Sunday, 4 November 2012

College Sex

Got a spam e-mail saying: Restore your sex life to the state it was at in college and Old Knudsen was wondering, who knows what and what will it take to shut you up? 

Aye those college years were great. All night parties and all the sex, drink and drugs supplied by rich college brats.
Maybe I should go back to being a college professor, I loved to mold the minds of young people. The mind has exactly the same power as hands, not merely to grasp the world but to change it. The mind cannot however jiggle boobies and wrestle in oil.