Saturday, 29 August 2015

Gerry Adams: Villain Or Legend?

Gerry Adams is a divisive figure in Northern Ireland. He has long been the president of Sinn Féin, otherwise known as the political wing of the IRA though he has always denied membership of the IRA. While he forges out a career in the Republic of Ireland as a member of parliament there he is often seen on Northern Ireland television denying knowledge of something that occurred during the Troubles or just denying whatever claims are made against him.    

Adams with Jedward .... musical terrorism maybe? 

Adams was never in the IRA, sure he attended IRA rallies and funerals but that was because the IRA had the best buffets at those events. He doesn't even remember being the Officer Commanding of the IRA's Belfast Brigade who sent terrorists over to England to bomb it in 1973 .... not something you'd easily forget so obviously he didn't do it. 

It turned out that Gerry's brother Liam enjoyed raping his own daughter Áine but who wants to hear about that? Gerry may have helped his brother avoid jail and covered it because it's bros before hoes .... not that Gerry really remembers what he did, growing a beard like that comes with the price of memory degradation ... according to experts. Liam is now serving a 16 year sentence for 10 offenses against his daughter. 

Maria Cahill was a lass raped by an IRA member but since Gerry wasn't in the IRA he doesn't remember covering that up either. 
The present day IRA supporters on the Internet now denounce Maria's claims and call her a liar because someone made a YouTube that says so even though ex-IRA commander and current deputy first minister of Northern Ireland Martin McGuinness has said, "I believe Maíria Cahill was raped" but what the fuck does he know? The cunts on the keyboards know it all. 

Everyone wants to meet Gerry, former terrorist and President of South Africa from 1994 to 1999 Nelson Mandela had plenty in common with him, he once said, "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world" the full quote was, "If terrorism doesn't work then education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world" with the passing of time and a few years of respectability you can be re-branded as a hero, no one will care about the burning tyre necklaces or the disappeared family members.  

Even the Kennedys loved Gerry, well until the IRA were connected to a murder in a bar and the murdered man's sisters made a fuss about it then not even Ted Kennedy would meet with him, and he killed weemen himself for fucks sake, what a time to grow a conscience. 

When the Irish in America stopped being nasty immigrants to spit upon and became American through the breeding like flies program they were embraced and loved. Even today dumb Americans will watch the Irish Springs soap commercial and pine for good ole Ireland .... even though it's set to the tune of Scotland the brave, I did say dumb right? 

Everyone in America claims to be Irish though the majority don't know how they are connected if they really are. When people leave the nasty cold and wet country of Ireland to live aboard their memory changes and maybe Ireland was a place of magic after all, hence the popularity of people like Gerry Adams. Terrorists who kill their own people and women and children then become freedom fighters. Adams was compared to Martin Luther King jr for his civil rights work ..... He remembers doing that by the way. 

In 1999 Gerry got a street named after him in Oakland Callyfornia, yes it is a one way street and is off a street named after a dictator but still. Maybe McGuinness will get a street named after him in Compton or Rialto. 

Yes Gerry will meet with all the greats if it can further Sinn Féin's cause of a united Ireland, whether the people want it or not. Fuck the people, they didn't appreciate getting blown up for a united Ireland either which is why it's best to be a dictator. Gerry remembers meeting Castro but doesn't recall sucking his cock for a free Che Guevara t-shirt, luckily Old Knudsen's sources at the CIA record everything. 

He'll meet with the president of Hamas too because as like the IRA, Hamas are also freedom fighters. Kidnapping and torturing to death young men for just being from 'the other side' furthers no cause but is a popular tactic known as tit for tat that keeps such people amused when there is a lull in the fighting or no tunnels to dig. 

Some meetings he'd rather not talk about. Even Teflon Gerry's reputation was damaged when he met with Tony Blair. Ugh, give me Hitler or Ted Bundy any day, I feel dirty just looking at this picture.   

Love him or loathe him, even the British Royal family want to press the flesh with him. Prince Charles has always hated the IRA for blowing up his beloved uncle Lord Mountbatten but he couldn't resist that beard. 

