Remember last year Old Knudsen was trick and treating as Captain Kirk? I had me phaser set on rape and I was looking fine, yes I did go where no man except yer Da and half the toon had gone before, yep yer Ma.
Well its all societies fault, I discovered Gravy 4 and went on shore leave. See what poor education and inner city living will do to a man? The ton of food , excess drinking and no exercise didn't help either.
If you see me round the hooses I like Snickers and whoppers no cheese and my plastic pumpkin is huge so fill me up Scotty.
Happy Halloween or Sam Hane as we Celts call it.
Friday, 30 October 2009
Something Horny This Way Cums
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I'll be pleased if you get a nice big round arse like Manuel.
Fear not.
Your physique has morphed in a parrallel universe to the original Kirk, the Shatman.
It happens.
When you can no longer suck it in, just get a corset and have someone strap you in, just like Shatner.
And I said strap in, not strap on, so quit thinking dirty thoughts about Shatner.
Dude you are one helluva blogologist!!!
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