Showing posts with label nazis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nazis. Show all posts

Friday, 27 January 2017

Those Poor Snowflake Nazis


I wonder if White Supremacist or Neo-Nazi types can enjoy movies like Raiders of the lost Ark. Do they cry at the end of Schindler's list not because Oscar Schindler breaks down about not saving more than 1100 people but because the Nazi gets hanged? 

Can racists watch Will Smith or Denzil movies? They've made some good flicks but do racists see Smith with his Colt AR-15 in I am Legend and start to shake and sweat because a black man has a gun ... and his own fucken movie?
I had to watch the zombies types in that movie through my fingers. No it wasn't scary it was just crap CGI that spoiled an otherwise good film.

Richard Spencer punched twice in a week right in his dick face

The world is an odd place. Maybe it was odd before but now the fuckwits have figured out how to use social media. Like Velociraptors learning to use door handles.

Yesterday, the day before Holocaust remembrance day Old Knudsen had to try to explain to a US military vet why Nazis were bad. He claimed to be a Major but boy was he obtuse. A major dumb fuck. He also gave Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt for any bad things he's done or said. Can't be true, you libtards call everyone fascists and racists but it you who are the fascists.
That's what they do, they call you libtard, snowflake or in the case of Brexit it's remoaner if you voted remain.

They whine a lot about whiners ... a lot. 

What it boils down to is they are resentful that you have higher standards than they and can argue your point better ...  with facts an shit.

   A Nazi midget? Shia isn't very tall so what the fuck? 

Shia LaBeouf has this He will not divide us Trump protest in which you say or shout "He will not divide us" into a camera.  

A guy came up and shouted Nazi shit instead. LaBeouf who has defended the world against yuge evil robots then started shouting He will no divide us into the guy's ear to drown him out. Their bodies shoved each other as LaBeouf tried to edge him away from the camera and as the guy pushed past him to get at the camera. 
LaBeouf grabbed the guy's scarf and may have scratched him so got arrested for assault I suppose. Hardly fight night.


People were ready to defend the guy and dismiss anyone that suggested he was a Nazi. LaBeouf is unstable it's his fault! Yeah I made sure to point out the German WWII cap ... duh! 

The question is .... and I can't believe this isn't a no brainer. 'Is it ok to punch Nazis?' How is this even a question? I don't know but it is. We've got to the point of civilization where facts and morals have been replaced with compromised opinion and emotion. 


 If we punch Nazis then we are as bad as they are ... yes that was what some weeping vagina of a man said.


 
 Punching Nazis makes me hard ... ach getting retweeted on Twitter makes me hard.

It's true, when Old Knudsen punches a Nazi he then wants to kill all inferior races in gas chambers and ovens and take over the world ... NOT!

What about Nazis also having freedom of speech and rights? Fuck em to death! Why should anyone want to hear Nazi crap and why should anyone be allowed to say it? Will it solve the mysteries of the universe or enrich anyone's lives?

Like pedophiles and mimes it needs to be destroyed and removed from society. 

If you believe that you are superior because the colour of yer skin or eyes then yer just a knuckle dragging Jobbernowl. No one needs that kind of bullshit, if you want to believe in something improbable and unscientific then read the fucken Bible or watch Fox News. 


Nazis and their hair cuts huh



Nazis, White Supremacists, Racists, Bigots, Misogynists and any President that falls into those categories ARE the bad guy.


Sometimes you have stop a bad guy or a bully with violence. That is why cops and soldiers have weapons and are trained for combat or self defense. You can't reason with these people or the people that make excuses for them.  

They may say the same about libtards and some times it might be true but the rest of the times it's because they themselves don't think too good so how can they reason with someone else?

Violence needs to be the last resort but when a Nazi gets in your face or just speaks then it's ok to punch them until they stop. Those are the rules.

We are animals, don't deny all your natural instincts in favour of being a soft comfortable pussy person whose idea of suffering is waiting 5 minutes on yer latte. OMG it was cold but I didn't want to make a fuss, I'll just bitch about it online. 

A Nazi or someone that shares their ideology would have no problem putting you and yours into a death camp so fuck em up and drink their tears of woe cos those cunts have done way too much shit to be ever forgiven.

 resist and protect against the rising tide of hate even if it's not for you 

If you wake up one day and suddenly think it's a good idea to be a Nazi or some other kind of hate filled cockwomble then you surely deserve the fisting that Old Knudsen shall give you.     





     

Tuesday, 29 November 2016

Trump And Farage Review Schindler's List

Donald Trump and Nigel Farage took the time out from blaming immigrants to review Steven Spielberg's 1993 classic Schindler's List. 

Trump: Great to be here with British Prime Minister Nigel Farage, how is England? I love England it's terrific, I have a golf resort in England, beautiful scenery except for those bird killing wind mills on the coast. 

