Anatomy Of A Photo Op

Vice President Mike Pence took time from thinking about people using restrooms to visit and help out at the Chesed Shel Emeth cemetery outside St. Louis where 150 head stones in the Jewish cemetery were toppled over the weekend.

The Trump admin is always quick to condemn stage actors, protesters, immigrants, Muslims, Trans gender and the media so it was obvious they denounced this act of douche baggery .... considering they neglected to even say the word Jew on Holocaust remembrance day.  

Some Jewish groups like the Anne Frank Center for Mutual Respect in New York have said their condemnation of this vandalism is too little too late and condescending. Considering Muslim activists Linda Sarsour and Tarek El-Messidi raised $90,000 to repair the headstones I think they might be right.

Oh hey a camera! You just caught me out helping the Jews. I've been here since dawn and as you can see by my clothes, I'm filthy.

The rules of spin for showing people you mean business and are getting stuck in are wear a blue shirt instead of a white one, it's a literal blue collar thing. Roll up your sleeves .... but you have to take yer fucken tie off and open a button to imply hard work.    So much fail in this admin.

A camera crew being there for his unannounced visit, that's handy. Yes there was a line of people helping out which explains that while the headstones are broken the area around them is fairly spotless.

Did he also take the worker's gloves?

Old Knudsen condemns the destruction of any grave (unless it's like Jimmy Savile's or something) because there is just no need for it. These are someone's loved ones for fucks sake. Those things cost money too. I'd say disrespectful to the dead but the dead don't care.

I'd like to see the Nazi fucks that did this swinging from a lamp post but that's just me. It takes a fucken tough guy to break headstones under cover of darkness. I hope they get all they deserve. 

This is such a bull shit photo op visit feeding off the misfortune of others. This is media manipulation and throughly dishonest ... the shit they accuse others of doing.
It says a lot about this admin and the fact they have more anger for stage actors than Nazis saluting Trump's election victory or all the threats made against Jewish centers across the US.

Trump Is Beyond Your Petty Hatred

Trump, otherwise known as Masterly Orange Donald Of Kewl or MODOK wants you to know that he didn't mean to offend anyone and it is just crooked Hillary who is weak that is telling lies about him.

Trump just wants to use his psionic abilities to save the US and make it great again like it was in 1776 ... of course you have to break a lot of eggs to make a big omelet and you have to pull all the weeds in order make a beautiful garden, yes, that is code for killing the poor and the non-white people.

You also have to cut benefits to the poor and the vulnerable and introduce the Zika virus to control populations, it's business, don't take it personal.

 

 It certainly wouldn't be Trump himself. 

Trump tweeted this meme of Hillary and then had to defend it as it shows a Star of David on top of a pile of money as if to suggest that the Jews (that run everything including Christmas) are hooked nosed money lenders that killed Jesus ..... well that's what I got from it.

Trump shrugged and said the star was the same kind that Sheriff's use. The man is so pure he doesn't jump to anti-Semitic conclusions like crooked Hillary and her evil supporters.  

 
As usual Trump is right. Remember Marshal Dillon in Gunsmoke? He proudly wore the badge. Dodge city would be a terrible place today if it wasn't for him .... no wait, it's in Kansas with 72.5% of the population as white, probably still is a terrible place .... for coloureds.

In High Noon Gary Cooper fought the bad guys alone showing that it takes a good guy with a gun to stop the bad guys. Well only in the movies and if it's Gary Cooper or Clunt Eastwood.

So yes, when I see a six pointed star I think right away of a Sheriff's badge and not a Star of David. Shit wrong picture that doesn't back up my claim but still. This is obviously a Wiccan Sheriff.

I also think of a Sheriff's badge when I see the flag of Ulster. It has nothing to do with the sectarian Irish British white folks in the Orange Order that think they are descended from one of the lost tribes of Israel. The Levis, the ones that made jeans.

 

Trump also thinks that Putin is a tremendous leader and that Saddam Hussein was good at killing terrorists and the KKK dress up in white sheets to cosplay as ghosts.

