Old Knudsen Takes A Break

So any way Old Knudsen has had enough!!!!!!!! Not only did he got out marching on the 11th and 12th to antagonise Fenians into fighting and only got sunburned for his efforts but the Vatican approved the new Harry Potter film.

Its one thing to shelter and support Nazis but this was way too much!!!!!!!!

Old Knudsen went to the Italian alps and found Pope Benedict XVI relaxing with a large beer and some young friends. The man is 82 but still able to bugger altered boys so I slapped the cunt around a bit and forced him to eat a condom and as a warning to any other wee stunts he might pull I broke his wanking wrist as a reminder.

Don't worry folks the Pope is protected by Swiss guards so it wasn't like it was difficult, they just stood around saying they wouldn't get involved.

Don't believe any falling doon stories now you know the truth. Hey! what the fuck are you looking at Diocese of Leeds?

As Said By Old Knudsen

After getting together seven people who were friends/acquaintances one minute and then enemies the next Old Knudsen gazed upon their lifeless bodies at the bottom of the large pit way out in the desert and sadly shook his head.

"People can be so fecal sometimes."

Rich But Still Ugly As Fuck

Jack Whittaker won $315 million jackpot on Christmas Day seven years ago.

He lost his granddaughter to drugs in 2004 , he settled with the parents of a teenage friend of his granddaughter's who died at his house from a drug overdose. His wife divorced him thieves stole $500,000 and now his daughter has been found dead in her flat.

He looks like a cunt anyway, gurn up lad. $315 million can bring on a lot of self inflicted misery such as letting yer 17 year-old granddaughter and her friends do drugs in yer hoose.

If ya don't want the money give it to me, dopey shites are still dopey shites even after becoming rich.

IDIOT!

In December 2006 A Spanish woman named Maria del Carmen Bousada gave birth to two boys after receiving in-vitro fertilization. She told the LA baby factory that she was 55 which was the maximum age for them to treat her.

Well since she just died at the age of 69 we here at OBB believe she lied about her age though we are in no way maths experts.

It isn't clear how she died but she was diagnosed with a tumor shortly after giving birth. Ah Yank medicine at its best, how many patients has that Dr Hoose killed every week? ach he brings them back but they never mention the life time of pills and dialysis due to their wrong guesses

Old Knudsen didn't really give a shit in 2006 because he was too busy taking about himself on his newly formed blog that no one read ah its cum a full circle.

Since the Octo- mum shite Old Knudsen does care. How fucking selfish do you have to be to not want to give yer children a parent that is still young enough to actually wipe their own arses ? Or a parent who has so many other kids that they don't notice that little Onion ring might have a slight mental problem that if ignored may escalate?

No offense to the Spanish but yer a pack of cunts. First the Armada and then the bending over for Al Qaeda. Killamory was bombed by the Nazis and did we give up? I don't think so but don't quote me on that. I know farmer Gilmore thought about surrender but we stoned him to death in the village square which is actually a circle, funny that.

Don't get me started on Michael fucking Jackson either some people should just not be allowed to breed its as simple as that. Hmmm a supposed 55 year-old woman who is a typical lying Spaniard (Just like the French but more greasy) An ex stripper who lives with her parents or a baby dangling weirdo pedo, yeah let them all breed.

Young employed stable people should only receive in-vitro fertilization. If it happens then its meant to be but if yer too old, ugly or crazy and can't get someone to give you babies the old fashioned way then fuck off. Old Knudsen has spoken you may not agree but that only makes you wrong................... oh and a moron.

Bear With Me

There is a question here in America as to why Civilians need assault rifles. Well it seems there is the whole thing for the people to have a right to bear arms for the defense of themselves and their own state, or the United States, or the purpose of killing game.................. remember man is the ultimate game.

Or so I've heard as Old Knudsen has never taken part in a Hobo hunt and does not keep heads in his fridge as trophies.

The government of America was overthrown by traitors to the crown this we all know but since then the government has worried about the people having the power to do the same thing to them and so would like to make sure the police and military have more firepower than the people thus making any armed uprising null and void.

Could the people defend a cup of warm piss in a fire fight against an army?

Old Knudsen thinks it would be great to have bear arms but only if they had thumbs, I'd be like a hairy Wolverine but with pads.

Speaking of bears I was watching a show on the Roadkill channel last night and they talked about how bears in Alaska are coming closer to human towns and becoming more bold. It was a white bear they were worried about, either a grizzly covered in snow or a polar bear but as we all know polars don't travel anymore than 25 miles from the coast and this was 200 miles inland.

Then they thought a hybrid................... which uses less fish than the usual bear.

Polar bears are just brown bears who have adapted to snow over the years , not evolution because we all know thats a load of shite and bear bears can have interracial fornication if so wanted .

A hunter went in search for this Pizzly and what weapon did he have? why a M-16. An assault rifle the Yanks lost nam with and still continue to use this day. Old Knudsen prefers something with more stopping power that is easier to use, hmmmm maybe like the AK-47's all the enemies use which is why they kick arse.

Old Knudsen has learned that sense is an outdated idea in the world and no one wants it.

When Old Knudsen killed the Great white panda of the pennienes he didn't have a gun, all he had was an orange and some brown wrapping paper and he was grateful.