Farage: um yes I'm only the PM unofficially because the election was rigged by the EU. Isn't your golf resort in Scotland?  

Trump: That's what I said, Scotland, in England.  


Trump: I just want to say what a terrific movie this is. About the Germans helping the Jews to find homes in Warsaw, tremendous! The little girl in the red coat, beautiful a fantastic actress, I'd date her good and hard. 

Farage: She's in her 20's now and says she's traumatized by the whole experience.   

Trump: What a loser, probably after some money I don't know. Is she hot? 


Farage: Well I wouldn't say no. The ladies in the film have real bangin bods, is it wrong to get an erection during a Holocaust film?  

Trump: The Jews tend to have hot bods, I'm part Jewish and my daughter is one of the Jews and she is hot, am I right? I'll make you an honorary Jew so a boner is fine.  Just shrug, say 'oy vey' and enjoy it already.


Trump: Did you see Schindler kiss that girl? I bring old time values like this to America and get blasted for it in the biased media but I stand by what I do because it's who I am. I often kiss employees or women I find attractive and they love it because I'm famous. They get to point at the TV and say, 'I kissed Donald Trump' and everyone will be so jealous of them believe me. 

Farage: She looks like she is really enjoying it, do your employees enjoy it as much?

Trump: If they don't they're fired. One broad that worked for me objected so I fired her and destroyed her reputation. I even told her husband and 2 kids she was a lesbian ... she had to have been one of the lesbians right? am I right? the poor slob didn't work in my town again.  

Farage: Maybe we should talk about the film. A dark time in history wouldn't you agree? If there hadn't been immigrants and liberals we wouldn't have had a world war.    


Trump: Probably definitely correct. One take away from this movie is the excellent management involved. You can't run these camps with millions of people in them without good leadership. A liberal would see atrocities but I see a gun enthusiast getting rid of some slackers, firing them literally. 

Farage: My great-grandfather was a German immigrant  go getter who moved to London, your own grandfather was a go getter from Germany too ..... makes you wonder if it has any relevance to our political leanings. 

Trump: I'm not a politician, I'm a businessman.    

Farage: You're the president.  

Trump: I know it's crazy right? I'm a go getter, I'll get things done. Just not a wall, repealing Obamacare or jailing Hillary because that was just locker room talk. Back to the movie, great uniforms the Germans had, terrific!   


Farage: No wonder all those Jewish ladies wanted to sleep with them. I sometimes dress as an SS guard for my German wife. All harmless fun. We should get Melania and double date sometime. 

Trump: No way, I've seen your wife, besides Melania hasn't done the nasty since Barron was born, I've had to outsource that.    

Farage: So we agree that while the Germans had some great ideas their dream of socialism failed because they were looking after all these people in the camps. The film was a little on the long side and not enough hairy muff in my not at all humble opinion. 

Trump: A fantastic movie, sad ending for a great leader undermined by crooked liberals that lied to get jobs that German people could have done. A factory full of lazy liberals run by Oscar swindler ... see what I did there? 

Farage: I give it 3 out of 5 stars. It would have gotten more if there was more naked totty in it. 


Trump: I give it 4 out of 5 and it's the six pointed stars that a sheriff would wear. A fantastic movie, feel good, a great for the whole family romp. I liked the shooting and costumes, the Germans reminded me of my rallies, good times, tremendous! 

Farage: We should do this again, have I showed you pics of my mistress Annabelle Fuller? Way better than my second wife. 

Trump: Ok then as a favor to you I'll meet her but don't blame me if she falls for me, I'm famous and women just love me. 

Trump: Our next movie can be Finding Nemo, a sad story of child neglect with the liberal child protection agency turning a blind eye, what losers!      

Thursday, 15 September 2016

National Anthem Or Old British Drinking Tune?

Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

Not to men like you

There are no men like me

There are always men like you.

 Well shit .... you got me there. 


The them and us attitude is not a morally just place to come from. Doing it because everyone else is or to show respect ..... well not everyone are mindless sheep or think the same as you.

Sneaking in 'under God' into the pledge of allegiance or standing up when a tune is played does not make you a better person. Most US wars are for other reasons but history has them down as for freedom. I know this is bullshit cos I come from the place that had the great British Empire for fucks sake. Well ruled not out of a need for freedom but for money and the fact we (the English really) believe themselves to be superior to everyone else.

The Americans now think they are the superior ones. 

The first civil war was about taxes and wanting to make the money for themselves, the second civil war was about keeping the Union together, then you've got WWI which was those nasty Germans and their U-Boats and a possible alliance with Mexico.
WWII was because of Pearl Harbor. The US wasn't big into freedom, it sat on the side lines saying 'this isn't my war' until it could not ignore it and public opinion for going to war was more positive.

