Yemen Gets No He Love

Why no love for Yemen? Sure it may be the poorest of the UAE nations but it's of strategic importance. After years of drone strikes on random poor brown people the US denies that it is in Yemen. Its embassy is closed down and the $20 million plus a year they get has stopped being sent.

The Job of the Vice President is to hope the actual president dies (great job LBJ) and to stop any standing orders at the bank. Joe Biden was seen in the queue at a Bank of America to stop any money payments to Yemen as soon as Yemeni President Abd Rabbuh Mansur Hadi fled the cuntry.

President Saleh with the rockstar formerly known as Gaddafi  

A little background. Since 2001 when the US needed Middle Eastern allies all of a sudden, Yemen got funds from the U.S.-Middle East Partnership Initiative, $7.5 million of Soybean meal, $8.42 million from the U.S. for Foreign Military Financing (FMF) other programs gave them $924,000 to fight terrorism, $7.9 million for reasons, $10 million in Food and a further $5 million. 

It usually gets $20 - 25 million in aid a year. The US had a program to train Yemen military also because the US is soooo good at winning wars. This help ceased when Saleh used the military against the people. Also the US wasn't happy with the lack of help it was getting with tracking down four Al Qaeda chappies. 

40% of the prisoners at Gitmo are Yemeni and a deal was struck to release 360 militants, who knows where the fuck they went after getting out? Yemen doesn't know or care. 

In 2008 the US embassy was attacked but luckily it was 10 Yemeni civilians and police and not Americans that were killed or we'd never hear the end of it. The embassy closed in 2015.       

Hadi as sponsored by Obama.  

With Saleh too corrupt and volatile he made a deal to end his 33 year presidency and escape prosecution for shelling protestors and his soldiers sniping at civilians. Elections for the next president were held in 2012 and since his Vice President Hadi was the only candidate he won in a surprising 100% victory. More elections were to be held in 2014 and earlier this year but that sorta didn't happen. 

33 fucken years .... not even Putin has done that shit. 

The current conflict is the corrupt government with its US trained soldiers against various tribes. The main one we hear about is the Houthis, with their catchy slogan God Is Great, Death to America, Death to Israel, Curse on the Jews, Victory to Islam they are bound to be popular. 

Hadi is now in exile with Saleh in Saudi Arabia and now the Saudi's are bombing the fuck out of the Yemeni people. The US wants nothing to do with this even though they sold the Saudi's the cluster bombs and re-fuel the planes but still .... not our war crimes says Obama, you can't pin this one on me, it was like that when I got there. 

  Do we even care? 

 

While all this fighting is going on ISIS and Al-Qaeda are busy killing people there too but no one cares. In March ISIS bravely stormed a nursing home and tied 4 nuns to a tree. They shot them and smashed their heads in. Sister Rio had hid and was able to tell the story.

 

Father Thomas Uzhunnalil the head of the mission is still being held captive.  

 

Coalition forces led by Saudi Arabia bombed the fuck out of a school principle, his wife and their 4 children at the weekend. Also a school was hit killing at least 10 children. A Medecins Sans Frontieres hospital was also hit killing 7. 

 

Later this week the Coalition plan to bomb an orphanage and maybe a home for stray kittens and puppies but who gives a fuck?

 

 

Tune in at 11 to see who has a beach ready bod and matching underwear, also Trump denies ever calling Hillary a sperm burping bukake loving hoor and says that it's probably definitely true as he races ahead in the polls. 

 

He added, "Yemen is tremendous, they love me there, Saddam was a good leader but they probably most definitely think that I'd be a better one, the Yemens and the Yewomen all love me there in Baghdad, great pizza, tremendous."   

 

Saudi Arabia are calling the shots. The US have lost Yemen and can no longer gain intel there. Their small special ops base may be closed like their embassy and they are now complicit in Saudi war crimes. 

 

The Saudis don't care about ISIS or Al Qaeda because what if the Houthis are getting help from the Iranians? 

 

The rumours are that the Iranians are helping and supplying weapons but this could just be Saudi bullshit to destroy the Houthis before Iran does help out. Iran has sent large amounts of troops to help Assad in Syria. Controlling the Bab al-Mandab strait is vitally important so best not to take a chance huh. 

 

Saudi don't seem to care about ISIS that much but do care about what the Iranians might be doing. This war in butt fuck Arabian peninsula isn't sexy enough for our western eyes. No one is going to be held for war crimes, the aim is to get a western friendly ass in control. Bomb the schools and hospitals, no one will be changing their profile pic over Yemen.   

 

 

 

 

When Your Number Is Up

UAV's (unmanned aerial vehicle) come in different sizes but they are usually used for either spying or killing. When Old Knudsen was fighting to liberate the sand savages he used a wee UAV he had picked up at Radio Shack that would fly into bathrooms and bedrooms (other rooms too of course) and send us pictures of what the people were doing. It was better than looking through their windows .... sometimes we'd even use them when we were on duty.

When we saw a male of fighting age or some other suspected insurgent we'd go and liberate the fuck out of them with extreme prejudice. War is a nasty business and not always fun.

The NSA used my wicked awesome skills at Call of Duty and GTA for their drone program, it isn't as much fun as seeing a possible female insurgent taking her morning dump but the pay was better.

    They all look the same to me lol! 

With cell phones being in almost every pocket or hand across the werld the NSA have grown to rely on using them to track targets. Of course the sand savage likes to mix things up and swap sim cards like swingers swapping car keys at a party.

