Sunday, 14 June 2009

MA Won!

Old Bitter Balls favourite Mahmoud Ahmadinejad won the presidential vote by a landslide. A small minority of cunts who supported the hippy opposition Mir Hossein Mousavi didn't like this democratic result and took to the streets of Tehran to riot.

To try to restore order the government jammed text messages, blocked pro-Mousavi Web sites and Facebook and cut off mobile phones. Hippies just love their gadgets. If it were up to me I'd block a ton of blogs, all mobile phones and blueberry thingys and shut doon MyFace to put the hurt on the pedos.

Mousavi, declared himself the true winner of Friday's presidential race and the Kentucky Derby horse race of 2003 (which we all know was won by Funny Cide) and urged backers to resist a government based on "lies and dictatorship."

What the fuck is a government supposed to be based upon? What a bad loser, well done Mahmoud don't let the fucker get you doon.

Fucking almost ragheaded Persian cunts!

Just look at those stones .................. Fucking amateurs! How can you riot when that is the sort of thing you are throwing? Do they not have half bricks? oh thats right its the 3rd world. Forget about feeding the dirty aids ridden Africans how about wasting yer money on buying half bricks for savages?

The next CIA meeting I go to I'll bring up this idea to topple regimes with.


Leah said...

I'm so very relieved at the outcome! I like to think it had something to do with all the campaigning I did on his behalf!

I've even got my "Mahmoud is for Lovers" coffee mug that they gave me in thanks at the end of the campaign. I'm drinking from it right now.

Cathy said...

"Ach me dinner jacket" is back and some folks dinnae like that. Hm. Oh yes, we missed you at the last "company" meeting OBB. What kind of infiltrator are you anyway? Someday I'll explain "hippie" to you in person, get yer lap ready lol.

Anonymous said...

True words, those "rioteers" would not impress any Irish ... amateurs.

expat@large said...

I bought the Ahmeanajihad commemorative neck-tie. I think I'm the only one who's wearing it.

Momentary Madness said...

I would like to know what the real majority vote was.
Personally I feel Ahmadinejad is a convenient cleric puppet, but he or he appears to be, the ordinary Joes Soaps man.
One thing is sure it’s a win win situation for the oil speculators/sellers. Those floating oil tankers/stores are worth more and more every hour every day.
Shit, I think I’ll sell my share and get to fuck out of here while the goin’ is good.

Donn Coppens said...

The Ayatollah could have I-ya-told-ya how the election would turn out weeks agor..pfft! Disgraceful sham.

Now that that phoney-baloney totally rigged election is over, howzabout photos of some nice "Persian Rugs"!

Anonymous said...

I heared of minor unrest on some streets ...

I think they went too far.