The title is taken from the dream I had last night in which I saw Bush on the telly saying that.
The Interweb is a strange place full of nutjobs and people far more paranoid than I. Ever since I started about a year and a half ago I've gone from being the next big new shiny thing to just being constantly mentioned and talked about, my 15 minutes of fame are up now I'm just infamous.
Not safe for work or adult content, what the fuck does that mean? you should be working at work, no wonder Al Qaeda are winning and as for adult content as I've been described as having does that mean the rest of the blogs are less mature and childish? maybe I should put the warning beside names in my blogroll.(Barney Blogs) What is adult content? sex? children? sex with children? alcohol ?marriage and going to work? oh the shame.
I can't link to you because my mummy or granny reads my blog, well guess what yer mammy or granny have no doubt sucked cock with the best of them in their time and maybe still do.
I was just looking through my site meter which I haven't done in ages and a referring URL was from a Blog called SCRIPTOIDS so I followed it back. It was by a person who has a another blog that featured other Blogs and I was featured twice last year in April and their last post in October.
I've returned a couple of times to that blog to see no action going on but it seems they were posting on SCRIPTOIDS which never mentioned me until now.
The post was called '(Happy?) Blogroll Amnesty Day.' (B.A.D.) At the weekend the Blogger Grace Nearing participated in BAD from another Blog which involved dropping a Blog from yer Blogroll, my Blog had the honour of getting dropped. I read the original idea of this Amnesty Day and its all to do with not feeling bad about dumping someone.
Grace Nearing shouldn't feel bad as well the only reason I knew about her Blog was by luck, its not as if she commented on me or anything or we shared intercourse via e-mail but it seems she has issues about being a small Blog.
Blogroll Amnesty Day is about small or new Bloggers upset about not being able to get onto the Blogrolls of big or established Bloggers.
They feel discriminated against I suppose that the big Bloggers don't want to link to every new blog they don't know who never comment, or don't do the networking thing and will only post once a month and last 2 months because they can't think of anything to say or delete in a fit of depression. Those bigger well established blogs are right cunts, its all about the millions of new blogs out there.
The post was called '(Happy?) Blogroll Amnesty Day.' (B.A.D.) At the weekend the Blogger Grace Nearing participated in BAD from another Blog which involved dropping a Blog from yer Blogroll, my Blog had the honour of getting dropped. I read the original idea of this Amnesty Day and its all to do with not feeling bad about dumping someone.
Grace Nearing shouldn't feel bad as well the only reason I knew about her Blog was by luck, its not as if she commented on me or anything or we shared intercourse via e-mail but it seems she has issues about being a small Blog.
Blogroll Amnesty Day is about small or new Bloggers upset about not being able to get onto the Blogrolls of big or established Bloggers.
They feel discriminated against I suppose that the big Bloggers don't want to link to every new blog they don't know who never comment, or don't do the networking thing and will only post once a month and last 2 months because they can't think of anything to say or delete in a fit of depression. Those bigger well established blogs are right cunts, its all about the millions of new blogs out there.
I've linked to people who e-mail me and suggest it or start commenting and I like their Blogs or them, not because I owe it to small blogs to give them a chance, maybe they should be more interesting.
Hey I'm the best Blogger in the world and only now have I started to get links up on Irish Blogs, maybe they don't like being called Bogtrotters or I'm not Irish enough or maybe they just don't like me, it could happen sometimes people just read me to tell me they don't like me.
I'm not going to worry about why so and so is on someone's Blogroll and I'm not, I could delete all the links that haven't linked back to me but sometimes I like to go over and see what they are up to.
I've got so many links and not enough time to visit being a 'Big Blogger' and all.
I didn't know about the small Blog sense of inadequacy or entitlement. When I started I commented and made myself a nuisance until I got noticed and people saw I wasn't a fly by night Blog but a brilliantly humourous Blogger of immense genius but I don't like to brag, now only fear and professional jealously stops others from linking to me and I can handle that because I was spammed for 2 months last year and only the greats get spammed like that, mediocre Blogs get ignored.
I'm sorry to all those that feel left out because I never linked to you, I'm sure I just didn't notice you unless I was ignoring you on purpose so now that's you well paranoid.
Within 10 minutes of finding out about this whole sub-culture of issues that goes on beyond the SCRIPTOIDS Blog to the other blogs and whoever the sad cunt that started was I found a comment on craigslist from someone who has commented at least twice on me but doesn't link telling people how hilarious I am and that they bet I'm really a bored hoosewife.
