20 Things Donald Trump Doesn't Understand

1) Reality: Just because someone wearing a suit and tie presents a news segment on a channel known for bias doesn't make it real. Youtubes are not reliable sources either. Life is also not a TV show and treating it as such with teasers and saying "stay tuned" and making shit happen on Thursdays and Fridays only shows you up as an attention hoor.

He also spreads false Internet stories like the one about General Pershing and would no doubt fall for the evil plans of hacker Jayden K Smith. 

2) Why giving secrets to a rival nation is bad: Russia and China have been insidiously planting themselves into western countries in all manner of ways. No one ever sat down with a young Donald and explained 'Stranger Danger' so it was just assumed he was at the top of the ladder and no one would dare try to pull a fast one.

His need to want to fit in and be one of the big boys outweighs his common sense. Showing off what he knows only showed the world to not tell him shit. If Israel had wanted the Russians to know things they'd tell them.  

3) Treating people like shit isn't good leadership: Even a toady will hold a grudge and one day the tables may be turned. Trump publicly berates the Intelligence community as a motivational tool to say to them, 'I'm watching, work harder' but it back fires and you get Comey writing notes and testifying. He is so used to treating people like shit that his compliments always sound false and insincere.

One week you might be getting publicly shamed and the next you are a terrific guy. Bad mouthing FBI directors to Russians isn't smart either and shows how weak and undisciplined you are. You only fired a nut job? In Russia they get wrapped in tarps and dumped.  

4) The American people are not represented by his white ego validation rallies: These white enclaves of support are like those little backwards towns where white folks are still the majority and like it that way. Sun Down towns had their day and these little groups of bigots are ever decreasing in size. Now he has to go to the likes of Arizona for support, what's next Kansas?

He has underestimated the American people and even his supporting bigots. 3 quarters of a nation is out to get him.  

5) The Internet: From the people that think handing over a server is providing valuable evidence. If your mail was stolen would you give the police yer mail box? Since he doesn't trust the NSA he is talking about setting up a Cyber Command department ... probably because it sounds cool.

Trump doesn't use a computer and probably had someone else set up his Twitter account. 

6) Work ethic: It turns out that his Scottish and German blood was faulty, not enough Protestant guilt over being sinful probably. He thinks that people running after HIM to have a meeting and taking some phone calls is work. Trump puts more effort into golf and Twitter than he does running the cuntry ... and it shows.

Everything is a parade or ceremony caught on camera for Twitter. He even lies about working when he's really playing golf so he knows what he's doing, he's just lazy.

7) The military: Having never been to war he thinks of it as a young inexperienced man does, as a great adventure. Soldiers are supposed to be killed in a glorious hail of bullets saving their buddies not captured or made disabled. He says he respect the military, police and veterans but when he has to live up to that you can see he only respects those he can use.

Ceremonies to honor those serving their country is often just a big long Trump event all about him. He can't even properly speak to Boy Scouts without making it about him. 

No good or decent soldier condones the torture or execution of prisoners. Torture doesn't work as they'll tell you whatever you want to hear, executions only goes to make YOU the bad guy and to give the enemy something to rally around. 

8) Allies & NATO: He treats allies as if they are lazy slackers that work for him. No one pays membership fees in NATO but they do have to spend 2% of their economic output on defense but there is no running tab.
By alienating allies and berating them in public he forms a divide that only weakens the US and the world. He plays into Putin's hands and is seem as a dangerous joke by other leaders.

9) Nazis: Plot twist, Nazis are bad! Nazis, White Supremacists, kkk, White Nationalists, Economic Nationalists the Alt-Right .... all the same fucken thing no matter how you dress it up.

The Nazis killed well over 6 million people in their death camps, they did cruel medical experiments on children and pregnant women, they believed that white people were superior and the other inferior races should either be wiped out or made into slaves. White blokes in polo shirts holding scented candles as they chant Nazi slogans .... not the good guys. Such an easy concept to grasp it shows you what a lack of morals Trump must have.

People attacking Nazis are not the same as Nazis. WWII vets would have an issue with that logic. 

10) History: Trump mixes up time lines and doesn't understand the importance that a few decades make. Andrew Jackson never warned Lincoln about a civil war. Jackson died 16 years before Lincoln took office.
Trump admires Jackson even though crazy ass Jackson would have hated Trump and would have probably dueled him for his derogatory remarks about women.