Not that Gerry was in the IRA if you remember. 

Gerry has also met with Obama, Hilary,Trump, The Dalai Lama and Vince Vaughn in fact Vaughn lent him some money for a taxi but Gerry doesn't recall that. 

Gerry and his dog

He enjoys naked trampolining with his dog (he denies it's a goat) and watching movies like Braveheart and the Patriot that kills large numbers of Brits in them. He often goes on long walks on the beach, but doesn't like to tell the authorities where the bodies may be buried there cos he doesn't remember and denies he even had a part in it. 

So what is Gerry? a villain or legend? ..... I think I'll go with villainous leg-end.  

Friday, 28 August 2015

Old Knudsen Cures Baldness

With a young Adolf Hitler

A wise man only gives his opinion when it's asked for, Old Knudsen can't sit around waiting for you to get smart enough to need his opinion. Back in the day while time traveling I visited a young man named Adolf Hitler, have you heard of him? .... I always ask that question in case I've fucked up the time stream again. 

Anyways Hitler was a young man born in a town in present day Austria in 1889, he then moved to Germany and became a postal courier who was much loved in his town. He married a lovely lass named Anna and had 7 children, he died in 1975 aged 86 surrounded by his children, grandchildren and his young male friend Edwardo. That was his life and probably the reason you've never heard of him. 

When I met him, he was a young delicate lad with an over bearing father, while Adolf wanted to paint and was very into the show tunes of the time and performing dance routines his father made him do manly stuff like hike up mountains while drinking strong beer.  

Adolf's future was to fight in the great war of 1914 - 1918, it was a fixed point in time and there was no escape from it. 
I had read all the time lines (well some of them) that Hitler was in and his son Heinrich was going to cure male pattern baldness so it was vital that he was born, I'm no going bald by the way though my face just seems to be getting bigger as I age. 

I became young Adolf's friend and told him which cushy regiment to join for WWI that would keep him away from the front and I also told him the exact time to leave his bunker cos a shell would have hit it, yes I probably did save his life. He was the type to avoid war service but to avoid him fleeing from Vienna to Munich and getting arrested and looking like a coward which he might very well do I made sure he knew what an easy war he'd have. 

Adolf would be a HQ runner and his war would be a lot more comfortable than most. The Iron cross second class he was given was handed out to many HQ staff because they were always around the big wigs. 

I told Adolf that he was different than most other men and his thoughts and desires would have to be suppressed for the greater good of the werld and besides, all that chumery was still illegal back then he'd only be allowed to be himself in 1968 when the laws change. 

I taught him how to walk with a swagger instead of mincing. I taught him how to disregard the feelings of others as a typical man would do, his empathy and camp-ness would never attract the future Mrs Hitler ... yes it was that important, Timelord shit, you wouldn't understand.       

Angry, horny, hungry, hot and cold are the 5 male emotions .... are hot and cold, ach never mind I taught him them all as he thought way too much, I did teach him the Scooby Doo Theme tune to help him replace yon intellectual stuff in his hed. I schooled him in never owning up to anything and how to blame shift, "It's the dog's fault!"

There's a lot to being a man ya know. 

I advised him that if he ever wanted success in life to exaggerate about his war service, maybe make up some death defying feats and close calls and say yer iron cross was first, not second class. A real nutter would kill those who served with him and destroy his birthplace but that would be crazy huh.

He needed to be more confident and to take control, I used all the cliches like, 'Fortune favours the bold' and 'Just do it.' I told him to do something with yon mustache as it made him look funny. 

My 3 weeks with Hitler boosted his low self esteem, I told him he was meant for a higher purpose (having his son) but of course couldn't tell him too much. He was a non-smoking vegetarian that liked the feel of cheese wedges up his rectum but I can only do so much.

You see the werk of a Timelord often goes by without you even knowing about it, you'd never had heard the name Adolf Hitler if I hadn't done a post about him. I will leave you now with the advice that seemed to resonate the most with young Adolf, 'Go big or go home' ... he was bound to get the gurl after that and to all you slap heads out there, yer welcome, enjoy yer hair. 





