Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Mexico Agrees To Build Border Wall

After telling Donald Trump there was no way they would build a border wall on the US/Mexican border the Mexican government has changed its mind.

They will build a wall in order to control immigration but with some major conditions.

There will be tunnels built into the wall for fast track access. These tunnels will be guarded of course so no illegal Americans come sneaking in to take good Mexican jobs or to rape Mexican weemen.

Mexico gets about $23 billion a year from workers in the US who send money back to their families. Nigeria gets sent $19.9bn, Philippines $22.9bn, China $60.7bn and India $61.8bn.

Even Germany gets sent $12.9bn and France gets $18.9bn .... immigration legal or otherwise is good business. You may not know who is in yer cuntry but at least the banks know how much money is being sent abroad.

They also want access ramps too for when the drugs and guns are too heavy or when bringing stolen children back over. The Mexican government don't want to have to bother the over worked US checkpoint agents as Americans tend to do a lot of fucken whining.  
Let Mexico guard the wall and checkpoints, they'll make sure no undesirables get past them. 

So Mexico will build a wall, not the best of walls but the tunnels will be tremendous. As long as Mexico still gets its $23 billion a year they don't care.

Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Why Are Soft Americans So Into War?

I've never been in a fight in my life but I could take you little man ... go ahead and try Amerikanski.  

Anyone buying the bullshit going on in Syria? A US/Russia truce that means they agree where to bomb and where to not bomb. The US no longer trying to actively get Assad out and aid can get to those who need it. 

Previously the US were doing some dodgy stuff in trying to overthrow the Syrian government while at the same time pretending to go after ISIS.  When the Russians came in the US couldn't get away with anything.

The rebels, the Free Syrian Army (FSA) ... who the US funds, won't get bombed but those nasty Al Qaeda friendly groups ... who the US funds, will. 

Just recently the US mistakenly and repeated bombed and killed 62 Syrian soldiers with the help of the British RAF. After that attack came an attack from ISIS. This of course caused Syrian and Russian outrage. Assad angrily shouted that only he was allowed to bomb Syrians.

If the US can't tell soldiers from ISIS then what hope is there? .... or could they tell? 

In the small town of al-Rai, 25 American special forces soldiers were forced to leave when local fighters from the Free Syrian Army Terms and conditions may apply, not really an army more like an Al Qaeda affiliated group funded by the American tax payer. harshly mocked them and called them American pigs. Two of the American soldiers cried and one is in critical condition as his feelings were badly hurt. One special forces soldier said, "You work hard in the hot sun trying to free everyone and they turn on you like this? ... we're special, we need to be treated like such, they will not take the wind from our sails or will they keep us down."     

Why were they in al-Rai? The small town is strategically located near the ISIS fortress of al-Bab. Ideally they'd like to bomb it but ISIS won't return their calls as to when is suitable for an attack. 

A week ago 40 special forces were moved north to work with the Turks along the border there. Their mission is to train, advises and assist .... of course. Like they did in Nam. 

 So it was pointed sticks like this that beat the Americans in Nam? ... what pussies. 

Out of spite a UN aid convoy was attacked by air. 18 of the 31 trucks were hit. 20 civilians were killed. The US gets to be outraged but Russia and Syria have denied all knowledge of it .... yeah, they know. 

The trucks carried food and medicine to help those around the town of Aleppo. A spokesperson for ISIS also expressed his outrage as he was nearly out of Nutella. 

Enjoying your chair? .... yeah it's one of those ones

Who are the bad guys? .... everyone. Who are the good guys? I couldn't say, is there such a thing any more?  

After a friendly US/Russia relationship under Bush, the Obama admin has really gone after Russia and Hillary will continue that on. 

Compare the numbers and remember that the US is always in some state of war or funding others. Russia spent $46 billion on its military for 2016 and the US ... $585 billion. 

