Old Knudsen was shop lifting in his local shop and saw these magazines which he had to reach over to get the porn mags.
Take a break, if you take a break do you really want to read about some pedo and his idiot wife? WTF? or about the parents who forgave their child's killers.
Is that what people do on breaks? They read about the misfortunes of others and then they are refreshed and ready to get back to what they were doing.
Chat magazine has an equally delightful story of incest and weemen getting burnt alive. Put in stories of fat people and you have magazines that British people enjoy reading.
Look at how he winks at you, what a friendly chap. All three mags have a model smiling invitingly to tie in all the stories of woe and titillation.
What the fuck is wrong with people that this sort of shite is what they want to read? No wonder the place is full of angry nosy people who pry into yer business like yer a sensationalized tabloid rag.
Maybe people just buy these to appear intelligent, "look at Sammy, readin some magazine. I didn't know he went to college, I thought he was one of us."