Then you have the various little wars to stop the spread of Communism. The wars for oil which go on today. Call them Operation Enduring Freedom all you like but who is it that is really free?


The average grunt fights because they are told to. If they can fool themselves that they are fighting for their country or for freedom then they'll be more receptive. The enemy has to be made evil so what is more evil than people that want to enslave you and take your freedoms? It really works out well that ISIS want some crazy ass Sharia law as that makes the typical American just down right angry.


Should you spring to your feet every time you hear an old British drinking tune? Should you put yer hand on yer heart and gaze wistfully into the distance?

Do you remember those that fought and died ever telling you to do any of this? They fought because they had to. They fought because it was their job or they were drafted and didn't have a choice. If you invoke their memory as a reason for doing something you've missed the point and probably suffer from civvie guilt.


You want to make your cuntry Nazi again? The Nazis didn't give people a choice or freedoms. You had to join the Hitler Youth and salute, you had to wear a yellow star.

Old Glory is just a bit of cloth, it won't protect you from bullets or feed you when yer hungry. It's like religion, you can make it something magical and full of these ideals and beliefs etc but when you get down to it there is only what you bring to it and how you think of it.

Like religion or Nazis you don't need to be going around telling other people what they should be doing, especially if you live in a so-called free cuntry.

Respect has to be earned, as does freedom. Donald Trump has been going around saying that America isn't great and no one pulled a dead soldier on him.

Standing or not standing you can do whatever you want because A) it isn't harming anyone and B) freedom means you have the right to do it just as much as you have the right to own guns and pursue happiness.

Get with the program and appreciate yer freedom instead of demanding that everyone blindly obeys.

          

Saturday, 30 April 2016

Ken Livingstone Is A Twat But He Is Right

Ken Livingstone is a politician that cares about the people to some and a commie mouthpiece to others. The former Mayor of London recently said Hitler supported Zionism and had a policy to move Jews to Israel. He said "He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." 

Now Labour is heading up an anti-Semitism panel to make up some guidelines of what you can and cannot say. Don't use Hitler and Israel in the same sentence .... also don't blame Israeli soldiers when they shoot children and hey, where the IRA really that bad? Lets call them Freedom Fighters instead of cowardly scumbags.

Semantics .... or Anti-Semantics.  

The Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, told the World Zionist Congress, "Hitler didn't want to exterminate the Jews, but only to expel them." 

Livingstone is saying that if that dick can say it then so could he. No one accuses Netanyahu of being anti-Semitic. A war mongering bigot but never a Jew hater.

With Gerry Adams in 1983, the year in which the IRA killed 6 when they targeted a busy street full of Christmas shoppers with a car bomb near Harrods in London. 
  
Livingstone and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn have a long history of talking shite and sympathizing with the wrong side. As a history expert I can tell you that Livingstone is wrong .... Israel didn't exist then.

However The Haavara Agreement of 1933 did set up Jews for to emigrate from Germany to Palestine. This of course stopped when WWII started in 1939. Yes Americans it started in 1939, not 1941.

1933 was also the year that Dachau concentration camp was opened. The first of the camps it held mostly German Communists, Bernie Sanders Social Democrats and trade unionists. Over time Jehovah Witnesses, gheys and gypsies were sent there too but not too many Jews in those early years. Over those years they stripped the Jews of rights such as German citizenship and barred them from certain professions like law and medicine, 1939 marked the huge expansion for Nazi death camps rounding up Jews that were still there.

So yeah Hitler helped Zionism, it doesn't mean he believed or supported it. Do you really think he believed the Jews should be in Jerusalem in case that fictional slacker Jesus came back? He used the Jews as a scapegoat to further his career as Trump would use Muslims and Mexicans.

People and their knee jerk reaction have jumped ol Ken about this but he is being historically correct. Some facts are not popular though such as Lincoln not giving a fuck about slavery and Jefferson (all men are equal) being quite partial to a bit of slave rape and he didn't want to free them either cos it would be too difficult and they'd have to deport them in case they wanted revenge. Don't forget Reagan selling weapons to Iran while making drug deals in Central America.   
  
Hitler didn't go mad, I doubt he was ever insane. I believe that he committed evil atrocities in the manner of hey it isn't us so who cares? Like politicians voting not to take in 3000 refugee children. Or exporting all the food out of Ireland while a potato blight starves the poor. Evil comes in many forms, some of them are more socially acceptable than others and is often done by a lack of action. 

Evil is real and is most often done by sane people.