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern weddings keep getting attacked by air strikes? With no intel on the ground the targets are generally tracked by their phones. In Yemen 130 people were killed when death from above hit their wedding party. The Saudi-led coalition deny they were behind the attack so I guess then that no one did it ... even though they have been bombing the rebels for the past 6 months. The Saudi government are lying snakes as much as the US and UK governments are. 130 people, that's a serious my big fat terrorist wedding ..... except they were rebels, not terrorists. 

Abdrabbuh Mansour Hadi the president of Yemen fled to Saudi Arabia and called for the rebels to be bombed which the Saudi government kindly did. 2,355 civilians have been killed there since March ... does anyone care? 

Assad in Syria is often condemned for bombing his own people but I suppose the rules are different for those supposedly on our side. 

It has been estimated that 2,464 have been killed by drones during the Obama administration, now when Obama clears a drone target they need 2 pieces of intel to greenlight it, the problem is that the NSA is the only one with the intel so they have to be creative. So much power to just wipe out people with button and not face any consequences for doing it. Obama has realised that he is pretty good at it.

Once a target is cleared for a hit, that authorization is valid for 60 days as long as they continue to be able to track them, or in other words track their phone. It's not like the movies in which Harrison Ford can see tits from an IRA terrorist sitting in the desert, times have moved on.     

 I'd better delete this one, I don't want it biting me on the ass later. 

When Hilary is president she'll continue on with the fine drone work started by GW Bush so she can make more glib comments like, "We came, we saw, he died."  

So you have numerous sim cards belonging to one person, they may also lend their phones to friends or family members so the chances of hitting a civilian is pretty high but I ask again ... does anyone care? We just assume the intelligence agencies know their job so we turn a blind eye.

Some anonymous kid in Yemen who we'll never even see a picture of isn't the same as toddlers washing up on beaches. Lets blame the parents anyways for being one or knowing a rebel. Children who die for the alleged sins of the parents. 

Abdrabbuh Mansour Hadi was the only candidate for the presidency in 2012 so I'm sure it's clear as mud who the bad guys are in that civil war are who the US and the Saudis have been manipulating for years. 

When we launch a hellcat missile at a target the only thing that is certain is that it's the right phone or sim card, anyone can be holding it. Some drones have a virtual base-tower transceiver which is like a fake cell tower. The target's phone call locks onto the fake tower without them knowing and they can be tracked within 30 feet of their phone, great for night attacks and 30 feet is like a house, not our fault that other people might be there. 

We don't have ground assets in places like Yemen, Pakistan and Somalia so targets are assessed on the cell phone geolocation system. 

The CIA from their base in Oman have been able to map nearly every Wi-Fi fingerprint in Yemen during a 6 month mission, easy huh and not likely to be discovered. If they are doing that there then I suggest you look to the skies over yer home, not that you'll see or hear a drone.  

It says it all that in 2009 (when geolocation really took off) that more US Air Force pilots were trained to fly drones than conventional aircraft. 

The face of war has changed, soon armies will be reduced to teams of drone pilots and maybe 300 special forces troops like SEAL Team 6 backed up by 2,000 support personnel. Boots on the ground would be for specialist kill or capture missions and will be sold to the public by saying it is saving lives by not having military personnel in harms way .... we fight them there so they don't come here, does anyone still believe that shit? 

Do the constitutional rights of US citizens still count if they are in another cuntry and the president wants them dead? ask Anwar al-Awlaki and Samir Khan about that, oh that's right you can't. I don't recall their day in court strangely enough.

Be careful who you press the big red easy button of death on cos one day they themselves may be given a button too.

 

Was Yemen Ever Stable?

 

 Having a conscience doesn't pay the rent, now John Kerry is pro war for pay.

John Kerry the US Secretary of State doesn't like the idea of Iran backing rebels in Yemen and just right, that's a total dick move, why didn't the US think of it first? Oh that's right they did. You enjoy those US weapons and anti-terrorism files you liberated Houthi rebels, y'hear?

US friend, President Abdrabbuh Mansour Hadi had to flee Yemen after his US support lost another fight so then he went to Saudi Arabia and demanded they bomb Yemen, they were only too pleased to help ... hold on isn't bombing yer own people what we want rid of Assad for?

So anyway two US navy ships are off the southern coast of Yemen to um, look pretty and to stabilize things just in case there were any of those bad types around.



Kerry said that the US would support any state in the Middle East that felt threatened by Iran, and would not stand by if Iran tried to destabilize the region.

Would these headlines be what you mean about destabilizing the region by any chance?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Iran doesn't have nuclear power right now and no one else should be able to lord over them to say if they can or cannot have it. They'd get it eventually. Of course they will also want to build a nuke because like it of not Iran is a typical Middle Eastern dick of a cuntry but nukes are way in the future, long after Obama and the likes of Tom Cotton who will only last a few years.

You just can't go bombing them now, it isn't polite and besides the US couldn't liberate a cup of warm piss and the UK is so done with fighting sand savages. Israel talks big but their US protector is busy alienating it.  

To answer the last headline. I'm sure the Obama admin have a fancy term since destabilizing doesn't apply to them or their allies, probably 'conflict resolution assurance'  you have to make sure that the right people are causing the chaos. 

Only an mad person calls for war or embraces it, if you support the troops then punch a politician that voted for war, it's not their limbs that get blown off.