Comparing Washington and Jefferson to Robert E Lee is clear that Trump doesn't do history. Washington, Jefferson and Lee were all white males and all owned slaves. Only one of them is a traitor to the US though.
Compare Benedict Arnold to Lee if you want to go there. Both slaves owners, both Generals, both traitors to the US and both losers.

Trump thinks 1863 Gettysburg is the address where Lincoln lived. You don't learn history from statues that depict a traitorous loser douchebag looking heroic on a horse, losers don't get statues. 

11) Pop Culture: For being a part of pop culture having been in many movies and his own TV show with a catchphrase and all he doesn't know about pop culture. Being fooled into Re-Tweeting serial killers Fred and Rose West and serial pedo Jimmy Savile is one thing as you can put that down to being a clueless Yank.
However I bet he doesn't know that winter is coming and Daft Punk was totally wasted on him.

12) Women: Somehow he seems to think he's irresistible to women. For every one women attracted to his money and fame I bet their are 20 that are revolted by him. He doesn't value women as people and puts a higher value on beauty.
He certainly doesn't understand the power that women can have when enough of them are angry, if he isn't worried he should be.

12) His Wife: Wife number 3. He cheats with a younger model then marries them. As like the Kennedys the women in Trump's life just have to put up with shit until he says otherwise. Melania hates him but doesn't hate the lifestyle. Complicit in his rantings against Obama she will play along but I suspect it costs him money to have this united front in public. She does the bare minimum as First Lady and probably voted for Hillary.

13) Why he is hated: Trump has had a pampered life with people telling him how great he is even when he wasn't. Now he is held to a different standard. He abused Obama for years with his birther crap yet somehow didn't think he'd be on the receiving end because hey, it's The Don!

The American people need to respect him because he's President ... respect the office!!! Even though he constantly disrespects it himself. Respect has to be earned and he doesn't know how to do it.

The Trump brand has quickly become poison, people are even giving their Ivanka unoriginals to Goodwill.

14) The border wall: His lie about the border wall got whittled down so much that now it's only going to be some keep off the grass signs stretched out over 40 feet and there won't be any grass.

He says that walls work and points to tiny Israel of all places as an example. He never says how the Great wall of China failed or even the Berlin wall. A 50 foot wall just needs a 51 foot ladder.    
 
It all connects with his great white plan to get rid of as many brown people as he can from the US.

15) Foreign Policy: One thing you should never do is over play your hand. For many nations the only thing the US can do to them is hit them with sanctions. To get to the point in which you talk about military action and then back down from it only shows you as being weak. This is why he wants to invest in cyber warfare more.

Russia and China are the main threats in the world, you can't appease them. The reason why China is such a good trading partner is the vastness of the Pacific ocean and the fact that China already owns most of the US anyways. North Korea does not have nukes it can hit the US with, they just won the pissing contest with the US by doing nothing at all.

Trump has shown the world just how weak and impotent the US is. Rival nations probe with flybys and missile tests to see how much of a declining power the US is, Trump goes out of his way to show them.

16) His own image: It isn't the strong successful businessman that can get the best deal possible. Trump is a shallow, glib, insincere, pampered, misogynistic bigot. He's the guy that isn't racist because he has a black friend.

He has been known to harass people that put up unflattering images of him or say negative things about him  ... yeah he's a petty bully too.

He surrounds himself with white people that are mostly male and the few women he has really do try to look good either with tons of make up or plastic surgery ... people he can identity with and that he can manipulate because he doesn't get the ethnics ... unless it's a non-threatening white friendly one like Carson. 

Speaking your mind and being honest can be valued but not when you spew bullshit and lies. His mind sees a different set of optics than others do. His attitude that people should be grateful to him blows up in his face.

  

17) Spelling: Trump went to expensive schools and came out of them with a third rate education, not an easy thing to do. It can be unprecedented/unpresidented, heel instead of heal or covfefe instead of coverage. We all do typos and lucky for us there are always some helpful people out there to point out our mistakes.

He uses the same words over and over but when he uses others he isn't familiar with such as positive words like heal ... what the fuck is that? Heel on the other hand is what he makes his Russia hookers or underage sex slaves do. Heel is also old timey slang for a scumbag criminal.

He typed 'heel' twice in a tweet, deleted that tweet reworded it with 'heel' typed twice again then deleted that and replaced it with heal which was what he meant. It took him 37 mins to do all of this. If only he had put heil, then we'd really have some fun.   

18) Obama: If you think that by undoing everything that Obama did will make America great again then you are clueless. Trump measures himself against Obama and is driven to be better and bigger, it isn't a help America thing it's a showing up the black guy to prove that Trump was right all along.

