Would You Swallow Peter?

Has Peter Robinson gone native? How can Northern Ireland have a shared future when he is doing backroom deals with Republican scum like Mr Tayto. (Mr Tayto was convicted of terrorist charges in 1982)

Worse than the IRA Tayto is famous for it's cheese and onion crisps that you can still taste several hours after eating them.

Over hearing the conversation it seems that there will be a Peter Robinson flavour of crisp. The Robinson crisp will be only for those with a strong constitution otherwise it could leave you feeling sick.
Peter Robinson will taste like salty fermunda cheese with a splash of tartar sauce .... can't wait.