Miley Licks Hammer

Shes at it again. Miley Cyrus licks Hammer in an attempt to be outrageous. When Old Knudsen goes into B&Q he can see the dangerous trend shes setting as young gurls are blocking up the hardware section licking the hammers. You just don't know where those hammers have been.  

Wee Steeky a community worker from Rathcoole said, "I was buying a hammer for a punish beating but when I picked it up it was cover in slabbers, for fuck sake now I have gurl cooties."

This has to stop!   ..... Hammer time!