Obama is Trump's great half white whale. Obama got the US back on it's feet and helped mend its reputation after 8 years of Bush. He was however pretty shite at foreign affairs but at least he knew to be worried about Putin.
Trump also uses Obama and Hillary as distractions by claiming Trump Tower was bugged or something stupid. Maybe it's because Russian mobsters have operated out of Trump Tower in the recent past. 

Trump's constant undoing of Obama era rulings will only make the former president even more popular.

19) What is appropriate: There is a line of not knowing and not caring about what is and what isn't appropriate. When Trump has to think and speak for himself he always goes for something that isn't appropriate like banging his daughter.    
Trump thinks he can do whatever he wants but now the public eye and due process gets in the way of that. Having his daughter stand in for him and lining the pockets of the Trump family is probably seen as a perk of the job to him.

Trump has always hired the best people but now he hires family and those who have shown loyalty to him, good isn't a factor anymore because he's at war from all sides.

Ignoring fallen soldiers he tweets about job numbers and the stock market ... things no one really cares about. A healthy economy is great but not worth repeatedly tweeting about, fallen war heroes and people killed by Nazis however.

20) Being human: A fool at 71 is indeed a fool. Good leaders are made, you really think he's able to become one? He probably doesn't think that there is anything wrong with his leadership skills, the Dems or the FAKE NEWS media are the ones at fault. 

Trump isn't a warm and compassionate person, he's an asshole. He uses people and throws them away when they are of no further use to him. Going by his mannerisms he's probably on the autism spectrum and has possible early dementia.  He sees such things as weaknesses which is why he doesn't like his youngest son who is probably autistic ... maybe he reminds him of himself.

Like those type A personalities that have a mental disorder but refuse to admit it and so it has to be everyone else's problem not theirs.

He is 71, he'd be forever alone if he didn't have his power and money. He'd live in a trailer, his kids or ex wives wouldn't visit nor would any so-called friends. No one enjoys his company they enjoy the perks of it.
He thinks a fake orange tan, dodgy hair and ill fitting suits look good ... he chooses to look like that for fucks sake.   

What Trump does understand is whatever gives him a chubby and turning people against each other. Also giving the appearance of being strong but that doesn't last for long.

Instead of building a Trump dynasty that would rule the US for generations to come he himself is ending it in his short first term.
He likes to go on about winning the election but remember that he lost in 2000 and chickened out after that. Obama's second term ending was the best time as the US would be vulnerable not having an incumbent candidate. Even with the Russian Twitter bots and how easy it is to hack voting machines without anyone knowing he got lucky, nothing more. Gullible voters as blinded by hate as much as he is did the rest.   

God Loves Gay Marriage

Political parties that make decisions for you based on Bible scripture .... so much fail it's hard to comprehend.
If the DUP and other so-called "Christian" orientated political parties decide on same sex marriage based on their interpretation of a badly written thousands of years old book then what is stopping them from deciding other things that they just haven't told you about? 

The US is deciding on whether or not to make marriage equality the law in every state.

The DUP considers homosexuality an abomination and will say how they have nothing against gheys it's just that the Bible .... oh so that's yer excuse to be a bigot, the Bible made me do it. They have nothing against blacks either, they think every home should have one, they save on the woman doing all the hoose werk. 

The DUP leader Peter Robinson should read that bit about let he who is without sin cast the first stone or would he interrupt that as being ok to stone people? ... The DUP are good Protestant white men surely any of their sins don't count. 

Like Hilary standing by Bill after he was sucked off by the chubby intern, Peter stood by Iris when she had an affair with a younger man. When I say stood by he made sure everyone knew she was getting treated for mental illness because hey, she must be fucking nuts to cheat on him right?

"A wife of noble character is her husband's crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones."  ~Proverbs 12:4

Nowhere in the Bible does it state that marriage is between a man and a woman. Back then there were no marriage certificates and the government did not get involved in such matters, it was between you and God. The whole man and woman, laws of the government etc is a modern invention. Unions were made to strengthen families and clans or to get a few extra goats.

"Rehoboam loved Maacah the daughter of Absalom above all his wives and concubines" ~ Chronicles 11:21

Fuck yeah DUP, of course the weemen weren't allowed boy toys cos that is just immoral. He had eighteen wives and sixty concubines, and fathered twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters.   