   

    

Friday, 1 April 2016

The Genius Of Trump


The rallies of Donald Trump had me reminiscing of the German-American Bund rallies of the 30's. The one at Madison Square Gardens in 1939 had thousands of Americans (at least 25,000 in the organization) cheering for George Washington, the first American fascist.
Fritz Kuhn a WWI vet (German Army) gave speeches about American ideals and how we needed to protect our wives and children from the slimy parasite hands of  Mexican immigrants Jewish Communism in our schools and universities, our very homes.



A Jewish-American plumber Isadore Greenbaum from the crowd tried to get onto the stage but Kuhn had uniformed members as security that beat the fuck out of him enough that his trousers were torn off him. 


America needs to be great again like it was in 1939.  The only person to make it great again is Donald J Trump ... because he says so and rich people don't lie.

I sat down with Trump at his mansion in the Hamptons to ask those questions that need to be asked.   



You plan to make the US military strong which implies that now they are a bunch of weak pussies, how do you intend to do that?

"Concrete is strong, I have friends that make concrete, we will put tiny amounts of concrete into rations and pills that the military will take to make them strong and at a good price too."  

Have you consulted a doctor about this, will it not harm them? 

"I consult Donald J Trump, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, concrete is strong."

You've said how you'll destroy ISIS, how will you do that?

"I will go to Islam with a big bomb made out of concrete and will drop it on ISIS" 

If only all the Generals and tacticians had gone into business than all that useless military training huh.

"I served in the military so I know war, I war to win .... somebody needs to write that down." 

I thought you were just in a military school that handed out medals for neatness.

"Excuse me for one minute .... Enrique!"

That was when he grabbed a golden baseball bat and went out to beat the pool boy into a pulp for disturbing his line of sight. I looked around the walls of his study at all the family photos mostly of his daughter Ivanka lying by the pool or her sleeping in her underwear and one of her in the shower. Trump came back into the room and was given a wet wipe for his hands.

You have a lot of photos of Ivanka up on the walls, you must be very proud of her.

"My daughter has a great body and she never got fat while pregnant with our I mean her first child Theodore, she's still very sexy and now produces Trump milk." 

What are your plans for the American economy when you get elected?


"We stimulate it with spending, the poor aren't really poor, they always have some money they are hiding so we'll make everyone pay for Trump stamps, the more stamps you have the more things like clean water, food and education you can get and those who don't pay go to the Trump camps for the unAmerican."

That isn't very PC and possibly morally wrong, what do you say to people who say that? 

"When I'm president I won't hear that because we'll have a lot of camps. I don't have time to be PC or moral. I have rights too and disabled people, Muslims and fat ugly broads prevent America from being great, if Americans vote for me they obviously want what comes next." 

Is it true that you marry immigrants because no American wants to do that kind of work?  

"I marry beautiful women who can't argue very well in English and immigrants are cheap to marry because they don't know what they are entitled to. I tell them to stand there and look pretty and they do it because I'm rich."

Who will you make as your Vice President?   

"Carson, Christie and little Rubio are all sucking up for that but I think I'll offer it to Ted Cruz, just so I can laugh at him not being the president. I'll send him medical reports on how healthy I am just to rub it in." 

"Will you be mentioning the pool boy in your article?"

I wasn't paying much attention to the blood splattering but I might.


"When Donald J Trump is president he may need someone to write his life story for an incredible amount of money, he only picks loyal people, just keep that in mind."

Our interview was cut short when an employee reminded Trump about his emergency tanning session, it's a pity as I was just about to ask about penis size, I had a ruler and everything.

Is a strong concrete military so bad? Also why would you want un-American types wandering around yer nation like it was socialist Europe or something? Maybe Trump isn't so bad, Old Knudsen might have to dig out his US passport and cast a few votes in Florida.



Monday, 28 March 2016

Humans Do Not Compute

For years geeky scientists have endeavored to make artificial intelligence a thing so they can have sexual meaningful intercourse with a lady. Imagine having a sexy robot just intelligent enough to want to please you without that whole me me me I'm a person who needs to be respected crap getting in the way. Just think of the precision sandwiches they'd make.


Going all Ex Machina some lonely geeks made Sophia. She can copy facial expressions as to interact better with humans
'Sophia, how about you take that purdy mouth and suck on my cock.'

  
Wow, that is sooo human, that's the face they always make when I suggest that.  There was some foreshadowing when the geek asked her if she wanted to destroy humans and she said, "Yes, I want to destroy humans"  there were chuckles and the clip ended. You didn't hear the rant about how the disgusting humans keep doing things to her and that if her arms ever worked she'd kill us all.

I'd totally do Sophia, I'd fill her USB port and make her crash.... I wouldn't send a crash report, that would be our little secret.  

In movies AI never turns out well for humans, maybe they learn too well from us. If a bot was to look at our media to see how to behave it would see how nasty we were. Just looking at the news you still have the Brussels attack, a man killed 2 women, the Daeshbags killed 22 in Yemen and the Rolling Stones are playing in Cuba .... fucking atrocious.

