US Navy veteran Dennis Avner who had 14 operations to morph himself into a cat.
As you can see it worked. What crazy cat lady would not like to snuggle up to this big pussy?
The 54 year-old was last seen settling down on the window sill to watch his favourite movie The Sound of Mewsic. He was later found dead by his friends.
Shannon Larratt who knew Avner AKA Stalking Cat said that he tried to adopt the spiritual essence of the animal world. "He'd stay out all night visiting the male and the female cats in the neighborhood, he didn't have sex oh no, he was a peeping tom, he just liked to watch."
Its thought that Avner died by suicide, he was distraught at not being able to lick his own hole and knew what he was doing when he let the dog next door into his home.
The one thing that those who live near Avner won't miss, thats the spraying of their front doors and cars.
His last words are said to be, "I Can Has Cheezburger?"
Why yes you can you ugly looking fuck wit.
