Sunday, 13 October 2013

I Can Smell Yer Poot

Hello Christians, here are some hotties ..... adult hotties cos children are crap in bed. If it's about control then get into S&M or M&S whatever you call it.

 Heres one I prepared earlier.

Two blondes so far? Ach Old Knudsen prefers burnettes though if a blonde dropped her granny knickers in front of him and begged for sex Old Knudsen would oblige.

I would like weemen to start referring to their hoo hoo as their poot, example: "Oh my poot is fucking itchy today after that shag with Old Knudsen." You can also call people a poot if you wish to.

No wonder I can never get through to the doctor's office, too busy planking or whatever you young people call it.

Remember folks, reduce, reuse and recycle .... oh and don't molest children.


2 comments:

Tuesday Kid said...

That Edwin Poots, he's a bad mutherfucker. He got hoes in different area codes. He slams ass and pussy for breakfast and flosses with the mawfuckin' g-string. He rubs his mouth over the side of Nelson McCausland's beardy face makin' believe that it's a wild pubed crotch of some tasty bitch. He does that.

Old Knudsen said...

Aye well all that is common knowledge, he also eats bread he dips into sweaty ass cracks.