Ancient Black Ops

The Yesterday channel which is the UK version of the History channel pisses me off, maybe it's the slogan "Entertainment inspired by history" that does it, not sure. I've seen them advertising Ancient black ops which they say is a look as forces of old who were the equivalent of modern special forces.

Having served with special farces and being old I think I should have been at least a consultant for this show as I'm broke but ohhhh no.

Sure Persian assassins, even Japanese Ninjas could have been special forces but not the Vikings.

  Special forces do not have rape in their eyes. 

Being crazy, brutal and unpredictable does in no way make you black ops. They show clips of these black ops warriors and ya know what they are doing? Killing unarmed monks, that's what. 

The Vikings were more like US Marines who are good but not that special. Black ops are mostly done in secret, the monks and unarmed villagers being clueless does not make Viking attacks a secret. 

Look, a big fucking boat full of screaming bikers with axes ..... how fucking covert.  

Special K Returns

I'm been really working my abs, anglos, saxons and glutes and look at the result. I never once knowingly took stair rods but my manager Buddy did make up special shakes and injections and I know nothing about their content AND IT MAKES ME FUCKING MAD WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE ME AND THEY DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo I'm no wrestling under my old name Special K as me manager said it sounded like a retarded box of cereal. I am now 'The Killamory Mangler'.

For years I've been writing for the Sci-Fi channel, mostly the movies of the week like Yeti Apocalypse, Raptors in New York, Crocs on a plane and Dragon Wizard which starred Stephen Baldwin which I am surprised didn't win any awards or nominations recently.

Now I get to perform on the Sci-Fi channel because for some reason wrestling is now Sci-Fi. Having only wrestled on the European circuit during the mid to late 60's I've had to adjust some of my moves as breaking necks and snapping spines isn't allowed these days. I wish someone had mentioned this on the first day.


There is a lot of theatrics in wrestling and I have to go against the grain and act as a bad boy. I cum on and shout at someone about having their Ma and it gets the crowd riled up. I hate insulting people so if I see any darkies or Asians I insult them. In their culture insults mean respect.

I now issue this cage fight challenge. I will fight Nicholas Cage because the last 24 of his movies have been shite.

If ya comment expect me to respond in a wrestling manner to ya, you may afeared so only the brave may comment.


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