It shows you about the effect and range this Interweb thing has and that someone thousands of miles away could either be praising you or throwing darts at yer picture and you'd never know it.
Like I have always said someday I'll quit this Blogging lark never knowing that some Pacific island has set me up as their God and I've got 50 million people silently reading me on Bloglines.
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17 comments:
Spot on Old Bloke! You ARE a blogging God and we already worship your image here. In other words...you're MONUMENTAL! Emphasis on 'mental'. Hugs.
You mean your not a bored housewife?
Well I'm off then!
Oh and since it's Blog Amnesty Day
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I think yer also a god in Newfoundland, they're right crafty gits over there.
The post was called '(Happy?) Blogroll Amnesty Day.' (B.A.D.) At the weekend the Blogger Grace Nearing participated in BAD from another Blog which involved dropping a Blog from yer Blogroll, my Blog had the honour of getting dropped.
Oh, no, my darling Knudsen, I'm afraid you misunderstood my post. I actually adore you and have linked to several of your posts. I didn't drop you from my blogroll; OBB isn't listed because I feature primarily American political and media blogs.
In fact, I mentioned your blog as an example of what can be found by wandering around different blogs, especially non-American blogs (we Americans are very provincial). I think I landed here originally from "Chase Me Ladies I'm in the Cavalry."
I want you to know that there have been many, many nights when the last blog I check, after getting depressed reading about Bush and Cheney et al, is Old Bitter Balls. You always cheer me up.
Love,
Gracie
That was not the ass of a housewife.
'nuf said.
marky you didn't read the post did you?
ellie I sometimes feel like I'm a man trapped inside a bored hoosewife.
psychicgeek is that the place where those dogs come from? Labradors yep thats the ones.
gracie I must of got the perfect storm for misunderstanding then as I found yer other blog and read the Jon Swift meaning of BAD. I don't like pissing people off when I'm not trying to so I'm glad I'm still yer honey. I couldn't check Truth laid bear last night but the last time I did I was only a flapping bird, I can shit on the heads of others but not big enough to be considered that big. Don't look for pale imitation knudsens for they don't have heart, as for not being on yer blogroll I'm used to being the one that gets dated but not brought home to meet the parents, that Maureen Dowd gurl is hot.
a boxer no shame in being a hoosewife but yer right its the arse of a trained warrior.
I don't care diddly squat for anything anymore except my Knudsen Award.
Wait 'til they see THAT on my CV.
marky remember when Bush carried big books about and pretended he was reading them?
MJ What is higher than being the top stripper at the sweaty crotch? I can't see what good it will do besides just major achievement.
What you doing up at 3AM?Unless...of course...it's only 9pm in Topeka.
Yer not man enough to be my mother so I don't think my bed time is any o yer business lad.
So marky, do you get high 'A LOT'?
how does one know if one is a big time blogger? what if one think one is and it turns out one's only regular sized? that might be a tough blow to take. this could turn into an existential crisis. no, i think i'm better off not knowing.
I get high every night to kill off what few brain cells I have left. I work at Burger King in San Leandro and they don't mind so just as long as you turn up. I masturbate to gay porn and hate myself for it I hope someday to be happy with myself and accept who I am.
kara The big time bloggers never comment anywhere even on their own blogs so when you become a cunt like that you've made it big otherwise yer still small and needy.
marky thats quite something lad, I had an idea but I didn't know it was that bad, goodluck, if you need someone to talk to please not me.
"The big time bloggers never comment anywhere even on their own blogs"
God your funny and you come through yet again. I have a relatively new blogger asking me how on earth i meet so many people on the net. The answer I said with raised sarcastic eyebrow is to go blog cruising and post more than once every six fucking weeks.
There's lots of little misguided fish in the blog sea, and damn good thing it is to. Whales eat plankton, big bloggers eat little bloggers. The world keeps spinning.
The Amnesty thing, why do perfect strangers feel the need to excercise their right to quality control on their own page only on a day that someone else has made guilt free?
I'd write a book for the newbies but they only read blogs. The average life of a blog is 18 months though not everyone even gets to that as there are just so many. I suppose its like valentines day etc with the guilt free thing you just go along with the rest.
I want a Knudsen Award. Where do I buy one?
I have a casting couch for recipients, is Friday ok for you?
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