Nelson Mandela Has Been Released

The great man himself Nelson Mandela has died. The 95 year-old was driving his Porsche Carrera GT through the province of Gauteng at great speed when his car struck a tree and was engulfed in a fireball.

If you read the BBC obituary you'll see under the picture a caption suggesting that Mandela has returned from the grave. The usual piss poor reporting BBC, you've already claimed that Jesus was a real historical person in one report a while back and now we have zombies visiting prison cells? 

FUCK it makes me so mad!!!!!!

So Mandela has been dying for quite a while now but now hes dead we can all go ahead and say what a great man he was .... is he dead yet? is he dead yet? is he .... oh he is?  What a truly inspiring person.  

If you are really inspired would you not have been putting his picture up all the time he was on his death bed. Humans are odd silly creatures.

Well he was a great man considering what hes done for South Africa, sure there is a lot of hype surrounding him and many honours given to him but still, we didn't catch him doing nasty stuff unlike his second wife Winnie who once said "With our lighters and our tires we will liberate our people!".
Imagine wanting to marry someone who endorsed the setting fire of tires around the necks of people they didn't like.
Sure Mandela was a terrorist leader within the ANC which was only officially removed from the United States terrorism watch list in 2008 but I don't mean that kind of dirt I mean Jimmy Savile dirt, he was another great man until after he died.
The ANC are still a nasty bunch and Mandela and Desmond Tutu rapidly lost faith in it thanks to events like in 2012 at the massacre of Lonmin miners.  

If there is any dirt then it will come out now after his death just like the massive out-pouring of praise.

To reach the age of 95 is very good but considering he had 27 years stolen from him I think he was still owed another 10 years or so.


Rest in peace Mr Mandela until yer next life.