The Revenge Of The Cat People

In the northern Indian states of Haryana and Rajasthan the secretive cat people have been coming down from the Aravalli hills to cause trouble. Over 50 women have had their hair cut off in mysterious attacks. 

At first people assumed it was the god of  mischief Loki as he tends to get bored and does things for attention. He once cut off Sif's beautiful golden hair while she slept then saved the day by getting her some cool Goth black hair. 

One victim Sunita Devi, a 53-year-old housewife said she saw a flash of light which rendered her unconscious, when she woke her hair had been cut. She has been traumatized since the attack and is afraid to go to sleep. She said her attacker was an elderly man dressed in bright-coloured clothes. 

Not far from Devi's home another woman Asha Devi was attacked but says it was done by a woman. Her father-in-law found her unconscious on the bathroom floor with a pile of hair beside her.    

The hair cutting attacks started in July and as well as close knit farming communities they have also happened in Delhi. As everyone knows, cat people can shape shift so seeing old men and women ... well Old Knudsen isn't surprised. 

Shape shifting is a part of western culture too. There is a story about an American hike hiker from Miami FLA that mysteriously plucked his eye brows, shaved his legs and then he was a she.   

 

Reena Devi a 28 year-old from Jonawasa village said she saw a large figure that looked like a cat. Then she felt someone touching her shoulders and that was the last thing she remembers. She says her story is hard to believe and people have accused her of cutting her hair for attention. 

She was probably asking for her hair to be cut by the way she was dressed. She says her hair was cut while she played a game on her phone. "My husband and children were also in the room. I felt a pull on my hair and when I looked back, my hair was on the floor."

From the village of Kharkharra, Sundar Devi aged 60 has been bed ridden and has had a permanent 'what the fuck' look on her face ever since the attack.

"I was going to a neighbour's house when somebody tapped my shoulder from behind. When I looked back, there was nobody. That's the last thing I remember."

Some say it's gangs of rogue hair dressers, others say it's supernatural and of course the government refuses to say that it's cat people, an ancient race that has lived in secret side by side with humans for millennia, often walking among us  .... but we know. 

The name Devi is a last name for married or older women in rural areas if you were wondering about that. Kumari being the last name for for unmarried girls .... the more you know.  

 

To ward off cat people the ladies have been putting magical bands and god pictures in their hair.

Tinfoil and tinfoil hats are not used as it is difficult to get it in parts of India due to the drought. 

While there is a cat people problem that you won't hear about in the mainstream media you must also remember the monkey-man attacks in Delhi in 2001. People saw a large creature part man part monkey that would rob them of their prescription medication and throw poo at them in order to escape. 

Then there was the rumor that the sea water had turned sweet at a beach in Mumbai in 2006 which caused thousands of people to go there. Luckily there just happened to be a vendor nearby to sell people drinks after they tasted the salty germ laden water.

 

 

GM Genocide

Since he's Indian I wonder if he has any rape seeds.

270,000 Indian farmers have committed suicide since 1995. Most of these cases have been because they find themselves in debt that they cannot get out of. In 2009 alone,17,683 farmers killed themselves as their crops began to fail. Many are blaming the company Monsanto for these deaths as Monsanto has changed the way India has grown crops since 1988.

Most seeds used by farmers in India are GM seeds, in fact  95%  of India’s cotton seed is now controlled by Monsanto.
The genetically engineered cotton seeds have a gene and a protein that is toxic to the bollworm which is cotton's main pest, the plants grow faster, require less water and produce a greater yield than normal non GM seeds. The main problem is that they cost 4 times more and you can't re-seed them after each harvest, you have to keep buying more seeds.

Hauling water, pollinating and picking by hand still has to get done, it's a tough life and one lived in poverty no matter how hard or long you work. 

A nice little earner that Monsanto have going on there, capitalism at it's best. The bollworm can become resistant to the built in pesticides and so the farmers also have to buy pesticides, many of which are banned in Europe and the US. The farmers don't wear protective gear since most workers are usually paid well below a living wage and so they are bound to have health problems.

So you have to buy Monsanto seeds, sometimes you have to buy a Monsanto protein additive or fertilizer and can only use Monsanto pesticides on yer crops. Have you figured out who the big winner is in this set up yet?
 

Before you go thinking that the company who created the Agent Orange poison in Nam and has been killing off all the bees with their hidden pesticides are evil I must tell you this. Monsanto investigated the possibility that they were responsible for farmers in debt drinking Monsanto pesticides or hanging themselves from trees and found that they were not responsible .... so there.

Monsanto aims at owning the patent on every crop that is grown on Earth, when GM pollen gets blown over the US border into Mexico and pollinates their corn Monsanto sues them for unknowingly using their products. Is it any wonder that over 5 million farmers have a lawsuit against Monsanto?

Mexico has implemented a temporary ban on the Monsanto seed monopoly but India is already too deep. If you grow normal crops the chances are they'll get pollinated by yer Monsanto neighbour and Monsanto will come looking for their money.

Monsanto science is not feeding the world it's destroying nature with its terminator technology that prohibits reseeding by selling sterile plants and is making super pests and super weeds. It's only a matter of time before nature outdoes this evil science completely and nothing we grow will live.