Of course lets not forget the divorcees ... cunts! The divorce rate in the UK is at 42% with 71% of divorces on the first marriage. One in seven were doon to adultery so you can't go blaming the gheys on destroying the sanctity of marriage.   

" For I hate divorce!” says the Lord, the God of Israel. To divorce your wife is to overwhelm her with cruelty," says the Lord of Heaven’s Armies. "So guard your heart; do not be unfaithful to your wife." ~ Malachi 2:16

So the DUP and other Gog bothering political parties like the US Republicans would make divorce illegal .... even though the DUP's Protestantism was created out of spite when the Pope refused to let Henry number 8 divorce, oh the irony. 

They are always banging on to make homosexuality illegal too like it was in 1982 in Northern Ireland. I believe the 70's and 80's were the DUP's perfect time with big Ian Paisley yammering away, well off Protestant land owners having more than one vote and the police and the soldiers being on their side against the papes, like how the Tories, Ukip and the GOP dream about 1950's values and a time when weemen and ethnic people knew their place. 

After twisting the Bible to conform into making homosexuality an abomination you'd better add  eating pork, rabbit, or any seafood that does not have scales (lobster, crab, clams) as abominations too.

So DUP Bible laws would be:

1)No gheys, maybe prison or werk camps for them.

2)No divorcing yer abusive spouse.

3)Yer allowed to stone sinful weemen. 

4)No bacon and no prawn cocktail crisp sandwiches. 

5)Segregated schools Catholic/Protestant like how most schools still are, didn't Paul say something about no taigs welcome? 

6)Band parades through all the Fenian housing areas cos Jesus loved a good march. 

7)Multiple wives and gurlfriends for the blokes.

 

I can't speak for you but I was sorta on board until number 4. The stoning of weemen would of course lead back to the hanging and burning of witches (old, poor and disabled people) like in the good ol 1700's and maybe we'd behead the queers for the lolz .... Aye, the DUP are ready to become ISIS/Daesh at a drop of a hat. 

Some verses have been taken out of context in the Bible to mean a man and a woman for marriage even though Jesus mostly only talked about heterosexual divorce. It was a different time with different values that don't apply today. In Sodom Lot offered up his 2 virgin daughters for the crowd to do what they pleased with rather than give up the two male guests in his home .... And Lot was one of the good uns. 

Boy on boy sodomy was cool with Bible folk just as it was in the Roman and ancient Greek world. Moses even mentioned the male and female temple prostitutes, for the record he was against prostitution in the hoose of God .... keep it to the streets and the docks says I. 

Paul didn't have a problem with turd burgling, he did have an issue with pederasty, that is the practice of an older male taking a young boy as his student or lover. A thing we find disgusting today that was the norm at one time just as slavery and weemen not voting was our norm. How can you decide what is what when you don't understand the historical context?

Quoting scripture to make a point is like arguing with idiots but you do what you have to if their moral compass is so fucked up that they think treating queers as anything less than equal to them is right.

In the words of the famous fictional character Jesus H Christ: 

"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.  By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."  ~ John 13:34

I can't fault that line of reasoning unless during cases of self defense as turning the other cheek would only happen if there were free drink and plenty of lube. 

He didn't say be dicks to everyone by claiming to know the word of God. The moral high ground is not yers, yer prideful ways tastes like cack. Old Knudsen just got a head text from God and guess what? yer wrong DUP, God loves the bumhole penetration, if he doesn't may he strike me dead on the spot ...... still waiting. 

   

 

 

 

I Sea God

 God ignores yer prayers cos he hates you. 

What does Northern Ireland have? .... a poor reputation and fuck all nice things and why? Cos cunts break our nice things. 
We don't have religious tolerance or gender equality that's for sure and one of the ruling parties likes to remind the people that they live in a Theocracy but want it to be their brand. 

 

When arseholes aren't trying to blow people up or have riots over flags, we are trying to cash in on our Game of Thrones, Dracula untold and The Fall links to get tourists ... Jamie Dornan's beard had lunch here. 

We only get tourists when they come here by accident when they really meant to go to the Republic of Ireland not Northern Ireland, the former not being a part of the UK and a totally different cuntry .... no matter what the shiners say.

We need more shit for tourists to go and see so we can separate them from their money.

A statue of the Celtic sea god Manannán was cut from it's base with an angle grinder from a mountain top above Limavady.  Manannán is a good mate of mine and has been a very important deity throughout history to Celtic island settlers long before Christianity took over. He is featured in Irish, Scots, Manx and Welsh legend, the Isle of Man was named after him for fucks sake.