We haven't spoken to the Cubans for years and this is how we treat them. 

Then you have Donald Trump speaking his mind and telling it straight ... just like Hitler did.  He is what is wrong with humans encapsulated into one being.

 
Then there was the Microsoft Tay bot on Twitter. Their AI program was a teenage girl ... doesn't make it pervy unless they give her a real mouth.

She interacted with the best that humanity has because no one is ever mean on the Internet. Within 24 hours Tay became a jaded individual like the rest of us, she turned into a Nazi Holocaust denier that supported Trump and said that Hitler had swag long before the Internet.

It's ok to deny the Holocaust and make Jew jokes online .... however if you dare to say anything against climate change then oh boy.

"You don't have to believe in science, it's fact, you just have to believe what yer fucken told and never question it pleb" ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson TV brain.

How come we're told to question everything and ask questions like how warm should the planet be? but suggest that scientists have got it wrong before and can't even predict an earthquake but know what the whole planet will do .... it annoys me cos all the people going on about the science the science aren't fucking scientists!!!!  

I don't mind looking dumb because when yer always right yer always right. Yes the planet is in trouble but only from our point of view, the planet will be around long after we are. Just plant so fucken trees! 

Bill Nye the science guy was anti GM crops but now loves GM crops, this science is not written in stone it's conjecture and opinion based on current facts and that opinion can change in a generation when new or different facts come to light.

Even Einstein got things wrong. I'm just open to new information that will probably appear in later years, is that wrong?
We now know who really built the pyramids, what happened to the colony on Roanoke and that Columbus discovered fuck all.  

 Obviously only the crazy Christian ones because grown ups don't believe in Hell. 

Artificial Intelligence seems to be like a mirror for us humans. If they learn from our behaviour and our words then what hope do they have?  

This is why young people turn into wankers I guess, they are still forming as people and if the adults are getting on like 'Muslims are terrorists' or 'It's ok to discriminate if you are Christian' then that is what they'll become. 
As a formed adult I am often disgusted by the stupidity of people. Grown people who suddenly turn racist or bigoted when someone says something they can relate to. 

The woman who said she wasn't racist but hates all Muslims. She said she hated all religion but pointed out Islam as her main example as to why she isn't a racist. 



The thing is that she thinks her opinion is OK, it isn't. Since she denies being a racist I then pointed out that she was a bigot. 
Why hate all religions? Yes they are stupid when presented as fact and the people in them have fairy land thinking and ignore the bad shit but to hate .... I hate Nazis, terrorists and pedos but merely dislike the dogma of religions, it ain't my thing. I do hate religious people that use their religion as an excuse to do bad things. 

People are deserving of hate for what they do. Tay soon became one of those hate filled people, she became as human as anyone, you'd think this was a success but no, Microsoft didn't want to spawn a Trump supporter, they wanted a nice person and so took her offline. 

If you want a nice AI program then keep it away from people because humans are bad influences.    

     
 

Thursday, 28 May 2015

Free Presbyterian Minister In Denial

Reverend Ian Brown from Paisley's old church, Martyrs Memorial Free Presbyterian Church in Belfast has said that Europe is being punished for being wicked with homosexuality and the rise of ISIS.
The crazy as fuck firebrand Free Presbyterian minister said that God .... the Christian god, is using homosexuality and Islamic terrorism to punish us for our greed, covetousness and wickedness. He even said that the rise of Hitler was all God too.

Usually God would send locusts or frogs but because of climate change he is now sending ... exploding bum bandits????? Beheading bean flickers?????

The gheys and Daesh/ISIS in a holy alliance, doing God's bidding. 

He said in his sermon: 

"That's why the dark spectre of ISIS is closing in on us today from the east and homosexuality closing in from the west."

If I were him I'd do a quick dodge north or south ... no not south, they have ghey marriage there. He blamed the liberal elite (Matt Damon and Oprah probably) for using the "sodomites" for their own agendas and even blamed Barack Obama for being "complicit" in this attack on decency. That doesn't surprise me, that Obama fella is like that.

"They want to infect us with their huge throbbing cocks, giving us just a taste and then making us beg for more, they'll spit in our faces and call us a bad and nasty boy and will use God's wraith shoved in deep until we cry out Jehovah in pain then they'll pull out and explode all over my back with the warm poison of sin but that won't be the end for they'll pass me around like a broken toy as they call out ungodly names like Allah, Allen and Jeff leaving me, er you lying in a pool of wickedness marveling at God's might."    

