Showing posts with label arab weemen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arab weemen. Show all posts

Friday, 1 February 2008

Mongs Kill People Not Bombs

Hey put on this belt, yer going to Disneyland.

Just when you thought Al-Qaeda couldn't get any lower they have. The scum bag terrorists put bombs onto two mentally disabled weemen, sent them into a busy market and blew them up by remote control.

The exploding mongs killed over 70 people out doing their shopping.
I've never understood the terrorist ability to do anything it takes to kill civilians, and to what end?
A different religion the same religion, the outrage of foreign soldiers on their soil it doesn't matter to them because they just care about what they want not what their people want.
Like an army of dumb as shit serial killers, fuck I hate terrorists.
What are they running out of young dumb teenage fanatics that they use mongs and babies as they used the other week?


You have so much to live for please don't push the button. I must say I have in fact probably had worse blowjobs, never date an epileptic woman with overbite.


Saturday, 10 November 2007

Suicide Dating


Inspired by Matt of Animal mind who read the below post and admitted to having a date with an Arabic woman, that is so cool just think how many comedy opportunities there could be, he expressed a hope that she doesn't blow up the coffee hoose which is a good start. After this if you don't get yer hole then I don't know what.


1) where do you hide the bomb in that outfit ? (if she dresses scantily)
2) I take it the bomb strapped around yer waist is what is making you look chubby (if she wears a burka)
3) so do you ever get stoned?
4) My favourite Arabic dish is Chicken Jihad.
5) my mouths as dry as a camel's twat (make her feel at home)
6) I only call it a "pork sword" its all Matt meat baby totally kosher (kosher being a Muslim word shows yer a man of the world)
7) So Muhammad shagged a nine year old, just wondering, do you have any younger sisters? (shows you respect their traditions)
8) Israel, whats that about?
9) To test just how terroristy she is ask, "so how important do you think it is for pilots to learn how to land their plane safely?"
10) To be romantic sing Sunni and Shia "I got Jew babe" a song about beheading hot Jews.



Just be careful lad, those Arabs have a self destruct personality.

Sunday, 15 July 2007

Pretty women out walking with guerillas down my street.

Sex on a stick, sexy and dangerous.



Western weemen don't go to this much trouble to look sexy.



Even this army of the undead looking for Frodo and the ring wouldn't put me off me stroke. I am so full of the horn right now I really want to shag an Arab woman but I'm afraid she'd have sand up her crack, I can just imagine that under me foreskin.