Playing With Fire

Loyalist culture is very important .... but only to Loyalists.

Loyalists are thick necked, tattooed, poorly educated common people who identify with the Protestant religion be they Christian or not.  Like supporting a football team, c'mon you Prods! They even have their own colours. 

Nothing says class like a neck tattoo. 

Fuck the teachings of Jesus these people get on more like Islamists, "I'll knock yer shite in if yer not a Protestant!" They follow the teachings of their housing estate, if yer not us then yer against us. Wot U lukin at?

Loyalist culture involves drinking and other activities in relation to drinking. It's so bad that every time there is a parade or event, it has to be posted that people 'not' drink alcohol at it because Loyalists are famous for not being able to handle their drink and will cause trouble, a bit like yon American injuns with their fire water.

Kind of embarrassing. A beer belly and double chin is seen as a status symbol and shows yer importance within the local housing estate tribe, on weemen it is seen as a sign of beauty and willingness to mate.... due to inbreeding, many Loyalists only have chins that are made of fat.

Do you know where yer children are? ... nah I don't give a fuck either.

Look how free we are, what other people let their children go to an area they don't own and let them set fire to it?
While Americans give guns to their kids you have to admit that 3rd degree burns are far more impressive than a sibling with their brains sprayed over the wall.

Two bullet headed Loyalist children show off their manners and shit stained fingers. Using each other as finger puppets is an important part of Loyalist history dating back to 1913.

Bonfire night in Northern Ireland Loyalist culture is the 11th July and in English Loyalist culture 5th November.
The English spoil their night by having small fires, only drinking enough to get stagger drunk and shoot off fireworks into the air.... fucking ghey. 
In Northern Ireland we take things more seriously. Fireworks are shot off but usually at each other or at pets or people's hooses, if fingers are lost then it was a good night. Our bonfires usually dwarf nearby buildings and as stagger drunk is normal everyday life for most Northern Ireland people they make sure they get, fighting, puking, falling, sexually abusing someone drunk .... just like their hero King William of Orange did in 1690 before he fell off his horse and died . If yer gonna have culture then do it right.

Recession is not a word that Loyalists understand, neither is education or work but thats besides the point.
Every year materials to burn are deposited usually by a roadside a couple of months before the 11th July. This pile of rubbish will grow and grow and often becomes a playground for Loyalist children.

In the Loyalist community children are not of value and so this is usually the only time in which they have toys in their lives. A broken pallet and 100 tyres can become a fort or potential death trap for their young, underdeveloped minds to create.

Every year councils spend around £173,224 on the clean up of bonfire sites and £80,000 is spent repairing roads that sustain fire damage ..... HAHAHAHA whoever it is that pays taxes is paying this, class or what? 

Beats paying for schools and hospitals... the government pays for those right?  

Not to mention the cost of policing hundreds of drunken teenagers and youths then there are the 800 plus call outs for the fire brigade ..... ain't no fucking recession here. Spending other people's money in the name of culture transcends recession.  

Old Knudsen has said that rapists, murderers and pedos in prison are a drain on society and should be executed, well Loyalists are just as bad ... but what they do is legal.

 A local wide bellied beauty flapping her bingo wings in a grotesque mating dance. Tracksuits are worn for easy access to genitals.

Northern Ireland may not be the home of the brave but it certainly is the land of the free .... handout.  

 

Selena Gomez Three Way

Selena  Gomez is a 20 year-old singer and actress. She is one of those gurls that Old Knudsen will always see as a 15 year-old.
Now she shags other young stars (but only the famous ones) and gets edgy roles that involve slut-wear.

 What is the point to this post? Nothing much except that I don't get any appeal she may have.

A large headed skinny gurl with nothing special going on... not interested.

Angelina Jolie Goes Topless

So Angelina Jolie fucked Billy Bob Thornton, wore a vial of his blood around her neck, snogged her own brother, lured a married man away from his wife, adopted 3rd world children, had some of her own, married Brad Pitt after a long wait, became an ambassador, got several tattoos ....... she has pretty much done the whole celeb thing, and more.

Jolie has followed all the steps in the Hollywood celeb guide to being a publicity hoor and now she is writing her own. She is trail blazing a path that others are bound to follow.

The perfectly healthy woman got her baps cut off.

Not in an African Tears of the sun way, she got a double mastectomy just in case she might get cancer.
In all fairness Angie is a little unbalanced and hysterical on an average day but combine that with the fear of 87% chance of getting cancer and well in her mind it's a 100%  cert she'll get it.

Don't go getting panicked weemen of America and the world, 99% of women do not have the BRCA1 mutation that Angie has or even the BRCA2 mutation so her risk is higher and her situation is different than yers. You don't need to go setting a trend or anything.

I have always looked at her freaky veins in her arms and how she tries to cover them with shawls etc than her tits. Not much there and seriously if you were going to shag her you more likely want to shag her face than her twat..... those lips.

It was a brave decision for her to do this. Her mother died of cancer and Angie has the inherited  mutated gene which makes her more likely to get it ...... even though there is a chance she might never get it but I guess she looks on the down side and after seeing what her Ma went through, no shit. 

So she got her tits off for the boys, she is also at a high risk for ovarian cancer, does that mean she is going to get her minge taken off too?

Jennifer Aniston is looking a lot better now huh Brad?

It isn't just a matter of slicing of the tits, you have to really dig in deep to the breast bone to make sure you get it all.
You then have the choice of having tits reconstructed or get a nice tattoo. I bet Angie got tattooed tits.
Either way what a drastic way to get publicity. I wonder if that will be Kim Kardashian's next tweet after the birth of her new ego monster must have accessory.