The local people are not very happy about this theft and Limavady mayor Gerry Mullan said, "The theft was premeditated and was not a random act of vandalism" how does he know this?

The Christian fundamentalists responsible kinda left behind a 5 foot tall cross with 'Thou Shalt  Have No Other Gods Before Me' in its place.

News outlets have reported it said  'no false gods' but it's Northern Ireland, high standards and accountability do not apply here, lucky Old Knudsen returned to this tagnut on the arse of Great Britain to point out what fucking amateurs the lot of them are.  

If I was getting paid I'd type your or you're instead of yer but I don't, these people do get paid but don't care cos their uncle got them the job and they think their ..... oh sorry there readers are idiots. 


The statue was a part of the Roe Valley Sculpture Trail aimed at boosting tourism in 2013... It must have taken them a while to come up with the plan.
The kind of people who did this are the same kind who try to get a lifetime ban on all ghey blood donors, are against ghey marriage, say no to abortion .... even in cases of rape and incest and take the scriptures literally, just like those radical Islamists but allegedly Christian though their actions say otherwise.

They are also hypocrites as number 8 in the commandments has Thou shalt not steal,  Do you think they follow Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour? .... nah, I bet they are lying shites and try to blame someone else when the police come knocking and knocking they will. Ya just had to go and covet, didn't you.

Yes the number one commandment proves that there are more than one god and that the Christian god is a bit insecure. When you date someone do you have to spell it out to them, 'hey since we're dating I'd appreciate it if you didn't fuck anyone else, and that includes oral sex too since yer a bit of a slut' .... aye that talk should wait until at least the second date huh.

This vandalism shows you the degradation of morals in today's society, these people may think they are God's soldiers (like ISIS) but in reality they are a big part of the problem. How many sleepless nights did a sculpture on a cliff top cause them? You stupid fucks, get a life.

The people of Northern Ireland really will go out of their way to be offended, worse than white US liberals when a black guy gets shot.
The ruling party of Norn Iron would love to teach creationism in schools and in museums and places of science and so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a DUP loving creationist did this.

There is just too much stupid in Northern Ireland, you could certainly compare it to the red states of the US, if only Jesus would fly doon and smite them with his big hammer.

    

A Victory For Charlie Hebdo

 Al-Qaeda usually put the blas ...T in blasphemy, how ironic. 

By now you've heard how 2 gunmen, possibly linked to Al-Qaeda went into the offices of the France magazine Charlie Hebdo and shot and killed 12 people. 

One of the victims, Stéphane Charbonnier (AKA Charb) was the publishing director and a cartoonist. He had been was on an al Qaeda "wanted" list dead or Alive for Crimes Against Islam. The offices were under police protection at the time of the shooting. 


The editor and cartoonist said in 2012: "Muhammad isn't sacred to me. I don't blame Muslims for not laughing at our drawings. I live under French law. I don't live under Quranic law." He said the cartoons would shock "Only those who will want to be shocked".

While one suspect handed himself into the police two others, thought to be brothers named Kouachi and Cherif Kouachi are still on the loose .... it won't end well for those two cunts.

Charlie Hebdo knew what would happen when they published the cartoons of Muhammad that were first shown in a Danish newspaper and when they invited Muhammad to be its guest editor with his bug eyed caricature on the cover. 
People who get so far into religion that it consumes their everyday life usually don't have much of a sense of humour and will take offense at anything, be they Muslim, Christian or Jew.   

 Religions wanting Charlie Hebbo to be silenced. 

When someone takes offense it's usually because fun has been made of what they believe in or what they think is true and this belief isn't solid fact and contains some major flaws, maybe they know deep down that what you say is true but rather than say, 'oh whatever' or 'you are welcome to your opinion' they attack because they feel as though they have been attacked. 

The attack is in response to the very idea that they may be wrong and they cannot accept that.... or more so they cannot accept that YOU may be right.   

Betty Bowers: America's best Christian  has a proper handle on it. On a similar vein Voltaire Said: To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you can't criticize. 

I've found that not being able to criticize people also has to do with who your friends are. If you have a friend who is a good person and you like them but they support a harmful or dangerous ideology then you might think twice about speaking out about that ideology for fear of upsetting them .... unless yer me of course as Old Knudsen is a big believer in being true to himself.  

You can't control what others think of you or how they see you and who knows what the fuck they think? maybe they are ready a dose of common sense. You can't spend life worrying what others might think. 