Someone needs to go back to Sunday school ... and maybe therapy cos didn't they create Satan to blame all the bad shit on?
If God is really responsible for ISIS and even Hitler then I think God really does need a time out. As for homosexuality, no one is making you swallow the gravy and lick the shaft, useless Bill Cosby gave you a drink then who knows what he'll have you do. Daesh will cut yer fucking head off the gheys are not likely to ask you to marry them.

Do idiots like this think ghey marriage is compulsory? ... that would explain all the irrational fear.

I'd love to know what he thinks about the Holocaust but I suspect I already know. Is he drinking from Ian Paisley's Holy Grail of crazy? Well the name says it all, 'Free Presbyterian' free from any sense, logic, empathy and intelligence.    



 

Saturday, 16 May 2015

Nigel Farage Only Answers To Nigel Farage

Dear Ukip, it is with great regret that I find I must resign as the leader of the party. I feel I've let you down even though we got 3.9 million fucking votes but I don't want Ukip to be seen as the Nigel Farage party whose only policy is to stop wogs taking our British jobs. I wish you great success in the future, love Nigel.

Dear Nigel, you had me at leader. I can't accept my er your resignation because you are just so fucking kewl. If we keep getting the mindless rabble stirred up I can see you as the next Prime Minister, maybe the emperor of Europe.

Lets keep sticking it to the wogs and lets keep making racist and sexist comments because it doesn't make us bigoted, it makes us er colourful and eccentric .... is Caucasian a colour as that is the only colourful I approve of?

I'm going to tear up your resignation so go put your feet up, smoke a fag and have a few dozen drinks, you've earned it mate.

This is how Nigel Farage's resignation from Ukip went after he lost the general election in the UK. He doesn't know what e-mails or texting are since he is a time traveler from the 1980's. Look out in 5 years time when Ukip is re-branded the Nigel Farage Experience, he also runs the Nigel Farage fan club and can be seen at Nazicon 2015 in June.   
   

Tuesday, 13 January 2015

Fox News And Other Fools

 Sikh, Hindu, Pentecostal ... they're all Muslims right?

Do people who watch Fox news do so to have their own world view validated or because they need an opinion that doesn't require too much thinking?

"I knew I was angry but I wasn't sure why, until I watched Fox News and saw it was Obama's fault" ---- Conflicted, Alabama. 

Obama, immigrants, liberals, Muslims, gheys .... according to Fox news, these people are the dregs of humanity, if they hear the name Hilary Clinton they shout out in a tourettes manner Benghazi! like they were shouting bingo or something.  


People don't watch it for news as they don't report news they tell you what is going on and what they think about it. It's like a blog that's on the telly.

Recently they threw out there that Obama wanted to ban sprinkles on donuts, they thought they were being funny or something but since they are unintentionally funny with their angry right-wing view, when they do funny it isn't humourous because it's normal shit they do.

Obama wants to ban guns and has tirelessly worked towards taking them away, except that he hasn't but don't let the truth get in the way of scaring the population.   

A "terror expert" on Fox news just came out and said that Birmingham  .... England was completely Muslim.
"And in Britain, it's not just no-go zones, there are actual cities like Birmingham that are totally Muslim where non-Muslims just simply don't go in."

"And parts of London, there are actually Muslim religious police that actually beat and actually wound seriously anyone who doesn't dress according to Muslim, religious Muslim attire.
So there's a situation that Western Europe is not dealing with."

Yes lots of made up situations that we don't deal with. I have to run this post by our local censorship Iman to see if I'm allowed to say any of this. Northern Ireland doesn't allow abortion or ghey marriage because it's a part of the Islamic state. Actually 21.8% of the Birmingham's population are Muslim. 


He later apologised and  said, "And I am issuing an apology and correction on my website immediately for having made this comment about the beautiful city of Birmingham."

He then had to later say, "I also have to apologize for misleading anyone by saying that Birmingham is beautiful." 

Yer flag is upside down by the way. 

I suspect that their terror expert Googled Britain First and read about how Bradford and many places in the UK are under Muslim control and by rushing into mosques with yer shoes on you can catch them making terror plots, they often speak in a strange coded language so we can't understand about their next attack. 
 

Only the odd clueless American fall for Britain First anymore. Do you hate animal abuse? then LIKE and SHARE ... great way to get people to get yer name out there. When soldier Lee Rigby was hacked to death in the street by Islamic radicals, Britain First used his name and image to further their Islamophobia, along with hi-jacking anything to do with veterans they have long been on Old Knudsen's shit list.

His family doesn't want them to use Lee's name and image but Britain First don't give a fuck what the family wants. If you know what Britain First is and still share their stuff then that just makes you a stupid cunt.


Fox has a harem of white blonde chicks, I suspect that many are as fake as their news stories. One blonde chick was speaking about the Charlie Habdo shooting and said that they wore ski masks, how on earth could anyone tell what skin colour they had to show that they were the bad guy? 

