Geep Is The Work Of Satan

Framer Brown from County Kildare .... where ever the fuck that is has a living abomination on his farm. One day while in his wellies fucking his livestock he noticed his goat Billy was copying him. He thought nothing of it as it wasn't doing all of his sexy moves.

Later a lamb with the characteristics of a goat was born. They are rare and sometimes medium rare as the genetic divide between sheep and goats is distant ....... that's according to scientist farmers but they look and feel similar to Old Knudsen.  These creatures are usually stillborn or don't live for long.

   Durty hoor of a sheep mother.

Since they are so rare and over done the name they have cum up with is geep ... sheet, shoat or shat would have been better. That sheep looks familiar. Is County Kildare one of those counties in Ulster like Tyrone or Armagh? ya know, those farmy type ones no one gives a fuck about?

I'm sure gentleman farmer the noted creationist and health minister Edwin Poots thinks as I and that this is the work of the Devil since genetics doesn't exist. It has to be Satan as it's black .... no offence to any Negroes reading this is a religious matter not a racial one. The Geep has longer legs than most sheep which means it can run from Christian mobs and it has horns about to pop up. 

Burn it! well braise it with some tatties and mint sass .... Old Knudsen is hungry and horny all of a sudden. Talk about blurred lines. 

Cow Rant!

Debris of flight MH 370 may have been found and Putin is getting ready to invade Crimea but what everyone is talking about is that Tesco used the wrong type of cow on it's adverts.

I'm sure you can tell straight away what the problem is, aye that's right, these are eatin cows not milkin ones.
It was farmers who noticed. One English farmer Richard Yates said, "That shows how out of touch they are and what they think of dairy farmers."

Boy is Old Knudsen pissed off, DAMN YOU TESCO!!!!!

I did enjoy hearing the in store commercials saying that Tesco milk came from local farmers, ah how Old Knudsen would chuckle, until he blogged about it and they changed it.

Tesco is a money grabbing fucker who fails to realise that high prices and poor quality will get you to lose customers. If you ever see a happy member of staff that means that they are new to the job but they will soon learn.
What does Old Knudsen think about farmers? not much, but considering that many of Northern Ireland's farmers are Orangemen or in the DUP you can't really blame him.

 

Tesco is sneaky as fuck, their clearance goods are usually one or two pound less than the usual price, hardly clearance . You see those plastic carrier bags?  When they brought in the plastic bag tax they switched to thinner smaller bags that you had to pay 5p for, the fuckers,  ...... it's the principle of it, of course they kept running out of stock and you had to buy the 10p ones. 

The white ones in the picture, Old Knudsen recycles his plastic bags but a year after the bag tax came in those bags were disintegrating and leaving a mess in Old Knudsen's shed. What happened to bags getting stuck in trees and baby birds eating them?

It's all a fucking con!

Aye they'll let flags rot in trees but if they can make money by going green with their carrier bags they will.

Who cares about the wrong cows? There was a poster of a child in a hospital bed looking ill so people would donate blood ..... I bet he wasn't really sick.

I wanna see real milking cows and children on their death beds. Fuck you farmers, why should they be the ones who are allowed guns and the average person not? .......... elitist bastards and their milking cows!