The US is in 74 cuntries with nearly 800 bases. 40,000 service personnel in Germany constantly testing Russian patience as well as supporting the neo-Nazi anti-Russian government in Ukraine.  The Russians have about 12,000 personnel in their 4 foreign bases, one of those bases is shared with Vietnam. 

You can talk about the brave sacrifice of the military but it's just a fucken job so quit it with the civvie guilt. How actually caring about them and bringing the troops home and spending half the defense budget on yer cuntry ... too easy? 
Let the ragheads kill each other, you aren't the world police. That's why we have the UN for fucks sake. 

Obama wants a major offensive on ISIS before he leaves office. He's considering arming the Syrian Kurds which would piss off the Turks and look at the troop movements I've mentioned. Whoever the next president is (it'll be Hillary) they'll have a major war effort and clean up when Obama goes all out. 

Keep it ticking over huh. 

When has the US won a war on their own? ... not the Revolutionary war, the Spanish war or even the one with Grenada, they always had help and many ended with treaties. For a nation of winners they don't win a lot.   
In Afghanistan the American troops would often call the British Royal Marines to secure areas for them and left them to regain the trust of the locals when the Yanks left. 

Americans never tidy up their toys .... no America, that is not what the UN is for. 

Obama can cast shade at Putin all he likes with his security nearby but Putin is smarter and could kill Obama the golfer with his little finger. Guess who'll still be in power when Obama goes. 

Monday, 26 September 2016

Who Do We Celebrate For?

I'm yer evil aborted brother back to haunt you.

So Old Knudsen was in a shop looking at the same Halloween shit they didn't sell last year and further down the aisle was the Christmas stuff ... what? It's fucken September.

Shops seem to have more of an interest in the holidays than the people do, who the fuck is thinking about Christmas? Even Santa is looking at the calendar and saying, "oh good, still 3 months to go" as he pours himself yet another gin. "fuck off you lazy fucken elves, you don't understand the pressure."

Grown ass adults did this.

Who do we really celebrate these dates for?

Halloween, to signify the end of the harvest, when the veil between worlds grow thin and the spirit world is but a touch away ....

Away an fuck. Don't forget to leave some corn out for the fairies, they love that shit .... fucken idiot Wiccans!

It's about the adults dressing up in funny gory shit and pretending it's really for the kids. Do kids really care or do they only care because they get candy?

Some passive aggressive folk use it to scare little children that cum to their house for sweets. I'm sure I'm not the only one but scaring children makes me hard ... yeah ok, maybe it is just me.

Thanksgiving is to celebrate the Injuns coming together with whitey .... just before whitey slaughtered them and took their land and laughing at their weakness otherwise known as compassion. "Hey I thought he was reaching for a weapon."

It's about stuffing yer face .... uh I mean the family getting together. People who would otherwise fight. Like the whitey and injuns.
Americans hate themselves, that's why Bernie isn't running for preez. Free healthcare, education and jobs... what the fuck, we want guns and veterans an shit. So getting everyone you don't speak to all year to sit at a table to eat, it's like masochism.

Throw in some sports and sales, just like the Puritans had.

Oh shit, uncle Edgar is on his 8th beer, hear comes his 'the problem with negroes' rant. I hope he didn't bring his service revolver with him this year. 

Christmas is about a birth that didn't really happen .... Ok then, it's about lil baby Jeebus, peace on Earth and goodwill, and maybe strange men giving babies gold, oils and spices ... I don't know.

It's really a tool to make kids behave or they won't get everything on their 3 page list. It's also an excuse to drink, buy shit no one wants and make them pretend to be grateful when you give it to them and if you had a Thanksgiving then it's time for yet more turkey .... a meat you really like so you only eat it once a year.

Well Jesus ate turkey so you should too. Brussels sprouts???? yet more masochism. Christmas is fucked up.

On Boxing day you go and fight hobos if yer British, the Americans have sales of course. Since you spend all yer money on whatever crap the kids are into, also on drink and food. I don't know who has money left over.

OMG the Refugees think they have problems, I'll be broke till February. That means I can only eat out once a fucken week.  