Ken Livingstone Is A Twat But He Is Right

Ken Livingstone is a politician that cares about the people to some and a commie mouthpiece to others. The former Mayor of London recently said Hitler supported Zionism and had a policy to move Jews to Israel. He said "He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." 

Now Labour is heading up an anti-Semitism panel to make up some guidelines of what you can and cannot say. Don't use Hitler and Israel in the same sentence .... also don't blame Israeli soldiers when they shoot children and hey, where the IRA really that bad? Lets call them Freedom Fighters instead of cowardly scumbags.

Semantics .... or Anti-Semantics.  

The Prime Minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, told the World Zionist Congress, "Hitler didn't want to exterminate the Jews, but only to expel them." 

Livingstone is saying that if that dick can say it then so could he. No one accuses Netanyahu of being anti-Semitic. A war mongering bigot but never a Jew hater.

With Gerry Adams in 1983, the year in which the IRA killed 6 when they targeted a busy street full of Christmas shoppers with a car bomb near Harrods in London. 

  

Livingstone and Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn have a long history of talking shite and sympathizing with the wrong side. As a history expert I can tell you that Livingstone is wrong .... Israel didn't exist then.

However The Haavara Agreement of 1933 did set up Jews for to emigrate from Germany to Palestine. This of course stopped when WWII started in 1939. Yes Americans it started in 1939, not 1941.

1933 was also the year that Dachau concentration camp was opened. The first of the camps it held mostly German Communists, Bernie Sanders Social Democrats and trade unionists. Over time Jehovah Witnesses, gheys and gypsies were sent there too but not too many Jews in those early years. Over those years they stripped the Jews of rights such as German citizenship and barred them from certain professions like law and medicine, 1939 marked the huge expansion for Nazi death camps rounding up Jews that were still there.

So yeah Hitler helped Zionism, it doesn't mean he believed or supported it. Do you really think he believed the Jews should be in Jerusalem in case that fictional slacker Jesus came back? He used the Jews as a scapegoat to further his career as Trump would use Muslims and Mexicans.

People and their knee jerk reaction have jumped ol Ken about this but he is being historically correct. Some facts are not popular though such as Lincoln not giving a fuck about slavery and Jefferson (all men are equal) being quite partial to a bit of slave rape and he didn't want to free them either cos it would be too difficult and they'd have to deport them in case they wanted revenge. Don't forget Reagan selling weapons to Iran while making drug deals in Central America.   
  
Hitler didn't go mad, I doubt he was ever insane. I believe that he committed evil atrocities in the manner of hey it isn't us so who cares? Like politicians voting not to take in 3000 refugee children. Or exporting all the food out of Ireland while a potato blight starves the poor. Evil comes in many forms, some of them are more socially acceptable than others and is often done by a lack of action. 

Evil is real and is most often done by sane people.

   

    

Chronic Anger Disorder

I don't want to see yer nipples pop out anyway.

I work with a lovely therapist lass on issues such as sex addiction, kleptomania, attachment disorder and anger management. I don't think I'd be so angry if the judge hadn't forced me to get help for problems that really seem like OTHER PEOPLE'S FUCKING FAULT!!!!

So I'm writing about things that have bothered me recently. Chronic Anger Disorder or CAD affects 4/10 people and can result in unfriending and stalking with intent to murder. Stupid people voicing opinions are thought to be one of the main triggers of it. 

1) I'm still banging on about Gaza, yes the loss of life is terrible but blame Hamas ya stupid gits, why you keep ignoring the elephant in the room? Ach it's all a chess game between Hamas and Fatah and it's not like you have the brain power to ken it. Away and protest in a Sainsburys or Tesco, that will help I'm sure.
News reports use a wording that has Israel launches attack on Gaza .... then it mentions it was in retaliation for rockets fired at Israel, they sort of gloss over that bit a little. There are more forces at play than the average reader knows about and so the Russell Brand types will lament over the loss of life without really engaging their brains on what caused it.

