Man Promises Not To Lay A Hand On His Wife For A Year

Big Jim has promised to not hit his wife Cherri for a year and says he'd forgive her for being a worthless slag during that time. "She deserves a good back hander but during my year of mercy she can make it all up to me."

Family and friends see this as a move forward in their marriage that has 3 young children and think that Jim is a wonderful husband unlike Cherri's ex who would never have had a year of mercy.

 

50 Shades Of Hay

Anastasia Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Christopher Hay. She encounters a self made man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating ..... Mostly intimidating.

Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and is desperate to get close to him but due to his lack of personal hygiene she remains distant.

Unable to resist Ana’s gash between her legs, cheap perfume and fake tan, Hay admits he wants her, too .... but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled Ana hesitates. Before long though she is tied up in the barn and getting hot lunches on her chest. Maybe she should have told someone where she was going.

Hay is a Ballymena farmer, tormented by demons and consumed by drugs, alcohol, the Bible, mammy issues and the need to control.
Ana is unlike any female he has had before, mostly because of the lack of all over hair and her canny ability to walk upright and use her opposable thumbs to text with, Hay is intrigued, only his mother could interest him as much as this wan.

The couple embark on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Hay’s secrets such as his police record for sheep worrying and explores her own dark desires such as line dancing. She belongs to him now because he knows all her social media passwords and can track her every movement with a GPS ear tag he uses to combat sheep rustlers. 

"They faced each other in the dimly lit kitchen, tall and wide he stood there holding a length of garden hose, Ana bit her lip thinking about the beating he was going to give her, she gazed at his full and manly chest and admired his six pack, 'Shouldn't that be in the fridge cooling?' she asked since she hated the taste of warm beer. Hay looked over at the six pack sitting on the counter, 'I'll teach you, ya bitch for questioning my drinking habits' he strode towards her with the hose held aloft, his rage burning like fire, her inner goddess sang as she knew that this was a beating she well deserved."

In the second book Hay takes iron pills for anemia, 50 shades darker coming out soon. 

Hillary In Her Birthday Suit

Hillary Clinton has just celebrated her 60th birthday, she did so not with a quiet dinner with her family but rather with a star studded campaign fundraiser, remember the richest wins. The poor rich Republicans are all trying to invoke the spirit of Reagan and sniping at each other, "I'm Reagan" "No I'm Reagan" "No I'm Reagan and so is my wife."
I no longer believe that McCain will be the next US preez, he kinda fucked it up.

Back to Hillary sweet cheeks, all her lot are biting their lips so they'll get a chance at being her running mate. Don't get me wrong, I'd so ride Hillary but it would just be dirty nasty sex with some biting and hair pulling nothing more , I don't respect the woman, shes too cold blooded and calculating in her bid for power.

I've known weemen who have been badly beat by their husbands and then warm the bed up for him when he gets out of prison for it , also I've known weemen ready to forgive all when the husband cheats on her, they actually beg him to stay even after the philanderer was found to be abusing his own kids.

The man being the bread winner and children are usually a reason these weemen stay in the home because they can't see any other way to live but Hillary a lawyer now a senator was humiliated in front of the world, why is Bill's bendy willy not hacked off and put doon the garbage disposal ? no she stood by him smiling like a dolt and holding hands and no doubt said, "you had better help me run for president bitch or else." An ambitious couple you can tell but there is just so much wrong here, is this really the kind of person the Yanks want as the first female preez? or is it as usual just a matter of what is offered? is manipulation really freedom and democracy?

Happy birthday Hillary, you are a scary prospect for the world.