Friday, 7 May 2010

Election Promises


What would you do for a hung parliament?



Join up with me and I'll give you all the hand jobs and dirty Scottish tonguing you want.


No Nick cum to the dark side, let me lube this puppy up and give you a doggy fisting you'll never forget.


Good golly the liberal democrats have never been this popular what should I do?


To be cuntinued.........

6 comments:

Heff said...

Doggy Fisting ?!?!?

Jeez man, you've hit a new low !

CyberCaptain said...

PMSL @ hand jobs and the gesture

Reggie said...

My favorite political quote of alltime comes from former governor of Lousiana Edwin Edwards who said, "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

tony said...

Weve Been Sold A Pup.

northern musings said...

Happy times ahead in the UK, hopefully during all the fall out they'll forget about that debt thingy called Ice whatever...

Old Knudsen said...

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