I don't cheer for Israel or excuse their actions but I have to support them as the alternative are a people who would behead me for their god .... they can fuck right off. 

2) The antisemitism that has swept the world since July. Some people cannot distinguish between the government of Israel and Jews around the world. This is playing into the hands of radical Muslims and neo-Nazis. There has been an increase in right wing parties in politics, this is known as protest voting as they are really dissatisfied with all other parties so they will gladly vote for bigots who blame the immigrants or anyone else.   
This happens during a recession, the mindless mob sees problems and no solutions, when someone comes along and speaks their thoughts they vote for them which is how Hitler came to power.

It's also how Obama came to power, he promised hope and change at a time when the people needed it, he also brought with him a skin colour that would show America as being "modern" that right there played on America's white man's guilt and it would be racist not to vote for him.

I hate Nazis and I hate that mindset. The Israeli government have employed that mindset against the Palestinians to a point but to attack Jews in Paris or London is down right stupid, like how people attacked Muslims or anyone they thought was Muslim after 9/11.

I won't stand for bigotry or the lack of thinking that goes along with it.   

 

 Protesters/rioters in Ferguson looking to get shot, and they'll deserve it. 

3) The shooting of Michael Brown. I don't care what colour he is/was he was a petty criminal. Some claim that the CCTV shows him paying for the cigars (I don't see it) but why then ignore him grabbing the store owner, that was not a discussion, that was intimidation.

You don't give his friend Dorian Johnson a TV interview afterwards, you arrest him and question him. What that ghetto hood said was total lies and highly improbable, typical of a criminal trying to cover himself and his friend. Evidence and other eye witnesses back up the police account . This is not a tragic waste of life, why aren't you yapping about the two unarmed white guys shot dead by police in that same week?  We don't have white man's guilt over slavery in the UK it was just a matter of time before the lad got killed on the streets anyway. It's good that it happened before he killed someone.  

He was ghetto trash, just like those who looted stores after his death, just like those who riot in his name and just like the scum in Northern Ireland who parade and riot when they don't get their way. The police in Ferguson are doing something called crowd control, you need tear gas and rubber bullets ..... better than real bullets no? This is what police do.

I'll no likely get called a racist even though I'm not, it's dickheads I'm against no matter their skin colour and Michael Brown and his friend were dickheads. Did he deserve to get shot? well if you attack a cop, then charge at him why yes you do deserve to get shot, death by cop is an American past time.  If I was in that cop's shoes I'd shoot too, of course I'd use less bullets cos I'm cool as Vanilla Ice. 

Steven Sotloff the next American journalist on the beheading list.

4) ISIS killing some folks. I have been sickened by the severed heads, the road side executions, the Yazidi persecution and now an American gets beheaded. The towel heads attack the press because it gets more coverage.
ISIS annoy me because I don't like bullies, I'd love to go toe to toe against these Jahadis and show them that my god (.50 cal Barret M107 ) is the wey.
We went to war over oil and family grudges, lets go to war against cowardly scumbags who think they can murder and do as they please. Stop cutting the armed forces and deploy them instead.

Many think we don't want another war but this one against Islamic fascism would be just and that is what we need. Do the Iraqis want to live under ISIS? C'mon west we fucked up the Middle east more than it already was, we need to go back and at least try to fix it ..... why should ISIS be allowed to sell oil?

 I keep challenging Kate Upton and Christina Hendricks but they don't listen.

5) The Ice bucket challenge, this annoys and amuses me, seeing people like Stephen King, Sarah Palin and George W Bush getting cold water poured over them is funny but like the make up free selfies all of this appeals to vanity and is passive aggressive peer pressure.
You don't want to be named and shamed as the person who didn't do it, Like how Charlie Sheen threw 10 grand over himself instead of ice and challenged his Two and a half men stars and it's producer to do the same .... he has some real hate issues going on there.

What does it say about our society that charities have to provide the MRI machines and the research into illness? It's hard to take some of the larger charities seriously when the CEO is getting a huge salary and other employees are well looked after too, it kinda defeats the purpose.

