudsen, this burger is like rimming a toddler"  ..... does that mean you like it ?   

"If I’m introduced to anyone who eats beings, I walk away. Imagine, for example, if you were in a nightclub and someone said to you, ‘Hello, I enjoy bloodshed, throat-slitting and the destruction of life.’ Well, I doubt if you’d want to exchange phone numbers."

Don't you dare speak for me, if a lass said that to Old Knudsen she'd be the 8th, 9th? .... I don't know how far I got but she'd be the next Mrs Old Knudsen. The one in Thailand doesn't count cos it says 'he' on her passport and the lass in Florida will never get parole so that doesn't even count as a marriage.

This whiny pop singer reminds me of those pro life nuts who don't even like kids. Their issues do the thinking and talking for them.
He will cry over a chicken getting necked and will compare it to the genocide in Rwanda because he doesn't like people. Does he still have a career singing his 30 year-old songs because of cows? Show some fucking gratitude to yer human fans, it's not as if you did any great work after The Smiths ya plonker.  

People are hunters hence the eyes on the front of their heads, yes we have strayed away from nature because really we should be hunting and killing our own food like the bear or the tiger. Does he hate tigers when they kill a gazelle? What about when they kill a person? 

We get our food killed by proxy cos that's the evolution of society, should we be all eating nuts and tofu? If Morrissey can get fat on it then it can't be that bad .... except for the taste and it's probably the drink that makes him fat. 
Just think of the self-loathing he has as he cries and cuts himself when thinking about the roast beef sandwich he had when he was 10. 

Old Knudsen can tell the difference between the Moy park abattoir and Auschwitz and while humans are just another animal everything Morrissey says is kinda offensive not to mention stupid and shows you the swift deterioration of brain cells when you don't get enough protein.

Another reason to hang Morrissey (that escalated quickly) before he starts to invade Europe is BACON!

I rest my case.