You don't know me but I've been watching you for months, would you go out with me?

St Valentine's day is a Fenian thing obviously cos it's about saints.  I think he was martyred for trying to fuck children or something.

Anyways if you are in a relationship you have to get the other person something, the bigger, redder and tackier the better. Send it to yer special one's work place to embarrass them as that shows you love them and yer just mad (crazy/zany) you are .... sooo original. 

Make sure you spend a heap of money but just on that day or it doesn't count. St Valentine's day is all about guilt and peer pressure. Like I said, it's a Catholic thing gone mainstream. No one does guilt or peer pressure as well as the Taigs.

If yer single on this day then you aren't allowed to show yer forever alone face so fuck off. Look, Derek sent me these flowers and chocolates, he really loves me..... what did you get?

Another Fenian thing is St Patrick's day or as the Americans call it, St Pattie's day.  Aye a whole cuntry full of retards and they have nukes .... scary huh.

The Yanks make more of a fuss about it than the Irish. It used to be a holy day to celebrate the death of St Patrick cos he was a cunt, ask a Pagan .... oh you can't cos he killed converted them all.

You wear green, get drunk and eat cabbage and corned beef for some reason. Look under yer chairs cos you get to be Irish and you get to be Irish and you get ..... as long as you wear green, drink and fight.

If only crazy cat ladies knew how much their cunt cats hated them. 

In April you have Easter which is when Jesus came back to life after being tortured to death by the Romans. It was before camera phones and science so that kind of shit really did happened. It was in a book so it must be true.    

You celebrate zombies by tie dying eggs and eating chocolate bunnies. I'm not even going to get into the whole yet another Pagan festival stolen thing.

If little Timmy isn't working on getting diabetes with a giant chocolate egg then you aren't a good parent.

Talk like a pirate day should be a national holiday. Arrgh a vast behind me hearties!

Did I miss any? I don't care. The point is that one group of people enjoy these holidays more than anyone. The people that sell Christmas trees, ornaments, shitty presents, costumes, food and drink.

You can't participate in these holidays unless you buy shit. If you say anything against them then the old peer pressure of being a grinch comes out. Lets consumer shame him for pointing out how we are manipulated into spending. I don't want to hear it I just want too feel good again in a fantasy werld, fuck reality. 

Of course a baby head for yer dog is fucken funny, I'd do that shit all year round.The next time you put up yer Christmas tree and feel all nostalgic about Christmas' past, just check yer bank account and snap, back to reality.  

Friday, 23 September 2016

Trump's Mind Control Power

The ugly racist face of freedom

Trump supporters aren't deplorable .... well not all of them. I'm sure there are some that are just dumb and  plain gullible in amongst all the Nazis and white supremacists. Of course if you are that dumb and gullible you probably shouldn't really have a vote. I mean freedom is one thing but yer really ripping the arse out of it. 

I have issues about people who make things all about them, what the fuck is that about? It's clearly all about Old Knudsen. Trump can go to make a eulogy at the funeral of a WWII vet and he'd start with the whole greatest generation bullshit but within 2 minutes it would turn to crooked Hillary and how he is the only one to fix things ... though he never says how. 

Chris Christie, Carson and most of the other GOP candidates and even Giuliani aren't gullible. They are sneaky and insidious who have latched on to their best and only hope for future power and relevance. What is Trump's platform? His platform is the cycle of abuse. He abuses minorities to get the bigots and then courts the minorities promising to never hit them again.

    His incorrect retweet that originated from a white supremacist site. 
The real figures. 

He gets a photo op with some black people, goes to a church that has black people there and  VOILA! he loves them coloreds .... Still doesn't change how he was sued twice for not renting to people of color. Yeah Dylann Roof when into a black church too, whatever. 

I've seen black people waving the Confederate flag for fucks sake, like I said there are some real idiots out there. 

Hitler loves me, it's the fucken Jews you have to watch out for!