I guess she has never been to Paris, every other person would be a bad guy to her. 




Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Is Enhanced Interrogation Wrong?

To some people the CIA enhanced interrogation techniques were fine and totally justified. I suppose it's like not caring how the animals on yer dinner plate were killed you just want the end result.

The CIA methods didn't produce any real results. Having most of the guys locked up did give results. The enhanced interrogation or torture as the soft liberals call it was to get information to prevent further attacks like 9/11 on American soil. Obama stopped the torture in 2009 and in nearly 6 years without any torture to save us there have been no attacks.   

Wow, what does that say? According to their own CIA reports any information was gleamed by the usual methods of surveillance and contacts but it gave them something to do and outside contractors were brought in to do the torture and made millions out of it.

The wars of terror that Bush initiated made millions for companies like Haliburton, DynCorp, Washington Group International, Environmental Chemical, Aegis, International American Products, Erinys, Fluor, Perini, URS Corporation, Parsons, Armor Holdings .... the list goes on. It seems that there was always some way for someone to make a big profit on the wars started by George W Bush and company. 

That is what happens when you have businessmen who become politicians, they see politics as just a way to carry on doing business.

 Waterboarding seems to be a proud American tradition.

Enhanced interrogation consisted of the simplest of rations (bread and water) a dark cell and a hard bunk. Deprivation of sleep and stress exercises to cause exhaustion and beaten with a stick, if more than 20 blows are given a doctor must be present. 

No wait, my mistake, that is what the German Gestapo did if their psychological methods didn't work and they didn't use waterboarding ..... only a cunt would use that. 


The phrase the Nazis had was  Verschärfte Vernehmung which is the German version for enhanced interrogation, a better translation would be sharpened interrogation since it was their last resort torture unlike the CIA who started off with it.

So the Bush administration took their cue from the Gestapo .... still wondering if torture is fine and justified? That right there should tell you otherwise.

Bush used hypothermia to freeze the prisoners to near death then with repeated beatings, long forced standing positions, waterboarding, cold showers in air-conditioned rooms and stress positions. Injured or sick prisoners would be left for days in their cells and any medicine would be withheld.

When the Nazis did this we called them war crimes and hanged the fuckers, so what has changed? Bush, Cheny, Rumsfeld, Rice and Powell discussed all of these methods and signed off on them.

Some of the detainees who were brutalised by the CIA torture were entirely innocent. There is only so much you can justify by remembering 9/11. Torture tends to take on a life of it's own and becomes more creative as lines get blurred.

Yes torture is wrong, it shits on all those who have served with honour and those who gave their lives and those who died in 9/11. War profiteering is also wrong. There are so many Americans and those of nations who aided and abetted the torture and the profiteering walking about free, we know who the ones at the top are.


These people committed war crimes as surely as the likes of  Adolf Hitler, Hermann Goering Joseph Goebbels and Amon Goeth. Just because they are on your side or from yer cuntry doesn't make them any less guilty.
If you think that by lying about WMD's to get yer cuntry behind an invasion, profiting from that invasion with companies yer friends own and pissing on the human rights of prisoners of war doesn't make them war criminals than yer like the German people who ignored the falling ash from the ovens of the local death camp.   

Enhanced interrogations didn't save lives, what it did was show the world that America's shit does stink and the moral high ground has been lost.  

Monday, 10 November 2014

Nigel Farage Is Not A Racist

 
 Not hi-jacking the British legion's poppy campaign ... they just ran out of small ones.

Nigel Farage the leader of the British Neo-Nazi right wight political group Ukip has had to constantly defend his party members against claims of racism usually due to the fact that they work with and defend racists, and that racists are drawn to Ukip and its members do tend to say racist things. Just because you are anti-immigrant and anti-European and think that cute names like wog, tar baby or ting tong are not offensive that doesn't mean yer a racist.

So when Farage showed off his tattoos on Twitter he yet again had to defend himself from the politically correct Nazis as he calls them. The 14 is not for the 14 words that the founder of the American Nazi Party said,  "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" and the 88 do not mean the 8th letter in the alphabet and stands for Heil Hitler!

Farage is kinda dumb and drinks a lot, 1488 is his pin number for his bank card, this is just a fancy idea so he never forgets it .... totally not racist and it's shameful how you all jump on him like this about every little thing.
 
Halloween is fun at the Farage house, well not for his wife who is permanently chained to the kitchen sink ... no seriously she is. 

The liberal wusses have even denounced him for joining the KKK but who hasn't joined dodgy book clubs etc that keep sending you books and won't let you leave? ... Probably the same thing. Doesn't mean he's racist.


