Showing posts with label Supernatural. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Supernatural. Show all posts

Tuesday, 5 May 2015

It's Super Natural

Supernatural is a US TV show that has been going for 10 years now. It started with Dean and Sam Winchester as two brothers who hunt supernatural beings who are mostly evil. Ghosts that remain on earth go crazy and demons who work for Lucifer possess the bodies of people ... as do angels by the way and many of them are total douche bags.

It was a show designed to make the fangurls sigh as Dean (on the left) looks after his younger but 3 foot taller brother Sam. (on the right) They were joined by Castiel an angel, (middle) a lot of bromance with viewers just wanting Sam and Dean to quit with the in tense glances and make out .... but they're brothers!

 Sarah Shahi as seen in Alias, the L word and Life.

I remember watching the very first episode 'The woman in white' when I lived in Callyfornia. The story wasn't great but the chick who was a honey trap ghost standing by the road for unsuspecting horny blokes to give a lift to was kinda hot. All shadow and low cut flimsy dress, aye Old Knudsen would totally drive her home .... he'd drive her home all the way.

I'm talking about sex of course, the slapper can get a fucking bus home, what am I a taxi?  


As Supernatural progressed the guys got older and became 30 somethings which is difficult for a show set up to woo the teen gurls. The show is still popular and will continue as long as the fans and the CW channel want it.

    I love you Dean and I'll kiss all your boo boos goodbye .... I love you too Sammy, and Castiel also but I won't let him spoil what we have together, we should all go out sometime. 

The success of the show is that it makes fun of itself. Dean who likes dodgy 80's rock music turned into a teen in one episode or turned all 'One direction' as he put it and developed an embarrassing love for Taylor Swift music. Their world also turned into the real world and they found themselves as actors on a TV show called Supernatural .... shot in Canada to their disgust. 

Sammy I love you but can you stop walking around in just a towel after your shower, it's driving me crazy .... are you saying I'm fat?

Other favourite eps was a Groundhog day like one and when Dean got abducted by aliens: "I went... crazy. I started hacking and slashing and slashing and firing. They - they actually seemed surprised. I-I-I don't think anybody's ever done that before. Yeah. I had a close encounter, Sam. And I won."

To spoil it for you they turned out to be fairies, one Tinkerbell lookalike with nipples got exploded by Dean in a microwave.


Old Knudsen can relate to Dean more than Sam except Dean is way too pretty to be a bloke, it just ain't right. So then, to get to the point I want to make .... or at least to just talk about. 


Dean spent time in purgatory, which is a Canadian forest with a a color saturation filter on, defending himself from demons and vamps who were also trapped there. It was all out kill or be killed using what ever weapons you could fashion from nature. 

It turns out that purgatory is Dean's happy place, no fate of the world just killing without consequence. That right there endeared me to Dean even more. They aren't people anymore they are monsters so what is so bad about that? 


The problem is the real world when we turn people into monsters in order to justify killing them. Many help that along by their actions such as killing 300 Yazidi captives while other get treated as monsters for the actions of a few bad ones.

There is an expression that says measure twice cut once which means to put some thought into it and check it before you act. There are monsters out there, human ones but there is also consequence. We need equality in this world but when that seems too difficult for the lawmakers or the average bigot on the street then we need basic fairness and what's right. 

Old Knudsen holds back his Dean Winchester purgatory urges so others need to as well, that includes lesser urges such as hate speech and bigotry not just hacking some journalist's head off. Hold these people accountable and call them on it, yer voice will ripple across the world and slowly turn into a wave of justice.   

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito." ~ Betty Reese     


Saturday, 7 March 2015

Yer Arse Is A Meme

The first rule of blogging is that you don't blog about blogging .... or is it you make sure you have a graphic warning announcement before posting violence images ach I can't remember. The first picture is used to manipulate people into clicking to see more. For every new click onto my blog Old Knudsen gets a soul.

Fuck you John Constantine you powerful mage with an annoying Scouse accent. Don't ya just hate it when chicks stand half naked at their windows? ... go put some fuckin clothes on.

Just a few memes I do out of the boredom of being trapped in this human body just because I rebelled against God back in the day .... well he shouldn't have been such a dick, I regret nothing!

Some of the complications of measles can be Pneumonia, hepatitis, meningitis, encephalitis, blindness and heart problems. Roald Dahl's daughter Olivia was 7 years-old when she died of measles encephalitis in 1962. That's inflammation of the brain, nothing the doctors could have done then and still couldn't today.
The measles death rate is around one in every 1,000 infected in developed countries and the chance of a bad reaction to the vaccine is about one in a million. The measles vaccination does not cause autism and even if it did I'm sure that Dahl would have rather have that than no daughter at all.

Anti-vaxxers are paranoid uniformed idiots like those who reject modern medicine to battle cancer in favour of coffee enemas and healthy veggie shakes. Recently a young Australian woman lost her 7 year battle with cancer, while I can't blame her for being afraid and turning to woo, she encouraged others to do the same. Life is a risk, if you don't want to play then leave, just don't put others at risk because YOU are dumb. 

I do think that Cap should lay off the Super Soldier Serum for a while though. 

The Westboro Baptist Church were going to picket Leonard Nimoy's funeral because ... um reasons? Maybe because he was an atheist and was friendly to gheys. Does crazy need a reason? WELL DOES IT? ...HUH? ....HUH?
Anyway the family made the service private and the WBC couldn't find out where it was being held. Is it just me or have they lost their edge? I shall pray for them and may Baphomet answer my prayers. 
I have not condemned Tony Blair enough. Besides the overspending and celeb parties, oh and getting us into Bush's invasion over lies about WMD, that cunt waited until he was out of office before converting to Catholicism ... Being a Taig is bad enough but one that isn't brave enough to stand up and say, "I'm a Fenian cock sucker and proud of it" deserves Old Knudsen's scorn. If you see Blair, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and cuntileezer Rice in the street, make a citizens arrest and hold them there until I turn up with my rape van holding van. The fuckers need to pay, how many lives do they owe? 

Daesh throwing gheys off roofs and feeding a woman a meal that had bits of her son in is getting old. Like how they called Howard Stern a Shock Jock and after a while no one cared. Be nice to people, that would shock us. The 3, 16 year-old gurls who ran off to join Daesh, enjoy yer rape, they really don't let the gurls do any fighting, they just get them to pose for social media to lure idiots in. Weemen in the Daesh world are for breeding while goats are for sexual pleasure.

Anjem Choudary is a Daesh minded Muslim why didn't you take him with you, of that's right he likes western life a little too much. It was said about him, "Anjem Choudray...is one of those thick-as-mince gobby little chancers who could only possibly come from Britain." We have sooo many. 
  
Northern Ireland has it's own thick-as-mince gobby little chancers who are Daesh minded people who pretend to be Christian but would gladly blow up and shoot people if they could get away with it. Right now it's tit for tat politics over naming a park after an IRA terrorist and government buildings not being allowed to sell remembrance day poppies on their premises .... fucking stupid shit really, I always go to the Jobs and Benefits or the tax office to buy my poppy ... not!  

 Derek needed very little encouragement. 

 
That is one photo album I'd like to see.  

Old Knudsen finds it kinda comforting to know that no matter what, Captain Kirk will always be consistent which is why when Old Knudsen is stuck in life he always asks, 'what would Captain Kirk do?' and that is what I tell the judge.