Guess who also liked black people when he had a use for them. I don't think that Trump is racist, he says racist things to the mob and stokes the fires of bigotry but I believe he can get on with anyone of any race if he has a use for them. He dated a black model Kara Young once. 

He's racist for pay. 

He is using people who are easily influenced. He does this by repeating phrases. When supporters are pinned down to what Trump stands for they go for his phrases. We've seen this parroting in Northern Ireland when the fucken morons less well educated as in they went to school but didn't learn fleggers repeat culture and chipping away at our heritage but not any real facts, it's all emotion based.

Make America great again, that's like telling a woman she looks very pretty today ... wasn't I pretty yesterday? America is just as great as anywhere. What's he going to do, sell Illinois, Alaska, Florida, Texas and Arizona? ... they're dragging you down America.  

Trump uses believe me a lot, also people say as in to imply that he and the voter aren't the only ones that feel this way so it's perfectly fine. Combine that with the charades and the idiot acting he does and well 98% of thought is unconscious, these people are picking up on more than they are even aware of. 

If I say 'I'm going to talk about a big grey elephant but not yet so don't think about a big grey elephant just yet, we'll get to the big grey elephant later' what are you picturing in yer head?  .... yeah probably still yon ghey porn you were watching just before you clicked on this blog. 


This okay sign means he is talking about something positive or something he wants you to believe like how he is the only one that can save America. 

Double okay signs means he REALLY insists that you believe him. He's making the points he wants to stick in yer head. 

This means he wants you to be outraged about something incredible or over the top. He's in full rumour flow. "A credible source in the White House called me about a plan to introduce a flag tax and charge people for flying the flag of our nation on the 4th of July ... veterans will have to pay more."

Hands out means he's slagging off someone and telling the people how bad things are. It implies we are helpless at the moment .... we gotta get tough, get smart, somebody needs to figure things out. 

He recently announced that Obama was probably most definitely born in the US period .... the stick and carrot. This means he is trying to appear more sane in order to get the smart but jaded voter who isn't racist. He may also say that climate change is real, vaccines don't cause autism and that Rosie O'Donnell has a banging hot body. 

Keep them guessing huh. 

He is now saying that Clinton started the birther story in 2008. He'll have to repeat that one quite a bit. Maybe it was Clinton supporters but Hillary was in no way connected, she's way smarter than Bill, she wouldn't leave DNA on a dress for fucks sake.   

Every news story about a bomb or shooting Trump will say something about it before the facts are out as he has a 50/50 chance of being right and if he is right he'll make sure you know it. A bomb, a shooting, a Muslim ... TERRORISTS!!!!!! Well it's not going to be the fucken IRA is it.

Old Knudsen id always right and people still question him, don't rely on the old I told you so

 Look at my flags I'm obviously patriotic. 

Trump has pledged the people of Boston to make all the big dictionaries, Websters and Oxford change the definition of terrorist to mean radical Islamist that isn't white. The IRA will now be known as fun loving Irish patriots .... believe me.  

Thursday, 22 September 2016

Jump Scare Shooter

 Terrence (left) and his father. The fashion police were not called.

Terrence Crutcher was a big black man .... aye the stuff that whitey's nightmares are made of.  He had a rap sheet of concealing a weapon and resisting arrest for which he got a 6 month suspended sentence and some traffic violations too. Those crimes were 11 years old though and not serious enough for jail time. 

Traffic violations is a big earner for police departments so this is fucken serious. The 40 year-old's car stalled in the middle of the road and a cop car pulled up to see what was up.

The big black man walked towards the police because hey, he hadn't done anything wrong and maybe they could help him get home right? They shouted to see his hands so he raised them. They said they continued to talk to him but he refused to listen and walked towards his SUV. 

Officer Betty Shelby responded to the call. Her husband, another police officer was in the helicopter watching events unfold on the ground. She probably thought this big black man was going to rape her. Gun, taser, gun, taser which one to use? Officer Shelby often lay awake at night thinking of BBC so this was probably her worst nightmare.

