St Valentine, The Saint Of Lonely Losers

As I sit alone with a bottle of regrets and an empty glass of what might have been I drink to you lovers out there.
I'm only alone cos I don't want to be forced by society to buy shit that no one wants. No good Gog fearing Christian would celebrate this filthy pagan event anyway. If you do then burn in Hell ... LOL!

LOL again at yer having to spend money. Some folk say they would never pay for sex, well they do, just not directly.  

So many lucky ones have felt the hairy, seeping pus filled love of Old Knudsen.

But they becum addicted and then you have to cut them loose, or just cut them. Weemen who have been used then rejected by Old Knudsen get all touchy for some reason.

If Old Knudsen has not tapped yer arse yet, don't feel left out, so many stalkers and only the best get chosen. Ach who am I kidding? I'll get around to you someday. Old Knudsen will romantically fuck anything with or without a heartbeat.

There may be a little role play involved, don't go getting all offended, it isn't about politics.

My pics really drive it home about the dangers of yo yo dieting don't they?

  After sex is time for a cup of tea, who the fuck cuddles? .... and why?

I will tell you how much I love you when I'm drunk, trying to get my hole, or both. Everyday is romantic Valentine's day for Old Knudsen.

I hope yer STD results cum in today as that would be a fine (and free) gift for you. Remember, if it isn't lumpy and weeping then it isn't Knudsen.

 

Rock On Tommy.

I have finally acknowledged the 20th century and invested in some technology.

On this post I did the usual cop out, it was either this a YouTube or a MeMe.I put up my top ten favourite Aye pod tunes. I could of lied and went for the coolest and most pretentious songs I could think of just so my readers would think me all Daddy Cool as the kids call it but I think you're all a shower of cunts (interesting image) so deal with the real me, none of that mambo ya ya ya banjo music here. The first one is as sappy as I'm getting today so read this and fuck off.


1)Jim Reeves - I love you because.
Gentleman Jim a crooner from Texas, you see you never hear people being called crooners anymore, he died when the airplane he was flying crashed during a storm, its thought he got 'pilots vertigo' which sounds very bad especially for his passenger. The plane was flying upside doon and Reeves thought he was gaining height, well until he hit the ground that was.

2)Chris Yacich - I like bananas (because they have no bones)

3)The battlefield band - The Highlander's Farewell To Ireland, Farewell To Ireland, Put Me In The Big Chest.

4)Military band of the Forty-Eighth Highlanders - Scotland the brave.
You'd think me a Sassenach if I didn't have this one on it.

5) Freddie Bell and the Bellboys - Giddy-up-a-Ding-Dong.

6)Andy Cameron - Ally's Tartan Army
C'mon Archie Gemmill, 1978 world cup. If you missed his great goal against the bloody Dutch rent out Trainspotting.

7) Sarah Brightman and Hot Gossip - I Lost My Heart to a Starship Trooper.
Ah Hot Gossip, half naked dancers of the 80's, I hear half of them died due to inhaling too much smoke from the smoke machines, ah well, I came.


8)Harold Faltermeyer - Axel F
I start body popping everytime I play this one, last week in Tescos an ambulance was called as they thought I was having a seizure, stupid cunts, its my own style.


9) Fred Wedlock - Oldest Swinger in Town
When your feelin as stiff as a skin heads boot
rub on vick where u used to splash brute
and the latest punk fashion is your old weddin' suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

10) Keith 'n' Shane - Girl You Know It's True
Having felt let doon and cheated just like millions of others who bought Milli Vanilli records and dressed in tight black lycra cycle shorts that showed of packages in full glory (I was barred from drinking at the Legion while dressed like this. Is that what I fought the Japs at Normandy for?) I was glad when Keith and Shane the two ugly ones from that fine Irish group Boyz zone did a remake.