Derry Londonderry The City Of Wha?

Derry Londonderry city spent 67 million pounds on signage so it doesn't offend the people who call the place Londonderry and those who call it Derry. Now no one can find the place and they are running out of money for their city of culture stuff. Rape city is a little more accurate I would have thought.
Also Known As the 'Maiden city' it is now referred to as 'Survivors of abuse city' ... see where this theme is going?  

The weather in Derry Londonderry Maiden Rape City today is:  Scattered rape with outbreaks of riots.  

The usual then.