Red Sass

Yer looking at Twilight and thinking.  How fucking ghey is this? sparkly vampires and needy broody sluts who can't decide between a fang and a big of doggy style. 
Jackson Rathbone who plays some character in Twilight decided that though he was totally lame, he just needed to go the whole hog. 
Its not like Twilight is cool, its posed teenage angst crap. 

Rathbone has a bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup tattooed on his leg... He likes it... a lot.

You know what would be funny? if his tastes changed as they do. Old Knudsen used to love Heinz salad cream ..... yes his salad was itchy and needed cream. Now Old Knudsen can't stand the shite. I likes vinegar, doesn't mean I'm gonna put a bottle onto my skin.

I wonder if he goes to reach for the bottle thinking that its  real one or if he asks for red sass at a restaurant the snotty waiter says, "try your leg sir."heh heh heh ..... no its not really amusing at all, no real good jokes to be had there. 

While Jackson was growing up, his Da would says things like  ''Do you want a little hamburger with that ketchup?" hahaha fucking hilarious, you should do stand up.

No really Da, shut the fuck up! you gave yer son issues that he rebelled and got a stupid looking tat. I hope yer pleased. 
First you name him Jackson and then you taunt him about stuff he likes, what a cunt ..... I like him.

Rathbone and his girlfriend Sheila Hafsadi who looks like a nasty nasty dirty gurl who spits in yer  face when yer shagging have a baby together. His name is Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI. Well ya can't love ketchup that much if ya give him a fucked up name like that. What happened to celeb names like Apple, Kyd, Sage Moonblood or Fifi Trixibelle?  'Tomato'  now that would be a great name. You can call me sun dried.