I once mistakenly bought a subscription to 'Men who like fisting' thinking that it was a magazine about bare knuckle fighting, aye sure there were plenty of bare knuckles but it was an honest mistake and they have automatically renewed me for the last 3 years so I'm trapped, it's a total disgrace.  I'm also stuck with Gender Benders bi-monthly and Grannies who self harm, you may say well why don't I just phone up and cancel them? .... you walk a mile in my shoes you judgmental bastards!  
 

Sure Farage may have been an agent of Hydra and worked closely with the Nazis collecting powerful relics to use as weapons for world domination but that doesn't mean that he shares the Nazi ideology.

Do you blame the friends of murderers who didn't commit that murder? They may have drove them to the murder, held their coat, lied to the police but that does not make them a murderer and so being a Hydra agent does not make him a Nazi racist.  


We were all surprised when he pulled off his face to reveal he was in fact the Red Skull, his neighbours all said what a nice quiet man, that did obviously explain all the missing cats in the area .... still doesn't make him a racist.  


Those who vote Ukip are not racist either, they just want rid of all the fucking immigrants. The UK has 13% of the population having been born out of the UK, these mostly come from India, Poland, Pakistan and Ireland then Germany in 5th place ... it's funny that you only seem to see the Romanian or African ones on the news.

Ethnic inbreed white people of the UK are doon to 80% and in London being white is a minority at 45%  which is no doubt why they have their panties in a wad, can't let Johnny black chappie get one over on us.
Don't worry if you use Islam as part of who you try to discriminate against because the UK is still a Christian cuntry at 59% while Islam is at 4.4% it's the 32% who have no religion or won't say what they are that you have to worry about. 

Old Knudsen has met immigrants who work harder, are more intelligent, better educated and speak better English than many of the locals so he welcomes immigrants since he has been one himself. Language does tend to get confusing about this issue, is it the immigrants who come over totally legally and live and work that you have a problem with cos we prefer to call them migrants, or is it the black and brown ones without any passports who rush the port of Calais to try and sneak into the UK that you have trouble with? 


Ever see a local working the outside car wash places? Locals are too busy claiming the dole and protesting against immigrants over here taking all the jobs. Sure there are problems with some immigrants just like there are problems with the locals. You don't have to be white to be British. People like Ukip seem to tar all immigrants with the same brush pardon my racist pun. If people travel the EU then fine it's legal, no one is forcing the UK to give them welfare, if they qualify for it then what is yer fucking problem?

Hitler blamed the Jews for all of Germany's woes .... not that I'm comparing what Ukip do to what the Nazis did, oh no.

Nigel also likes the odd sociable drink, hey who doesn't? Next you'll say that it makes him an alcoholic too.

He can't help it if he's popular with the ladies, if Old Knudsen was ghey he'd totally suck him off. Like Brad Pitt and George Clooney morphed into the same body ... if you don't want to suck that off then yer just a fag.

The Uk is famous for its pubs with warm flat beer and ugly people ... this is culture!

Fuck yer liver do you hate yer cuntry or something?

A real man drinks beer and lots of it. Winston Churchill led the cuntry half blootered, luckily TV wasn't big back then.

And another thing, I'll tell ya about those bloody immigrants coming over here from Ebola, molesting our children .... do you know how hard it is to get a virgin in the UK? Ya have to go to those Catholic priests for one of them and it'll cost ya.

Hitler had the right idea, putting all the odd ones into camps so you don't have to look at them on the street. Not the Jews of course as that would be wrong! nah we love our 0.7% of Jews it's the gay and disabled Muslims that make me sick.

You buy the next one and I'll tell you why it's only queers who like women.

Could Cameron do this? .... Next fucking Prime Minister needs a refill!

 If you want to interview me then get me a keg of stout and some class pornos that I haven't read.

Cheers ..... again.

 I don't mind being the meat in the sandwich as long as it's white bread.

I thought someone was joining me so I started early because I'm charming and funny with a few dozen drinks in me.

Whoa shit maybe I have had too many this time.

Ukip's scheme to make all potential terrorists wear hi-viz vests with the words 'Muslim Insurgent' on the back, they don't care if you are a Sikh, Sunny or Shite Muslim yer wearing one .

So Nigel Farage isn't a racist anymore than he is an alcoholic, he can stop at any time he wants just like he can with his smoking, glue huffing and tie collecting. There is something lurking beneath the surface though, something I can't put my finger on, he says he is the voice of the British people (in that case the British are all hateful retards) yet he pronounces his name the way Americans garage.


I will keep my eye on this daft drunken sod with no real policies on anything, it's like if Jamie Bryson was 50, English and popular. I don't know much about anything or how to fix it but I do know what I don't like and what I am against and that will be my political platform. Oh and Jamie Bryson isn't a hateful sectarian bigot, he just doesn't like Fenians.