Fatberg Makes It Big

Did you hear about those dirty English? In a London sewer a bus sized blob of food fat mixed with baby wipes started to take over the underground world of shit rivers backing up toilets and making the place smell like Wales. It took 10 days of hosing to get it doon to manageable size.

The food blob will now appear as the monster in an up and coming episode of Dr Who with the new 12th doctor Peter Catapult.