Wednesday, 28 November 2012

The Pope Fucked Elmo

In the latest turn of events with the Elmo scandal, Pope Benedict XVI has been accused of  sexually assaulting Elmo when he was very under-aged.

"He told Elmo nasty things about Christmas being fake and then tickled Elmo's elmo."

Its taken Elmo years to have the courage to say anything.

"Uncle Benny put his hand up Elmo and laughed."

So far the Vatican has not made a comment as they have never replied to any of Old Knudsen's e-mails.  I shall take their silence as a confession of guilt.