Yes I may offend but I may also speak the truth too. A few times my truth is not 100% correct or is too based in reality or actual events than how things are supposed to be but I try. 

Charlie Hebdo says you can't criticize the big 3 religions and that is true. Contradictory lifestyles based on writings that are thousands of years old, many are archaic and don't represent the changing times and many are just full of bullshit. 

One person can read the Bible and ignore the bad bits while others only focus on the bad bits because it empowers them or rather it belittles others. Organized religion is stupid and if you believe you should live yer life by it then .... figure out what that makes you.

Genders, races, abortion, the dead, equality, Israel, Palestine, the Holocaust, the disabled, charities, fat people, the troops, the police, alcoholics etc etc the list goes on. You thread on thin ice if you dare to point any faults or have an opinion that isn't trendy.

My enlightened fucking mind can say that Israel is our ally and how we need them in the Middle east but I'll also mention what crazy murderous fuckers they can be who in this age of surgical military attacks go for the weapons that do the most damage, do they really care if they kill Palestinian children? Their actions say no.

I may feel dirty and compromised at still supporting them but in the real world even the good guys commit atrocities.
I decided on what the problem of the world is:

 Love is stronger than hate.

The problem isn't Muslim gunmen, Christian gunmen, religion, gun control, sexism, racism or whatever, it's stupid people. The rest are all by products of that stupidity. ~ Old Knudsen

Take away the stupid people and most of their stupid leaves with them. Sometimes (see Japan WWII) the stupid has to be bombed out of them .... seriously, it took not one but two nukes?

The world has an abundance of stupid and speaking out with reason, logic and an arrow pointing towards doing the decent thing is all some can do, if we do it then things can change.

Eventually the seed of decency takes root but only after many horrible atrocities. Killing people for cartoons will only inspire more cartoons.

  

 

Dr Dick Says Cancer Is Fab!

Dr Richard Smith .... reality expert.

Dr Richard Smith, a former of the British Medical Journal and now the chairman of a health technology company said that cancer is 'the best way to die' and that we should 'stop wasting billions' trying to find a cure.

Did Smith just forget to take his meds that day? If only there was a cure for stupidity.

His logic ... if you could call it that, "So death from cancer is the best... You can say goodbye, reflect on your life, leave last messages, perhaps visit special places for a last time, listen to favourite pieces of music, read loved poems, and prepare, according to your beliefs, to meet your maker or enjoy eternal oblivion."


"This is, I recognise, a romantic view of dying, but it is achievable with love, morphine, and whisky. But stay away from overambitious oncologists, and let’s stop wasting billions trying to cure cancer, potentially leaving us to die a much more horrible death."

His comments were made in relation to filmmaker Luis Bunuel’s fear of over treatment in his dying days.

Cancer specialists and charities have come out to say a collective 'wise the fuck up' as many patients with cancer suffer horrible and would not say it is the best way to die ... 'we're not dead yet ya cunt!'

There are many different types of cancer with varied amounts suffering. Actress Lynda Bellingham who died last year,  gave up treatment for bowel cancer because the agony it caused was so great and the results non-existent. Should we give up on trying to cure cancer then? 

Deaths from breast cancer have gone down from 17,500 just 25 years ago to 11,700 .... if we had the dark ages reasoning of Dr Smith (PhD in geography doesn't make you a doctor) then so many more women would have and would be dying unnecessarily.

Deaths from Childhood leukaemia have also gone down, no thanks to Dr Death and his 'cures, do we really need them?' 

Stephen Sutton died of colon cancer just last year aged 19, he was first diagnosed aged 15. He raised £4.96 million for cancer units in 7 hospitals and for education and awareness. Before he died he met numerous famous people including Prime minister David Cameron and he got into the Guinness Book of World Records for The most number of people making heart-shaped hand gestures, he had 554 people doing it ..... you'd be a right cunt if you tried to break that one.  Yeah 555, in yer face!

After his death he was awarded an MBE, his mother collected it for him and said that he didn't do his charity work for recognition.

Dr Smith might say that those 4 years when he wasn't in hospital or too weak to even give a thumbs up that he was experiencing life more vividly than any of us. He might even look upon Stephen's short life and say, "he got colon cancer and died .... the lucky jammy bastard, I bet he enjoyed his death. "

I don't think anyone will say congratulations for getting cancer. Hallmark don't even do a Happy Cancer Diagnosis Day card so no, not great news.

 Lord Byron, best death EVER!

If this had been the 1800's he'd have gone on about how TB was the best way to die closely followed by dying in battle for yer cuntry.  It was just so romantic how he coughed up that blood.