We're raising money to keep us employed and what's left over will go to research or awareness. Fuck awareness, it's called a blog, Twitter or Facebook and it's free. If you don't know about Cancer or Africa by now you never will .... oh and I forgot about Alzheimer's .... I always forget about ....     

 

Was suffering from ALS before everyone else jumped on the bandwagon. 

Many who take the ice bucket challenge just do it to be one of the cool kids, I doubt they all donate to ALS, but they should cos it's really not a nice way to go being trapped inside a body that no longer moves.
The people who have been going on about wasting water annoy me more than the challenges do, yer wasting oxygen ya tossers, away an protest at yer local golf club, the amount of water wasted on ghey 'play a round with the boys' golf is the kind of waste that dries up towns and lowers the water table, the ice bucket challenge is a drop in the ocean compared to golf .... do the challenge on yer fucking lawn to shut them up.

ALS or Motor neurone disease is one of the over looked charities that we actually need awareness for, the reason why it's overlooked is because only 30,000 in the US have it and only 5,000 in the UK have it ..... no money to be made looking for a cure.

Wouldn't it be nice if governments paid for such research, drugs and equipment? Wouldn't it be nice if charity executives cut back on expenses and bonuses so they could raise more?

Trivialise charity events and appeal to vanity of the donor, the winner with the catchiest idea gets the loot, as simple as that. I only donate to edgy hardly known charities cos I'm hardcore and against the system.  

It's all good fun and for a good cause right? .... no, it's a business.    

Why So Angry?

We have long seen pictures of angry Muslims burning flags and screaming stuff but why are they so angry?
Circumcision is used in the Islamic world, it goes on to produce sub-conscious feelings of resentment and fear, what are they doing? How could my parents let this happen? Freud's attachment theory means that what happens to you as a baby affects how you are as an adult, don't get affection as a baby then you grow up not giving affection etc.  Just because you don't remember it doesn't mean that it didn't terrify that lil helpless baby.

This also explains why Americans are so angry and are drawn to big powerful guns .... because they were so powerless as a baby getting a part of their cock cut off.

 Meanwhile in Gaza.

So in the Middle east you have circumcision all round and a lack of bacon in their diets, no wonder there has never been peace in the Holy land.

While the Jews and Arabs can't grow back their knobends, they can at least eat bacon. Bacon was given to us by Gog and is a sign of his love for us.    

 

Unlawful Entry Without Lube

Dirty cops: In Indiana they have a law that says you can shoot anyone who unlawfully enters yer property. I'm all for that as people have no right to be in yer home at 2am unless yer fucking them or have them duct tapped and lying on the floor.
This also applies to cops who enter without permission. You'll get people trying to worm their way out of going to jail for drugs or something when they shoot a cop in their hoose, "Oh I didn't hear him say he had a warrant"

In Old Knudsen's humble opinion, everyone should have firearms. In the UK you aren't allowed them and the number of homicides has decreased drastically as some spide with gun courage is more likely to bust a cap in yer ass than stand up to you face to face.

It's a shame that gun lovers such as myself are not able to own them without joining a gun club, having police officers and other solid members of the community vouching for you or having the permission of a land owner who has agreed that you can shoot on his land. The problem with being one of the few with a gun is that Loyalist wankers are bound to hear about it sooner or later and yer house will be targeted for a robbery until they get the guns.

 It's sad that I can only have my baby here if she's deactivated.

The simple matter is that some people just need a good double tap. That includes people skulking about yer hoose.
A cop in yer hoose when he isn't supposed to be is scary as many psychos have badges and guns, their word will be taken over yers 9/10 times. These dirty cops are a blight on all the good ones as are those in the military who kill civilians just because they can. You should do it because it's fun not because you can.

The police and military are institutions that require you to be honest and to have honour, those who abuse their power are those in need of a double tap ..... When you clear a room you fire two rounds at close grouping to ensure the cunt goes doon, put one in their head to make sure they are dead and that they don't turn into a zombie and get ya to be extra sure.   
    