Thursday, 27 August 2015

Crashed And Burned

This is a public information post. If you go see an airshow or a motorcycle or car race, you may very well die or see some death and destruction.

The Shoreham Airshow last weekend where a Hawker Hunter jet crashed into a load of cars killed at least 11 people at the time of this writing. On Sunday in northern Switzerland two planes collided killing one of the pilots.

On the first August an RAF-trained jet pilot, was killed at a car show event. In July 2014 a A Hawker Sea Fury crashed with no fatalities.  The list goes on with many deaths during what should have been a fun day out.

Dane Westby, nicknamed Wolverine died during a street crash of all things when his bike hit a kirb and he went into a wall and utility post .... speed kills. A French rider Franck Petricola was killed in June on the Isle of Man TT and the MotoAmerica race on the famous Northern California circuit saw two riders die in July. Andy Lawson a 24 year-old from Scotland died. A road racing medic, Dr John Hinds died in a crash during a practice session in Northern Ireland also in July. His loss was a bit more than just a racer as he was a useful racer with medical training who saved lives.

Dane Westby the 28 year-old without a mutant healing factor .... but he had side burns.

With loads of races around Ireland and the UK on windy roads not meant for racing on there are at least one death every year with plenty of crashes, 24 year-old Jamie Hamilton in a critical but stable condition after crashing on the Isle of Man. 

Guy Martin crashed in early August breaking ribs, sternum and vertebrae. After a back operation he was out intending on racing again. Maybe the medal pins will help him to go faster.

With pilots you hear what good pilots they were after they die in a ball of fire taking out some of the crowd, in racing you see the words 'hero' getting used a lot along with courage. To me a hero is someone who puts themselves in danger to save others.

 People like firefighters and these guys are heroes.

For these racers I'd use the words addiction and selfish. They aren't racing at 130 mph for anyone but themselves. You see families like the Dunlop family that are second generation racers with sons taking over after their father and uncle die. It all sounds very much like the cycle of abuse, self destructive tenancies taught by their parents just as readily as if they had been abused then went on to become abusers.

I'm sorry that their families have to go through this acceptable form of addiction to hear about what heroes their spouse or father was for winning some races and leaving them at an early age doing what HE loved to do.

I am sick of hearing how great these people all were. Far better people die all the time for no reason. Khaled al-Asaad, aged 82 had spent his life excavating the ancient city of Palmyra, in Syria only to be tortured and be-headed by ISIS looking for treasure. There will be no parades for him now his life's work that he shared with the world is being blown up by cunts. It would not be a bad thing if his children had become scholars of antiquity so no cycle of abuse there.     

Like how Whitney Houston preferred drugs to her child and died of an OD only to have her daughter do the same. Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all .... and goat fucking of course.      

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Eight Inches Of Arm Loving

The Amazon penis snake, no you can't get one on Amazon, it's a rare limbless amphibian.  

This post is about the trouser snake, the one eyed monster, the tramp killer, the hot pocket, the cyclops or wiener. What ever yer name for is (my ex used to call mine The Grudge) the penis is an amazing thing but now kids are all into their Ibox or Wii and Kleenex sales have drooped .

Poor Mohammed Abad, aged 43 was pushed in front of a car when he was 6 years old, it dragged him and tore off his penis .... men across the werld just winced and crossed their legs reading that. The virgin under went 100 operations and now has an 8 inch penis that werks by pushing a button on his scrotum AND YOU PAID FOR HIS MUSLIM COCK! .... Sorry, I went all Daily Express for a moment. It fills up with sexy stomach fluids and goes down when he pushes another button.  The batteries go up his arse and he has a special hat with a solar panel that plugs into his balls to recharge when he is out and about. 

Yeah I might have exaggerated about the batteries and solar panel. People I meet in real life often say I exaggerate and don't look like a young Kirk Douglas at all but that is their issues talking.   