For some reason Crutcher walked to his SUV then to the driver's door. The police said he reached into the vehicle though his body movement doesn't show any reaching. If anything it looks like he reached to open the door. His body didn't arch to reach through the open window, only his arm moved .... he was big remember.

The cops in the chopper were giving newscaster like commentary saying how Crutcher isn't listening to commands and maybe on something. One says "time for taser I think" and the other says that's what he thinks is going to happen and how he looks like a "bad dude" too.

Yes it did look like he was walking away and here is what I think is happening. Crutcher has it in his head that he hasn't done anything wrong, he broke down for fucks sake, he's shown he's unarmed and he's 40. In his mind he's a father, son and a good guy enrolled in college. He probably didn't think that a cop would shoot him, that shit happens to other people so he's intent on explaining himself.

You get yer own dialogue in yer head and follow it because that is what you know.

The cops pull over, it's a large black dude in the middle of the road. Is he armed, are there others, is this a police ambush? On this road with the light fading they are on high alert rather than assume he has just broken down and needs help.

Old Knudsen has served in urban settings with a loaded weapon during a time of stress and terrorist ambushes, he never went about crapping himself and shooting people. I understand the fear and the mind set that police would have, though US cops seem very afraid.

That's what happens when you become too reliant on guns. The rest of the world thinks a knife or broken bottle is a fine weapon but Americans freak out when they merely think about being gun-less. That's why they can never win a war without help.

Second guessing American police seems to be a thing these days. In a world of cameras the old shit is hard to get away with. Mistakes now get questioned. How many Rodney Kings was there before Rodney King?

There is more outrage at some ball player not standing for the national anthem than there is for an unarmed man getting shoot dead for no reason other than cop fear.

Look at the last picture. That was how far from the car they were. Four police officers. The bald one fired the taser hitting Crutcher and then Shelby shoot him instantly after being tasered. With guns pointed they walked backwards as if Crutcher was still a threat. No one checked if he was alive or not. 

The cop on the far side had his hand on his hips or resting on his pouches and gun all throughout this stop. He obviously didn't feel threatened. He only pulled his gun at the end to cover their retreat from the dying man who later died in hospital.

Yeah lets make sure we follow procedure when we back away, wouldn't want to get into trouble.

Shelby probably reacted in panic set off by her taser officer. This panic and mindset cost an innocent man his life. 

Recently a 74 year-old volunteer reserve sheriff deputy for the Tulsa County Sheriff's Office was found guilty of killing another unarmed black guy by shooting him in the back. He claimed to have used his pistol by mistake as he thought it was his stun gun. He was heard on tape saying, "Oh! I shot him! I'm sorry!"

 Trump and his tokens that he calls "The Blacks"

Not to sound like Trump but something has to be done. Trump is firmly on the side of the police no matter who they kill. He has said that if black lives matter so much then go back to Africa ..... then he probably went on about how black people love him. 

Police departments need more funding, better and more training, higher standards of hiring and more accountability. None of that them and us mindset that armed forces often have in regards to soft no skin in the game civvies.

Old Knudsen doesn't blindly support anyone, he'll support them to a point as long as they behave with integrity. Not all cops are killers and panic stricken jump scare shooters. Not all Muslims are terrorists, not all Catholic Priests are pedos and not all big black men are bad dudes.  

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

Trump Couldn't Negotiate A Value Meal

Is that a wine glass beside the non-KFC drink? 

Nothing says 'man of the people' more than eating some fast food. It's different in the UK and while Tories look just weird when they eat, a good British politician appeals to the public by drinking alcohol as we're a nation of barely functioning alcoholics. 

The Queen mum used to chug a pint and then she'd pull out a funnel and rubber tube and beer bong a few more. The Queen doesn't give a fuck and if she is presented with a pint she'll refuse to drink it and make Prince Philip do it instead as she prefers the elitist sherry 8 times a day. She doesn't have votes to gain or elections to win. She even refused to sit on the Iron Throne for a photo op ffs.  