Don't forget the sneak and peak laws from the Patriot act that Bush signed into being that lets US law enforcers get a warrant, but they don't tell the people about it and can break in and snoop about as many times as they want and then tell the people months afterwards when they have enough proof to convict them.  That right there is a lawful breaking and entering.
  

Israeli children as the missile warning sounds, things you won't see on the BBC.

Palestinians: Hamas fired some rockets into Israel, then Israel fired twice as many back and actually killed people. Oh boo hoo those mean nasty Israelis ..... what about Hamas who gave them the reason to retaliate?
 

 Terrorist scum often use children and civilians as shields or as martyrs.  

Hamas have been firing rockets every 10 minutes which means they fire, move, fire, move etc to ensure that they are safe but the civilian casualties from the expected retaliation are varied and substantial.   

Old Knudsen is no fan of Israel, nor does he like Palestine. Hamas are trying to fulfill the purpose of the Palestinians. After the defeat of the Arab nations in the 6 day war the Palestinians were left behind to be slaughtered. They call it being martyred.... That was their purpose.

Yes the people of Palestine are being killed but before you blame Israel go blame Hamas. Don't listen to the BBC, they only tell the story of Palestinian children being killed in yet another brutal Israeli attack. If Hamas didn't keep firing missiles from civilian areas then you wouldn't get civilian dead on the news all the time.

To quote the Untouchables:
"Because they're not gonna give up the fight, until one of you is dead. ... He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue."

Hamas wants to destroy Israel and attempt to do so every fucking day. These Hamas terrorists probably came from elsewhere and are Saudi and Iranian funded but they have a job and that's to keep pushing Israel until it snaps. 


Old Knudsen doesn't like Israel as its reason to exist was to hold the Holy land until Jesus returned. He did return and a rocket from Gaza landed on him. How many more people have to die for this fairy story? Does it make sense that a place called the Holy land has never known peace? All hail Ares or Mars cos that is who we are worshiping there.

I and the rest of the West have to back Israel as it's there and that's that. Like the people of Northern Ireland, there is no Brits out crap, there is no giving America back to the injuns, there is no going back in time so support Israel or support ragheads who want to behead you for Allah ... great choice.  

Suck it the fuck up and get over it unless yer a time traveler. The problem is here and now, FIX IT. 

Both sides have fair enough reason to hate each other. Just look at these little west haters in the making. They are learning about Israeli crimes such as taking their homes and not letting refugees return once the fighting is done.  14th May is Israeli Independence day and the Arabs curse it and teach their kids to do the same ..

Hate being passed down from generation to generation ..... sounds very familiar for some reason. 

Learn from Krav Maga, you put the enemy down and get away. If you can't get away then fight to win.

I got called a name and unfriended on Facebook because I don't like the terrorist group Hamas, it was from a Northern Ireland person so no big deal. Considering one enlightened Norn Iron person unfriended me for making one Ballymena sheep shagger comment too many it shows you just how touchy and sulky they are.
I also don't like the IRA, UVF, UDA, EDL, UKIP, Fatah, Boko Harem, Al Qaeda, ISIS and Che Guevara was a murdering cunt not a t-shirt hero ..... if you have a problem with that then go get some help cos I don't give a fuck.  

Speaking of touchy...

A dignified walk through Ardoyne.

Orangemen: The Belfast Telegraph asked 18 Orangemen why they belong to the Orange Order and what about not being allowed to march through places mainly populated by Catholics.

Most tend to go on about 'It's a Christian organisation, cultural reasons and family tradition'  the same that any KKK member might say. 'we'll we're Christians, being white and hanging negros is what ma daddy did and his daddy did and so we do it.'  

They get the whole, we're upstanding Christians crap out and when asked about not being allowed to parade past the shops at Adoyne in Belfast it's. We're disgusted, why won't they show some tolerance for our civil rights? This parade has been taking place for 100 years and only takes 6 minutes to walk, we don't like road blocks and protests but if the order is given .... 