Mohammed's wand was grafted from the skin of his arm, you see a chubby middle aged fella but if he wasn't so fat his dick wouldn't be 8 inches..... well played sir, you ate all the pies and now weemen are probably throwing themselves at you. Or not. 

Many of my readers are saying, "fucks sake, how does he get to have a bigger cock than me?" Well look at him, it's like a consolation prize. My readers are well endowed with good looks and intelligence, sure yer drug use has fucked up yer lives and yer teeth but still, having a huge dick can be a curse, the amount of times my dick has fallen out just when some young ladies walk by and then they accuse me of playing with myself because it's a struggle to get it back in.... Aye, the courts know me well. 

 It was cold that day. 

So Mohammed is making sure that ALL the news outlets know he has an 8 inch wab .... he lives in Edinburgh ladies and Scotland is full of dicks I'll have you know. Just let him have a go at ye for fucks sake, he's had a hard (or un-hard) life.

He certainly went to a lot of trouble if this is just a ploy to get his hole .... you have to respect that. Has he never heard of Rohypnol?  

Less than 0.1% (one in 1,000) of men have dicks 8 inch and over and are freaks of evolution and need to be killed with fire .... except for Old Knudsen who is massive online. 

 Ya wanna see something strange? 

If you've ever gotten a tattoo you might have noticed it hurts, don't listen to those guys who say, "It doesn't hurt" they have too much to prove and probably don't have space on their dick for a tat. Sometimes Old Knudsen just asks, "why you do that?" 

You can tell that these two straight men have been to prison.  

One rule Old Knudsen has concerns his willy and sharp or pointy things going near it. Do boils really need to be lanced? 

I also think that God gave us ears so we wouldn't do stupid things like this ... How does he shave it? 

This is werld cock appreciation day, take it out somewhere nice like Tesco or WalMart and stand proud because there are those like Mohammed, weemen or politicians that don't have a todger, wang or WMD, pity them. 



Tuesday, 25 August 2015

8 Out Of 10 Readers Don't Read Past An Informative Headline

A study has shown that 8 out of 10 people only read the headline and think they know all about the article. This is a trend with people who lead very important lives, they just can't waste it on clicking links, what happens if the article had links or worse still a video?

 Pussy and yoga, what's there not to like?

Often these people will comment on the story and depending upon their levels of apathy and honesty they might admit to not having read it but have an opinion on what the headline says. For long articles with lots of werds boringly put together to confuse and irritate, people very often admit to having, "skimmed" or "scanned" which deserves some credit for actually trying. It's the thought that counts.

Satirical sites like Newsthump  or The Onion   often hire writers with very little journalistic experience but can put the punchline in the title ... who needs to click if you already have the funny? Old Bitter Balls will never make things that easy for you cunts.

Join us!

Sometimes when Old Knudsen is lonely he goes to the park and makes the day drinkers give him hugs for a pound .... not long hugs though as lice will take the opportunity to travel and Old Knudsen has enough that are quite resistant to all forms of treatment. If you hadn't have clicked on this story you wouldn't be scratching yer head right now which proves that you can change the world with werds.        

Monday, 24 August 2015

15 Of The Biggest Lies Ever Told


Lies have shaped history and even the thinking of people today. If history is written by the victor then Victor has a lot of explaining to do. The Great War for Civilisation or the war to end all wars, World War One was to be something we'd learn from so that it would never happen again. Fighting for civilisation is like fucking for virginity, is it any wonder that we still aren't civilised?   

1) Slaves did not built Egypt's pyramids. I've recently covered how there was no proof that the Jews were ever held as slaves in Egypt and whoever wrote the Exodus story probably did so from sunny Palestine and had never even set eyes on the sphinx. In 2010 the tombs dedicated to the pyramid builders were found so Ka- Chow!

2) Virgin birth of Jesus. First of the census that made them go to Bethlehem was a lie, there was no go to yer hometown census. Augustus Caesar had 3 census' one in 28BCE, 8BCE and 14 CE, there was a census in Judea in 6 CE as written about by the Roman historian Titus Flavius Josephus which caused a revolt. Stop making shit up whoever wrote the Bible. Do you believe that Loki mated with a horse and then he/she gave birth to the 8 legged stallion Svadilfari? Or that  Dionysus was born from Zeus' thigh? Yet you'd believe some Middle East slapper who was probably afraid of her people going all honor killing on her ass. If Tracy from Leeds claimed she was a virgin and was pregnant you'd maybe suspect that her arse isn't a virgin and that drips happen.