The women that have a double mastectomy are always like, "I am a person, I am not defined by my breasts" oh whatever, you'd better have a nice arse then. Were you not being defined by them when you wore those low cut tops before yer op?    

I hear people say, "boobs are so overrated" or "you men need to grow up it's just boobs" aye like it's just a shirtless Ryan Gosling, away an fuck! Tits are great I love em. Angelina should have done a few pornos before her op to remember her glory days, maybe she did but in private with Brad and George.
I wonder where this is going to go next, Angie's case is a little different than most weemen but it does remind us that the beautiful rich people in the world put their troosers on one leg at a time like all the rest of us.

Unless yer Oscar Pistorius who screams abuse at them and then shoots them.

I like Angie in a weird and mostly non-sexual way and we here at OBB wish her and the family all the best.
One minute yer life is perfect and the next it goes tits up.

Justin Bieber Says

As the fans go boo!!!!

X - Men Are Hot!

God makes us in his own image .... allegedly, terms and conditions and a few facts may apply.  So what if she used to pee standing up? Old Knudsen thinks it's great that we can make hot weemen out of men in case we ever had a shortage. 
Jenna Talackova the Canadian model and television personality who won the right to compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada pageant after initially being disqualified for not being born a women. She had her tackle clipped when he was 19 and now he is a she.

We'd just need some volunteers to get the chop and be a hot woman  .... go on, take one for the team.  

As much as I like looking at half naked weemen I don't like yon beauty pageants as well the weemen may work hard at being beautiful but I look at them and have usually seen better, too fake looking for Old Knudsen.

You can't claim in total honesty that this is the best in the country, world or universe. So many eating disorders, fake boobs and bleached hair.

Only a man would get his dick lobbed off and enter a weemen's beauty contest .... maybe a secret agent fighting against weemen's rights?  In a round about way Jenna will help with equality in this weird backwards sexist, racist, bigoted world.

Now go put the kettle on love, I'm dying for a cuppa. 

Sunday Sexy Time

My usual Sunday post to lure Christian pedos away from children and onto consenting adults.

Not everyone likes hot weemen .... yeah I know, weird huh.

Chicks with dicks are a gift from god .... or gods. Discriminated against but think how difficult it must be for them to give birth, the gods made them for a reason, possibly the next evolution of humanity.

Many of you may be a little intimidated if yer gurlfriend had a bigger cock than you but Old Knudsen has no such hang ups as he is a secure in his manhood kinda of guy .... oh and his cock is huge.

 A dude in a skirt at least, just stay away from the kids ya creepy Christians.

The Gheys Say It's So Ghey

Ba-llymena Hey!

Prince Philip Still Dead And Loving It

In a bid to keep Prince Philip from eating any more of the help, he has been sent to Afghanistan for a tour of duty.
The 91 year-old who has been dead since his heart operation in December 2011 was in fine spirits. When asked how he felt about serving at the front line at his age he commented, "Brainnnss fuzzies brainssss."

Kai Gets More Than His Thumb Up

Remember Kai? he was the fake surfer dude hitchhiker who saved a woman from a giant psycho racist who claimed to be Jesus   ..... you know the type. 
Jesus rammed his truck into a guy in West Fresno and had him pinned underneath the truck. He got out and tried pulling on the man who was still alive. A witness to it all ran to help only to have Jesus grab her in a bear hug.
She was a black lady and probably wasn't comforted by this hug and the Savior's talk about ridding the world of darkies.    

 Jett Simmons McBride aged 54, is he Jesus? we just don't know. We are expecting a return are we not?

Kai who was getting a lift from the potential Messiah rushed out with his hatchet and 
SMASH! SMASH! SUUH-MAAASH! on the guy's head until he released the lady. 

After that Kai went viral on the Interweb,one YouTube getting viewed 3.9 million times, he gained cult status and was even on the Jimmy Kimmel show. 

Now things get odd - er.

Kai who still lives the home free life updated his Facebook account with this:  what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their fuckin load in you? what would you do?

Don't we all ask questions like this one? if you woke up at a party with yer troosers doon and KY jelly around yer hole would you tell anyone? 

If the answer is no then you invite them to yer party.  

Lawyer Joseph Galfy Jr., was found dead in his New Jersey home ... 2 days after meeting Kai whose real name is Caleb “Kai” McGillvary. Kai went on the run, well a wee walk actually as he was caught and arrested for allegedly smashing his head in .... SUUH-MAAASH!  Bail set at $3 million.

As for the answer to what would you do? one bright spark wrote:  I would get on Facebook and ask what people would do if it happened.

Was Kai raped while drugged and then exacted justice? only he knows.  

Taps Aff!

Fuck blogging, aye I have a few posts I need to work on as my highly valued opinion has to be shared but it's sunny outside.
I'm going to ask the nurse to wheel my chair out to the veranda that I may sit and listen to the sounds of nature, and the busy road. Also to watch the Poppingjays look for worms and twigs for their nests.

I just hope yon gurls put their clothes on soon, always someone out to spoil yer day. 

I Fell And I Cannot Get Up

So I was watching the first episode of the TV series The Fall starring Gillian Anderson as an English cop with a dodgy accent sent to Belfast to review a police case only to discover a serial killer at work.

Anything that shows ya Gillian Anderson's nipples in the first 10 seconds can't be that bad right?

The bit about a serial killer loose in Belfast is believable enough but the episode has about 6 attractive weemen in Belfast ...... I just can't believe that.

Hey mister! would you see my mate?