So if anyone says, "Why do civilians need automatic weapons?" the obvious answer is bears!

When the snow melts because of the invented and highly marketed Global warming (buy Al Gore action figures) the bears will be coming doon to take yer jobs and eat yer dogs.

Go buy a big gun that holds a lot of bullets, on second thoughts get two.

The Fenians Are Revolting

Its the silly season in Northern Ireland. Every year the Orange order marches through Catholic areas and every year for some reason the Catholics who are obviously poor losers (Yay 1690!) cause some trouble.

This year in North Belfast outside agitators arrived in the Ardoyne area and threw bricks and fired the odd shot at police. The Real IRA which to Mj's opinion doesn't taste the same as classic IRA are to blame.


Old Knudsen just wants to give a shout out to a member of the Orange order William Dick, who is also the chairman of Down District Council, no conflict of interest there.

So anyway, what about ye Willy Dick?

Taco Bell-End

Old Knudsen does not know what is going on in the world today as he is creating this no doubt award winning post last week. Cum and get it its

TACO TUESDAY!

Look What Old Knudsen Caught In His Net

Here is a hot MILF friend of mine Bethany Sweet she recently got her pictures forcefully taken doon from Facebook by the Facebook Nazis. Her pictures weren't anything offensive mostly underwear showing her hot tight firm um well you get the idea.

Since Fuckfacebook still has my glittered glove fisting pictures up I felt bad and told her I'd link to her as she is always welcum on my face er my blog.

Old Knudsen is in the process of hunting doon and killing the person responsible for reporting her pics as that is the only way to get removed from these things.

Remember this one Bethany? ach we were both nervous that day in front of everyone but there is nothing like a rimjob to make friends, Obama and Mahmoud should give it a go.

I met Bethany years back when she was a young struggling model, I said, "don't struggle so much lass it'll be over in a sec". She fell hard for me as most do and even got a tattoo of me on her shoulder, it didn't end well and now she claims it was a Motley Crue tat which she got removed but who would get one of those?

We have since made up and now she stalks my every move on Facebook and the LOL cheesy burger site.

If you read her blog because you'll find she has Brains and beauty as she has a similar point of view to Old Knudsen who also has brains and beauty.

Bethany has said she can't wait for our next game of Grab-ass, nor can I my sweetness though *my bruises* haven't completely gone from the last time.

She likes weemen as much as you do and is linked on me sidebar just give her a good clicking.






*Old Knudsen wishes to remind weemen he is not just a piece of hot man meat to be tenderised and marinated please show some restraint ........................ nay too much though*

Unsexy Sunday

By the power of Christ I compel you!

I don't fancy yers much!

Not forgetting Ian Paisley who has been keeping Satan at bay since 1969.

Sure l'm an Ulster Orangeman, from Erin's isle I came,
To see my British brethren all of honour and of fame,
And to tell them of my forefathers who fought in days of yore,
That I might have the right to wear, the sash my father wore!

It is old but it is beautiful, and its colours they are fine
It was worn at Derry, Aughrim, Enniskillen and the Boyne.
My father wore it as a youth in bygone days of yore,
And on the Twelfth I love to wear the sash my father wore.

Ach its just too moving to continue. Today is the Glorious 12th celebrating the battle of the Boyne 1690 in which God blessed the Protestants by sending his angels to defeat the evil demon hordes from the hell rift known as Southern Ireland.

Well thats how the story goes in Big Ian's church of the poisoned mind and Old Knudsen believes it.

How to spot a demon:

Eyes too close together.
Smells like rotten fish and cabbage.
Says begora and top 'o' the mornin.
Listens to diddly-eye music.
Refuses to wear a condom.
Has a forked tail.
Dresses in fashions from 30 years ago.
Thinks Bobby Sands is a hero.
Eats babies, puppies and kittens.

Sexy Saturday

Saving on water usage.


Saving on colour.



Saving up for an industrial strength boulder holder.

Nothing To See Here

False alarm everyone, Obama is not a hot blooded male who checks out the arse of a 17 year-old.

No instead he was helping the woman in the ugly skirt behind him doon the step. Damn his chivalry.
In the video you can clearly see what is going on and besides the gurl in pink isn't too great from the front.
Sarkozy on the other hand is a dirty Frenchie who can't even learn to speak English, I mean if Old Knudsen can be bothered then pull yer finger out lad.

Look at Sarkozy's feet you can tell that his real height is about 4 foot and hes wearing false legs. Go on tell me hes married to a model and I'll tell you it was a career move.

Death To America But Not On My Watch

Another audio tape has been released allegedly from Dick Cheney, FBI still have to authenticate it.

"Death to America but it isn't our fault when the last leaf blows off the tree the grasshoppers will kill us all and everything I did would have been done for nothing. I killed, tortured and posed nude for my country but you damned it by electing a black, gay, Muslim and you are going to pay for it. You have to shed non-Christian lefty blood or our world as we know it will crumble to dust and the mailmen will get confused."

A startling diatribe from a man who some believe was behind the 9/11 attacks. Some have described Cheney as that shite that won't go away no matter how many times you wipe it and annoys you throughout the day, not very important but can lead to permanent skid marks.