Ronnie may have sold weapons to Iran, funded terrorists and ruined the economy except for the defense sector but he had the sense to buy a value meal at about 2 bucks back then .... but Ronnie, you eat yer fries first ya eejit cos they get cold first.  Maybe he forgot about them like he did his straw. 

Trump showed some medical records on TV cos he's an attention hoor and they showed he had high cholesterol and qualified as being obese. At least he qualifies for something.

This picture of him eating a Big Mac and large fries shows you why he is not fit to be president and not because of his diet. He lacks good judgement.  

You buy a large meal but no drink? What kind of value is that? How can we expect you to make good trade agreements when you waste money on lunch? 

Are there even any fries in that box? Yer drink is open but hasn't been touched, are we to believe you've eaten most of yer fries and have never taken a drink?
Why are you eating from the box Mr Trump? You have a napkin set out. Normal people pour their fries out if they have a plate or table to eat at, they also use ketchup if they have ketchup .... where is yer ketchup Mr Trump? 

The lid of the Big Mac box is where you put yer fries if you don't have a plate but you have a plate and a box and don't use either, what the fuck?  

What kind of person opens everything up and has it sitting ready just getting cold or going flat? I've learned from experience that you replace the lid of yer bottle after every drink or in yer feeding frenzy you might knock if over. 

 Best to wear disco clothes when eating KFC.

The picture with the KFC is upsetting too. Where is his drink? If he got gravy why isn't it open and where are his fries or wedges to dip into it? Is he going to drink it with his silver spoon? A knife and fork for his chicken ..... what kind of elitist animal is he? 

 Excellent value.

At least his running mate Mike Pence had the sense to eat with a hottie so you don't notice the poor judgement of not getting KFC drinks. He's eating the chicken the only way you can with yer hands and fuck the napkins eh? 

Paying more than usual for a large Mac meal and getting a diet coke. Aye ya better watch yer figure. These staged pictures tells us more than they were meant to. The unused packets of ketchup reflects the voters fooling themselves to make America great but are really just happy that their bigoted views are being validated. 

The silver ware symbolize the empty vague promises and the lack of crumbs, drips and grease suggest a better more expensive meal is waiting in the wings and this fast food that is not being eaten has been sitting in an aide's bag for most of the day waiting for this photo op. 

Would you like to make it a large meal for 30 cents extra? .... Here's the amount I'm willing to pay you for this meal. You can have $2 or nothing at all .... that's my deal. 

When Hillary isn't unhinging her jaw to eat live rodents she is busy sexualising food with small bites or food that requires a deep throating. She uses plastic like real people do too. 

She has learned to imitate humans by raising her eyebrows every time she takes a big bite. Trump has been known to roll his eyes back in his head when he bites. 

It says you are phat and tremendous isn't a medical term, did you write this?

Not only have these photos shown Trump to be a poor choice for president it makes you wonder what other normal things he does strangely. 
Does he lay out an ass gasket and set amounts of toilet roll when he takes a dump? .... does he even use the toilet roll or does he just have it sitting out unused like the napkins? Maybe he never flushes as seeing his product being taken away without someone paying him for it might upset him. He probably hires an immigrant to flush for him. 

Does he wash his hands after? .... that would imply they were dirty so I doubt he does. Do hands that size even need to be washed?

Does he even watch Joe in the morning or does a staffer tell him how lame and liberal he was to save him the trouble of doing so?  He claims to hate it and complains regularly about it on Twitter. Why does he watch it then? Is it like Fear of the walking dead? .... it's shite but you watch it anyways out of habit and self loathing? ... OMG what if they were talking about him.

Hillary doesn't eat McDonald's or KFC because her other big bank sponsors wouldn't like it.... besides that's the last thing her arse needs. 

Out of touch elitists really show what a different world they live in to us when they try to copy average Joe behavior but the certainty is that someone will fall for it or one of the other things they do and that is all they need.      

Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Gamers Shouldn't Get Out More

Game designers and gamers have always been respectful of women. Sure there are games where you can get lap dances, hookers, kill and beat up scantily clad women ..... oops kinda lost my point there.

Anyways if gamers didn't love women they wouldn't feature them in the games. Statistics show that 94% of gamers will only personally know around 3 women in their lives and usually they are all family members. You don't want these weird awkward kids growing up completely devoid of hot chick interaction, most of these losers    gamers won't even leave their wanking den bedrooms in order to face rejection from a real woman.

They will never feel the wonder of having their heart ripped out by someone that only smiled at you to be polite and actually took offense to you following her to her house on Tate's Ave ... fucken teasing bitch. 

   A typical loser socially awkward gamer type. 

In order to help young gamer dudes meet girls safely as there are silly laws against abduction, one of the attractions at the Tokyo Game Show 2016 was a virtual reality girl. 

What did they expect, have a conversation? 

There was some problems though as well it's Tokyo where shaming females is acceptable. The dolls shown sent out the wrong signals and looked like they were "asking for it" as per what some judges say to women who are raped. Yeah, keep yer knees together so you won't get raped by the stronger over powering male you slut! 

Why won't this bitch kneel down and suck my virtual cock?  

The Japanese developers of the VR girl,  M2 Co didn't take into account just how sad gamers actually were. Assdestroyer666 and Spunkinjecter69 had to be escorted out of the show. The Japs do porno cartoons of big headed school girls in mini skirts for fucks sake and blokes can actually wank to that ... I don't get it. 

This is why 2 nukes weren't enough. 

Cloud Atlas was a book it seems, aye with werds an shit. Like always Old Knudsen waits for the movie so he doesn't behave like one of those cunts that complains it's nothing like the book or how they imagined it in their heads. 
I hear Outlander is fairly close to the books, Lord of the rings was exactly like the books, I never thought they'd make a movie out of that as they didn't even make a second animated version back in the day. The books and the movies were quite a slog. Like the Titanic center in Belfast you only really want to do that once.

Lucky I have oldtimers disease and my memory isn't that good so when I watch American Gods I doubt I'll remember I was dumb enough to waste time reading when I could have been doing more hate crimes or shop lifting. 

The clone bit in Cloud Atlas is how the Japs treat women today. Females are undervalued in other Asian cuntries as they are in the Middle East and here in the west but in Japan sexual assault can be an everyday part of life. Even a western Youtuber went to Japan to take advantage of this. Hey the girls smiled and giggled after I touched them, they were obviously into it.     

Yeah and people that smile when talking about a spree shooting are not emotional torn and exhausted, they are obviously crisis actors. 

At the game show they had to spell it out. No means no! Sure you may do this to actual females on the tube or other crowded places but this doll has rights and feelings damn it .... also her boobs are hard plastic. 

In this world people confuse what happens on their phones or computers as being real life. The people shown aren't really people but better versions of themselves and so of course this spills over to the actual real world. 
If you troll on the Internet yer probably a dick with very little respect for others in real life. People also confuse what I do and say as trolling but when was being honest a bad thing? They just don't like being called on their shit. Blunt rhymes with cunt.

If these gamers see females as toys to be used and do this for 8 hours a day with no one holding them accountable that is a form of brainwashing. Like how violence gets blamed on video games it is to a point. It validates and makes bad behaviour more acceptable. 

It's a downward spiral with no one thing to blame. Violent video games for children, violent movies for children, violent toys for children, reality show star politicians telling you to embrace the hatred, world leaders quick to make never ending wars wars but not peace and media outlets with their spin ... it all adds up. 

The world needs equality, boundaries, empathy and standards. We're too jaded, ready to see the negative and not to believe the positive. Even if you don't feel like everyone is equal or shouldn't be understood and respected just act like it for fucks sake unless they are a pedo or other type of cunt of course and pretend yer a decent human for once.  