3) Christopher Columbus couldn't find his arse with two hands. In 14 hundred and 92 Columbus sailed the ocean blue ... And got lost. When he reached the Bahamas he thought that San Salvador was Japan and that Cuba was China. Mankind had known that the Earth was round since 240 BCE so none of that crap about how his sailors thought they'd fall over the edge but he bravely went on. You can blame the first Columbus day in 1792 for all of that crap but Columbus never set foot on North America . Norse explorer Leif Ericson discovered America 500 years previously though the Native Americans claim to have been there already ... if you can believe that.

4) George Washington is famous for two things, the first is that he looks like and old woman and the second is that he cut down a cherry tree as a boy. Washington who betrayed the British and then went on to betray the rednecks that fought the British to get whiskey taxes from them didn't go anywhere near a cherry tree. This is a bloke who openingly wept in front of his men, "look lads, most of you are going to die [sob sob] but we really have to win this one [sob sob]" It was his biographer, Parson Weems that made up the cherry tree story to show how honest he was .... by telling a lie.
 Give us some spuds ya facking cont!

5) The potato famine, over a million Irish citizens died of starvation due to a potato blight ... wrong! Aye we love our chips but you can grow other things here. During 1845-52 the potato crops did fail but boats of food from charitable nations all over the world were turned away by the English and whatever crops were produced in Ireland were exported out of Ireland by the English. There are very valid reasons why the English/British are still disliked in Ireland by the Paddy Bogtrotters .... to be sure.  

6) Lincoln freed the slaves. He didn't mean to it just kinda happened. He didn't give a fuck about them and you know what else? He never killed a single vampire either.

7) Einstein failed math at school. Einstein had already mastered differential and integral calculus by the age of 15 so fuck yer special ed classes.

8) Hitler said he wouldn't invade Czechoslovakia and just wanted a little peace .... of the Sudetenland, an area of Czechoslovakia that had Germans living in it, much like what Putin is doing in Ukraine. Attacking Czechoslovakia would have France attacking Germany and Britain would have to back them up. Hitler totally lied ... Hitler, you twat! Britain declared war on Germany after a good cry and when Poland was invaded. We really did fuck over Czechoslovakia to try to appease Germany.     

9) We're gonna invade Greece. In 1944 the allies had to make Hitler think we were going to invade Greece but really we were invading Italy. A dead homeless guy from Wales was dressed up as a Royal Marines Officer and dropped into the Mediterranean sea. His uniform had been pre-worn, there were made up love letters, ticket stubs and a receipt for an engagement ring in his pockets and a case with fake invasion details. Operation Mincemeat it was known as and the Nazis took the bait and deployed some of their forces to Greece making the invasion of Italy easier than it would have been.     

10) I'm not a crook, Richard Nixon was a crook. In 1972 five men were caught breaking into the Democratic National Committee headquarters, they were connected with Nixon's reelection campaign and then it turned out that Nixon had been bugging the competition, he lied about it but before he was impeached or convicted  he resigned in 1974, his VP who then became president Gerald Ford pardoned him.
Intern blowjobs or classified e-mails, just bluff it out and lie. 

11) I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Oh yes you did. In 1998 Bill Clinton lied about an affair he had with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. He later admitted an "improper physical relationship" that was "not appropriate." Clinton was acquitted of all charges and remained in office, he totally fucked up Al Gore's chances and paved the way for G.W. Bush to steal win the 2000 election.

12) Building 7 fell down. During the 9/11 attack of 2001, building 7 was designed to be a command structure for 7 intelligence and law enforcement agencies should disaster strike and had George Bush's Royal Doulton porcelain collection all of which was very well insured. The building sustained minor damage and had fires, then within 6.5 seconds the building collapsed into its own footprint. Buildings 3, 4, 5 and 6 also had fires but neither collapsed.

13) Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, no it did not. Our soldiers are still fighting and dying there because Bush and Blair both lied. Neither have had to answer for their lies as of yet .... but soon.         

14) Of course I'll still respect you in the morning. Yeah cos getting yer hole is all about respect.

Trust no one and check everything. If you read a story about Christians being killed in Syria don't go believing all the Christian based sites that carry it but no one else does. Don't believe sites like 'Before it's news' or other sites that crackpots can make up .... yes like Wikipedia.

I won't always be here for you to tell you the correct thing to think, someday SG-19 will track me down and double tap me cos I knows too much. Think, question and don't let yer agenda or issues cloud yer logic.  

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Nurses Enjoy Waking Patients

A study just in says that 96% of hospital nurses enjoy waking patients up. There is no need to keep waking patients up for checks during the night, they just enjoy doing it. Many patients are then keen to get out of hospital so they can get a good night's sleep and recuperate.

One nurse said, "If I'm awake then they should be too, you have to teach the patient who the boss is and it's me with my hobnailed crocs or sensible trainers." 

"There are a few perks to this job such as free kidney dishes, loads of grip socks and access to top quality drugs but it's the little things that make the job worthwhile like the look on a patient's face when they are woken up every hour."

Threatening catheters and telling patients to get their affairs in order is also something that medical staff enjoy doing too.   

Friday, 21 August 2015

The Sandy Hook Conspiracy Nut Wants Your Money

Joe Jones (likely name) is a hero for truth, he wants America to know that the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary school 14th December 2012 which killed 20 children and 6 teachers was faked by Liberals who want to take yer guns ....  fucking liberals huh.

According to Jones, no one was killed that day, the school had been closed down and wasn't even in use because of asbestos or something. One of his main points is that were are no Christmas decorations up in the school.

Except for the ones seen in forensic photographs but these are probably all fake.  

Jones an open carry nut from Kentucky has offered $25,000 for irrefutable proof that Sandy Hook even happened. He doesn't need to give proof that it did happen because as he says you can't prove a negative you can only prove a positive. He is still awaiting proof that the werld is round and photoshopped pics from astronauts on a CGI green screen sound stage are not proof.  

He said that if his kid had been killed and some fat fucker keyboard warrior with a big mouth online said that it didn't happen (not his exact words) he'd be at his door with proof and it would be so easy to prove it too. 

Yes because grieving families must really worry what online assholes in buttfuck Kentucky say about them. If a father did show up he'd be branded as a crisis actor and a liar with forged and made up proof. 

    What a classy as fuck guy. 

Jones had his 50th birthday at Hooters, he mentioned that he was old enough to be some of those girls grandfather ..... no that isn't at all creepy. Ach you remind me of my daughter with yer firm tight body and perky tits. 
According to the dating website that he posted his Hooter's picture and another one with a Playboy "model"  on he doesn't want children, he's very picky and I suppose a charmer like him can afford to be. 
No women with children, no fat women, no black women, no Obama voters, no lovers of rap, if you are divorced he demands to know who left whom, and for what reason? 
The college dropout admits to packing on a few extra pounds himself .... no shit, and being a freethinker and NRA member you are sure to get a really interesting and thoughtful person who'll respect you.

If you look like this and know yer place woman.

I'm sure that the parents of the children who were killed at Sandy Hook are glad that it was all made up as are the families of the teachers not really killed there too.

I'm sure that Neil Heslin, the father of 6 year-old Jesse Lewis was comforted by the news it was fake when he testified at a hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee on 'The Assault Weapons Ban of 2013'. Just look at his fake grief, I bet the whole committee are in on it too.

The parents of 6 year-old Dylan Hockley have been trying to make Dylan's fake death mean something by continuing to fool thousands upon thousands of people by speaking out against guns.They hadn't really thought about gun violence until they were faced with it.  Like people with cancer suddenly getting involved in cancer research.

