Christian's Need To Follow In The Socialist Ways Of Jesus

 Suck it Trump!

The Pope started a fight with Donald Trump by saying that Trump was "not a Christian" in regards to wanting to build a wall to keep the Mexicans out. Trump responded by saying, "you're not a broad so quit wearing dresses, next you'll be calling yourself Caitlyn, get smart loser!"  

There were some other remarks about the walls around the Vatican but people can come and go there as they please as it's always open .... well the buildings aren't of course or all the gold would get stolen and Vatican city has only welcomed 2 refugee families in but as always with Christianity it's the thought that counts.

Trump's final word was, "who died and made him the expert on Christian matters?"   

Pope Francis was probably outraged at this as Pope Benny (the real Pope) is still alive and responded.

"I'm gonna make that asshole suck my celibate cock like an Argentinean choir boy."  

I'll kill that straw haired devil!

In fact the Pope thought he saw Trump in the crowd during his visit to Mexico and had to be pulled away by security.

Foreigners coming over here questioning the beliefs of others. You cannot walk around the US (especially in Trump's New York) without tripping over drugs smuggled over from Mexico and every brown skinned person is either a rapist or an ISIS terrorist, what does the Pope know about things?

Did you know that Trump has the name 'Central Park' copyrighted copywroted that he owns that name? I'm only going to type it once as I have to pay him $50 for mentioning it the one time but yes, New York has to pay him to use the name. US laws are crazy and yet I was asked to leave the cuntry for selling children to Arabs, those 1%ers get away with all sorts.  

Trump treats weemen like second class citizens, he also thinks he is God's gift to the werld and that his werd is final and infallible. Maybe Francis saw something of himself in Trump cos that sounds very pope like to me.
It takes a special type of narcissist to want to be the head of a thing like Catholicism or the US.    

I wonder how many pedos Trump has protected.

Trump doesn't like to get into it with the Pope as he has a cult of crazy followers, many of which are US voters. Then there are the ones that just like the Pope for some reason, he reminds them of an elderly relative so they ignore the homophobic remarks he makes about marriage and child rearing and just remember the, 'who am I to judge' one. Magical and selective thinking ain't just for the religious. 

Trump sounds as Christian as any I've seen, what yer mistakenly thinking is that being a Christian automatically makes you a good person.

Christian does not = being a good or nice person. "Kill them. For the Lord knows those that are his own." As said by an Abbot to a Crusader who was worried about killing Taigs when he was hacking some heretics to death in the 13th century. 

 Socialist, not Communist .... oy vey go lern something.

If you are a Christian it doesn't mean yer a love thy neighbour, turn the other cheek help the poor type of person, you should be if you claim to be a follower of the mythological figure Jesus H Christ as he wasn't a judgmental type and would always get stuck in if there was people to feed and heal .... why yes, Jesus was a socialist.

Is that where Christians go wrong? C'mon you Bible thumpers, get with the socialism. What the pope should have said was that, "Trump is not a good person and a total smug arsehole twatwaffle" as that right there describes most people that claim to be Christian.

Since Jesus was a mythical socialist then you should ask yerself, What Would Bernie Sanders Do? Old BS is closer to Jesus being Jewish and all and doesn't want yer soul to feed on like those old dress wearing men, he wants to feed yer kid's minds full of education and look after the poor. He also isn't into all these wars that the US keep losing at either.

He won't get into the White house because he's not mean enough and is a threat to the bankers that Obama and Hillary support but shouldn't the US want to be as good as he wants it to be? The second biggest economy in the US can't send its young people to college for free or look after its poor and vulnerable like smaller poorer socialist cuntries can .... What the fuck America? That isn't very Christian, when Jesus returns he'll be going to Sweden.

The Pope is oh so quick to condemn or passive aggressively condemn at times but I don't hear him giving any warm fuzzies out.  C'mon Pope you 1%-ing fart knocker, give us some gold, it's the Christian thing to do.  

 

 



 

The Pope's Easter Message

One goblet could fund an invasion of a small cuntry.

For some reason the Pope had to get in on the fun at Easter. Did he say anything of worth? Did he mention how Jesus rolled a chocolate egg doon a hill thus fulfilling all the requirements to become the messiah? 

How the fuck should I know he's Mexican or something and speaks Latin.... like they do in Latin America. 

The Pope called for peace in Iraq, Syria, the Holy Land, Ukraine, Libya, Yemen, Nigeria, Sudan and the Democratic Republic of Congo ....  Afghanistan can fuck off! His werds not mine. 

He said to paraphrase, 'Fuck lad, they're killing Christians in Kenya but no one cares, why hasn't America gone in and shot someone?' He said the "International community" but we all know the only cuntry with the balls big enough to go in is America .... well Iran and Russia too but I meant cuntries on our side, God's side. 

 

Camera you say????

Yeah yeah yeah I want world peace too and a pony. In life you must live realistically, can he stop Al Shabaab from killing Christians? he couldn't even stop Al Sharpton from photobombing Obama if there was a camera nearby. 

Live realistically and don't worry about things you don't have control over as what will worrying achieve?

For instance, if you have a shit load of gold goblets and only one mouth, don't let me hear you whining about the poor. You have control over helping them and I don't mean a token sneak out at night to help a Vatican charity. Help the poor and starving the way the Vatican didn't help the Irish during the potato famine.

He then went on to remind people that following him on Twitter may reduce yer time in purgatory (the Vatican did say this) He went on to say people need to move on and stop talking about pedo priests, it's over, dry yer eyes. 

He also said abortion and wanking into socks is murder and the wealthy (not him though) should remember the poor and tip when they order a Big Mac meal.... aye no burger flipper ever complains about the lack of tipping unlike all those waiters and waitresses who make up rude comments on receipts in order to get donations. They'd be happy with a living wage never mind tips and what a dick move it is to announce a pay rise for McDonald's staff in the US then quietly say, well not everyone. 

The Pope went onto say that the dress is white and gold and he'd fight anyone who says it's black and blue, he also said he'd cut the bitch who goes and disses his homies.... but he smiled and so we love him for encouraging random violence. 

Yes his speech had less to say than this post does but I'd like to add that Old Knudsen has no gold goblets and no children were harmed or molested during the writing of this post.... Afterwards, well who knows?