Monday, 19 September 2016

Brock Turner's Only Crime Was Recycling

I'm going to let you in on a secret. White Privilege is real ... it is, we even have a secret handshake and code werds. But it's like Santa, question it too much and it goes away.
We never speak about it we just quietly acknowledge each other with a nod. One time in SoCal I was standing over some bodies, my knife dipping with blood as I looked through their pockets for the crack I was owed a police car pulled up and two officers jumped out, a black one and a white one. The black one was all like 'drop the weapon' as he pointed his gun at me, the white cop said "back off Tay Tay I got this" and he behaved like a white person.

Yes that's where the expression 'act the white man' comes from. It doesn't mean oppress or rape it means to be a nice person ... nothing racist there. They helped me get my crack and gave me a lift home. Tru story bro.

In Sainsbury's when I buy stuff they give me like triple the Nectars points on my next shop or £5 off when I buy dog chews next time .... being white is awesome! At Tesco they don't even charge me, I just walk through the barrier beeping cos Barry the security guard is morbidly obese and can't run but why would you run after white people? 

Life hack: If yer white and running from the scene of a crime just tell the police you are jogging. White people do that kind of shit. 

Even the police here have decided that when most people drive off without paying for petrol at the pump it's an honest mistake and not worth police time, it rocks having only 1% of the people in Northern Ireland being ethnic. They of course drive off without paying on purpose .... duh! 

 George Washington was white but black people stole his name cos he didn't have a TV.

God is white, Jesus is white, most people that win Oscars are white, Obama would be completely white if he could be, he kills brown people with drones like a whitey. 

We stuff and mount African natives and put them on display in Spain, sorta like Planet of the Apes, this was in 1831. We got away with it until some cunt wrote a book about it in the late 90's and in 2000 ended up sending it back to Africa for a burial. We had the last laugh though cos he got a Christian burial. 

Shorty it's yer birthday, we're gonna bury you like yer a Christian. Cause you know we don't give a fuck about yer religion. 


Poor Brock Turner, misunderstood, middle class white boy. He is far better adjusted than most men children kids. He knows that you have to value Mother Nature. After a night of partying at a party with a huge amount of leezers cos this playa didn't get any action, even with those swimmer's shoulders. 

 Oh look, someone threw out a white girl.

He passed by a dumpster and saw a white girl lying there. He shook his head in disgust at America waste and thought that maybe he could fix her up. Before going to the effort of carrying her to his pad he wanted to check out if she was still in decent condition. 

 I like.

Here is where the misunderstanding cums in. Two Scandinavians saw him and decided to impose their loose Scandinavian morals upon him.  

Brock Turner isn't a rapist! According to the law in Callyfornia and even here in the UK he is not a rapist as he didn't insert his penis into her. DNA tests came back negative hence the short sentence, he's merely a sex offender but who isn't? 

 So quit judging him you open carry nutters and stay off his fucken lawn!

Yeah he "only" inserted a foreign object into her. by foreign I'm suspecting it said 'made in China' on it ... everything does.    
The poor lad served 3 long months in prison and has to carry this burden with him all his life just because of his beliefs in recycling. 

I blame the parents. Brock is the name of the hyper sexual trainer in Pokemon. "nurse Jenny I'd love to splurge all over your anime titties"  so what else could Brock have become?      

Brock is the victim here.  White privilege is real but the rest of the world is going crazy. 

In the old days Jews from Brooklyn would get Oscar nominations for playing Injuns red skins Native Americans but now all they get is slagged off for race appropriation ... yes I'm looking at you misunderstood wife beater Johnny Depp. 

We'd have movies like Zulu and The Wild Geese that had murderous black men with big knifes after whitey. We had black face entertainers and I never once took offense. Now you have movies like The Revenant which still has murderous savages but if they are played by real natives and white man is just as murderous then it's ok ... the rules are soo difficult these days. 

Just remember, the first rule of white privilege is that you don't talk about white privilege. The next time yer out and there is free WiFi just accept the injustice of it all and appreciate yer privileges as you surf the Internet for cat pictures for free.