The ruling is that the morning parade in Adoyne is allowed but not the return parade in the afternoon.

The parade in the morning is a nice peaceful going to church. While they pray for eternal smugness and maybe a child or two to molest, their followers are outside drinking.
 

The return parade is not so peaceful. With their Dutch courage the Christian Orangemen and their followers rage at anything Catholic. The Orange Order cannot control them but they can stir up shit by not showing leadership or by not setting a good Christian example.

I don't care what the Orangemen say to the paper, they are bigoted sectarian bullies and many of their members are paramilitaries so away an fuck with yer traditions and Christian values. You ask for tolerance and respect yet you don't give or show any to yon Fenian cocksuckers whose homes and churches you parade past.

Why do people in Northern Ireland think that being Christian means that you have to be a total cunt?

Does it say in the Bible interfere with other people's shit and if you don't like what they do condemn them and fight against them?

I remember something about some teenager in the Bible shrugging and rolling their eyes and saying, "I'm not my brothers keeper, it's not fair" maybe I should read the Bible again .... no, I think I'll just put 23 syringe needles into my eyeballs instead. If I wanted to overdose on stupid I'd start a conversation with a local. 

Just a few things that have annoyed Old Knudsen this week.



  

Knocknagoney Residents Are Not Racist

A spokesman for residents of the Knocknagoney area of East Belfast vehemently denies any claims of racism after signs of 'Local houses 4 local people' were put up on a house that a Nigerian man was to move into.

The spokesman who refused to give his name said, "It was a total coincidence that he was a coloured, what we want is for local people who need re-housed to be given special priority as they are better than everyone else, the Sinn Fien run media have twisted our words in order for us to look bad now they want to bring in darkies to breed the Loyalist people out! "  


Don't worry, Old Knudsen is here to clear up any confusion.

Bigots In The Name Of God

Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lard and savior Jebus Christ? Gog will bury you, you motherfucker if you don't worship him.

Old Knudsen can understand why those of low intellect find the need for Christianity, Islam or Judaism but there are many people who seem quite intelligent who also believe too.  I could see how you could believe in a spiritual being as right and wrong have a certain feel to them but surely not a religion as the ones written doon in the dogma of the faiths I have mentioned.
Religions designed to keep you in yer place unless yer a church leader and one that has made sure that it was the men who were in charge.

The amount of people who thought that God was on their side and who is to say "he" wasn't? God gave the command to kill and destroy other nations and to take them into slavery, who knows what else he is capable of? 

Millions throughout history have been killed in God's name and if you believe anything the Bible has to say it was by his command too.   Yet people complain about Bush, Obama and Hitler. Yer God is far more bloodthirsty and manipulative than any of them so shut the fuck up.  They were only behaving the way that God would ..... Many SS officers said that they were only behaving in the way that they thought Hitler would behave in. So much easier than thinking for yourself and doing the right thing.
Like Hitler, maybe God is sleeping all day and survives on a cocktail of uppers and dooners that make him angry and irrational .... better not ask him about things, just do what you think he'd do. 
 

 
Maybe I shouldn't say anything, I'm a man for fucks sake it's in my best interest to follow the Bible. If people worshiped their imaginary friends without trying to lord it over others then Old Knudsen would not have to do posts pointing out what cunts they are. As it is, people have decided that their brand of religion is the right one and so everyone must follow it's laws.  The Bible is often cited as the reason for laws to be followed.

You must do this because we think that God is as bigoted as us because we have found the best verse ever .... even though two other verses contradict it but still, we like this one so there.

The radical fundamentalists of Islam are well into stoning women to death for supposed crimes (never the men) while those of the civilised west use guilt and shame tactics instead. "You slut with your abortion on demand we'll make it as difficult as possible for you to have an abortion since yer just a second class citizen anyway."

It's all just different levels of punishment for the same bigotry.


The more I hear a supposed Christian, Muslim or Jew speak, the more I realise that it has always been humans speaking and dictating the law and that God has never uttered a word.