Dylan was autistic and used to count down the days of school just before he got onto the bus, his last words on that fake Friday morning were, "Last day school, Mummy" .... if you believe that. His brother Jake who survived the shooting had to ask his mom if they could put up a Christmas tree 2 years after the shooting, he got one for his own room as the parents weren't quite ready.

Just right Joe Jones, not having kids means you can see through all this bullshit because empathy is for the weak.
People who don't have kids, never fall in love or never get married often can't relate to those who have had these life experiences. What does Jones know about autistic children? ... Watching Rainman doesn't really count. 

Oh did I mention that if you present Jones with the proof that Sandy Hook was real you have to put up $25,000 too? Yeah now it really sounds like a scam since he is the one who decides what is proof. Well he wants to travel around Europe on his motorcycle and that isn't cheap. Why does he want to go to socialist Europe? To tell them how small, quaint and shit they are of course.

Obviously crisis actors the brother even looks like James Foley, great casting.

People like Jones bug me, no matter what proof is shown to him it's faked or forged or he'll dismiss it as 'high school quality' essays. He says all these people have marriage records, birth records but he wouldn't believe them even if he saw them and who cares if he believes, who is he anyway? .... oh yeah, the center of his own universe.

About people laughing or smiling inappropriately during interviews. I get it Jones, it isn't like the movies in which people cry on cue. These people have had to do numerous interviews saying the same things over and over as if it's the first time, they aren't used to being on TV it seems surreal to them, 'your son was shot to death, how do you feel?'  A small town coroner facing the world press, he giggled and probably took some Valium to get through it. All the conspiracy nuts jump on any inconsistencies they see before all the facts are known. 

Smiling while recounting the good old days when James Foley was alive. 

In the real world people grieve in many different ways, they smile because that is what you do on camera and yer trying to be brave because believe it or not everyone doesn't want to cry in public. They giggle because the whole thing is absurd or they took something to get through it all. I've seen the crisis actors, there was a middle aged woman with brown hair and glasses ... wow what an uncommon type and half those photos are not the same people.

Alex Israel went to the same school as Adam Lanza though she admitted that she had never spoken to him, she does look similar to Katie Foley the sister of James Foley who was beheaded by ISIS but if you hear them both talk and see them move you'd see they were clearly two different people. A common amateur mistake to make from yer mom's spare room in Kentucky.  

Crisis actor alert!

Did the Sandy Hook shooting take place? Who do I believe, my own eyes and senses or some fat Republican with "liberal" issues on the Internet? .... Old Knudsen does not let issues or ideologies do his thinking for him.

Jones doesn't know people, his dating profile tells you that. Sandy Hook happened and the fact that arseholes like Jones choose to belittle it because it doesn't suit their politics shows you what a douch bag he really is.

Just this week a meme saying how Rabbi Ettinger was really a Mossad crisis actor and is the face known as the Muslim rage boy whose real name is Shakeel Ahmad Bhat but don't let my facts get in the way of yer crazy. I suppose Mossad gave him earlobes too, they've improved greatly since my time with them then. 

   Does your face and nose look the same with every facial expression, can't be him, his hair is red.  

The Aurora Shooting happened too as did the many many other shootings because it's too easy to get a hold of a gun in the US. Old Knudsen loves guns but there is a problem in the United States and children are paying the price. Every fat civvie should not have the right to own a gun nor should they be allowed to openly carry one. 
The 2nd Amendment was written hundreds of years ago when keeping slaves in check was important, then it was said to be really about overthrowing the government if need be .... Like how the confederate flag was about slavery but suddenly became about freedom, same thing, same spin.   

The constitution needs updated. 

9/11 also happened and the government just isn't as smart as you think it is. Dylann Roof was a confederate flag loving rednecked racist and Obama isn't a Muslim from Kenya, he's an arsehole from America. It suits some to believe that he isn't American because the truth hurts their mind set. People believe conspiracy to either fill their drab existence with some excitement or to make sense of what they don't understand.

When some people hear a clanking noise in an old house they may think ghost or on the other hand that their pipes are getting warm.