Lets hope David Cameron doesn't hear about this, he'll get a think tank together of "experts" to find out if cancer patients are really bluffing with all that pain they "claim" to be experiencing. Maybe all those dementia sufferers and disabled people are just trying to use up resources and get out of working .... the government already thinks this way, don't encourage them.

People who suffer from pancreatic cancer can have up to 2 years of severe pain which cannot be eased by anything they are given. Very difficult to enjoy a fucking poem when yer in pain and haven't slept properly for days, usually you just want to die .... but unfortunately that's illegal.

Seeing the slow decline of a person is very difficult for the family, especially the children, then you yerself feel the guilt cos you almost wish that the person would die to end their suffering.
Doctors see death and suffering very differently than the patients and maybe Smith is just ignoring all the bad bits and the fact that children and young people die prematurely in favour of the last few days in which the patient is flooded with a cocktail of drugs and made to drift off to death .... any death like that is the best but getting there is not worth it.

Smith's callous professional detachment has distressed many people with cancer and families of those who have lived with it. His article on his blog was probably designed to show that doctors are trying too hard to cure patients that they can do more harm than good so don't bother treating them. Yeah I've had that attitude myself where they say, "you'll be fine" when I've tried to get better treatment and it doesn't work.

"Rather than trying yo treat you we'll just ride it out and see what happens, hey you were going to die of something someday anyway ... lol!"   Not their life, not their problem.

Doctors do not always know best and in this case Dr Richard Smith has shown he's a total Dr Dick.

 

The Icing On The Cake Of Bigotry

I don't wear a condom so I always pull out as to not leave DNA evidence.

Do you remember the story about Ashers bakery who refused to make a cake that was to be used during an the International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia event because they said it went against their Christian beliefs? The case has been referred to the Equality Commission which has upset some people who don't like none of that equality shit.

Father Tim Bartlett in true Northern Ireland style is refusing to ever again talk to any ghey groups as his own form of bullying protest.  "I will be writing today to those groups from the gay community, with whom I have had a very constructive and ongoing engagement in recent years, to say that I am withdrawing my engagement until the right of all people, in this case Christians, to freedom of conscience is vindicated and respected by the Equality Commission and the gay community."

If they ever make it legal for weemen to have abortions in Northern Ireland will he pull out of engagement with young boys? ... didn't think so.
Aye the best way to resolve conflict is to walk away and refuse to talk to anyone, fuck away off ya twat, no one cares what you think anyway you pretend friend to Dorothy.

It's great that a hatred of queers and aborting babies unites the Catholic and Protestant communities in Ulster. We are a people who see hate and bigotry as a positive cultural thing.

The trick is to use pictures of them in mid sentence. 

Paul Girvan from the DUP doesn't want equality either. This is the fella who said he didn't have a problem with the burning of the Irish Tricolour flag on bonfires as it was the flag of a foreign cuntry. He wants a conscience clause put into equality laws, that means that if it goes against yer beliefs then yer within yer rights to discriminate.

I'm a Seven Day Adventist Calendar Baptist who works in KFC and refuse service to queers, steers, moosalims and unmarried mothers as I don't believe in equality and their lifestyle choices .... no blacks or immigrants either, that should go without saying.   

Just like the DUP to come up with backwards laws in a bid to make equality (which we don't have in Northern Ireland) more unequal.

  

Yes we should have a  conscience clause because the beliefs/opinions of Christians are far more important than equality and if you can't trust Christians to make the right and just decision then who can you trust?

That was sarcasm, you got that right? Anyone who reads a book full of contradictions, rape, murder, genocide and unicorns .... yes unicorns in the Bible and comes away with a set of morals and rules to lead their life by really needs some psychiatric help and maybe a more rounded education.

 
 

Steak Pies And Ale Lies

  Janet Franks and Amanda Critchlow looking stunned .... maybe drunk. 

You hear about people finding things in their food such as a finger or a rodent, well this is the best story ever! These people found alcohol in theirs.

Amanda Critchlow, 56 from Cleethorpes, was tucking into a steak pie at an Asda cafe when her daughter Rebecca thought there was something odd about the meal, said she could taste ale in it.

After confronting the staff they informed them that it was indeed a steak and ale pie which didn't mention ale on the menu.  SHAME ON YOU ASDA!!!!  Asda is owned by WalMart so I'm sure this is a conspiracy of some kind.

Amanda, has been a practising Muslim for the past eight years but she does eat some non-Halal meat .... when it suits her I suppose. She has also had alcohol addiction problems and has endeavored not to consume alcohol for the past 28 years.

"I'm a recovering alcoholic and a practising Muslim – I wouldn't even eat a wine gum. I have been going to that cafe every Thursday for the past few months to have their steak pie. It's a lovely pie and now I know why I like it so much. I couldn't believe it when the staff told me it contained ale."

Not sure what wine is in wine gums but they should come with an alcohol content on the packet. Just so you know how many it takes for a kid to have before they are willing to get into yer Free Hugs van with the blacked out windows.

Amanda says she feels guilty at having broken her religion's laws on alcohol, the rule about the Halal meat is just silly so she isn't worried about that.

Her friend Janet who is 80 suffers from Alzheimer's, her medication specifies that she cannot consume alcohol. She is also prohibited from operating heavy machinery.

Anyone else, No one pregnant? .... ach like Janet cares, she's just happy to be a part of the team.

Amanda said that,  "When my addiction was at its worst I was drinking 15 bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale a day. I collapsed one day and the doctors told me that my liver had had enough. I was given the decision: carry on drinking or die."

The good news is that since she isn't on dialysis her liver has no doubt recovered and what little alcohol content there is in food gets burned off.
She is annoyed that you just don't know what yer eating. Her complaint to Asda went to the catering company then bounced back to Asda who contacted her to apologise and sent her out a gift voucher of £25 and a nice box of chocolate liquors. 

The truth is we don't know what is in our food cos they put fuck all information on the packaging. Janet has been frightened by the whole experienced and has lost trust in eating at the cafe .... it's really easy to scare and panic people with Alzheimer's over nothing so well done.

 

 Don't tell Janet about the Fluoride in the water.

Please do tell Amanda about the alcohol found in oral care and cosmetic products, there is no Heaven or 72 virgins in her future.

In 2012 Lee Handford, 38,was pulled over by police for speeding (he was in a car) and was recorded at being nearly double the legal drink drive limit. "I am truly sorry for what I did. It will affect me for the rest of my life. I will likely lose my job.  I didn’t feel like I had drank excessively. The steak and ale pie may have taken me over the limit."

He was banned from the road for 16 months, and fined him £165 with £85 costs. Inspector Stuart York, from Cheshire police, said a very sobering, " There is never any excuse for being over the drink-drive limit. Not only was he putting himself at risk he was also putting other road users lives at risk."

Fucking kill joy peelers, mind yer own business.

On the other side Bill Withers, 43, is a vegetarian alcoholic and is suing Tesco cafe for not telling him that the steak and ale pie served there had meat in it. Hardly his fault he was too drunk to notice the word steak.
"I love WWII and anything about Hitler so I became a vegetarian just like him, the pie was half eaten before I realised it was meat, as it came from Tesco it didn't taste like meat and yer my best fucking mate ..... no seriously, I love you man."

  Life on the streets can be tough.

Old Knudsen has had life long addiction problems, in fact when Lost was on I had to watch it every week, me wife couldn't take it any more and left me with the kids ... Or was she my gurlfriend? Anyways she left me with the children and what was I to do with them? If only she had taken them with her. 

I sold them on e-Bay and got the Lost boxed set except you can't really watch those shows over and over, they weren't that good and what the fuck was the smoke monster and that shark did have the Dharma logo on it's tail. 

Not my lowest point though, I once used to doon 12 steak and ale pies before breakfast and would take a straw into shops and suck out the innards of liquors when no one was watching, fuck I hate cherry flavour.

 

My then wife, might have been a gurlfriend or my older sister, they all blur after a while tried to help me quit but I wasn't ready to accept her help. I'd hide pies on strings out the windows, in upturned light shades, everywhere. It was after Sainsburys did a buy one get one free on beer battered onion rings that I was ready to stop.

A weekend onion ring bender you can't remember but the dead hooker in the garage linking you to all sorts of things has to be a turning point for anyone. 

Some people may laugh about these people and their pies and wonder how some people can be so dumb but you weren't there. Picking and choosing what offends us is what makes us human as does blaming someone or something else. I personally blame the parents, didn't they know what birth control is?

 

Sitting On The Offence

I saw this 1 shot 2 kills t-shirt on a facebook post that was anti-Israel. This shirt is old news as that story broke in 2009, but put a picture of a dead baby beside it and hey it's relevant cos antisemitism is the new hate.
The shirt on the right says, "The smaller the target the harder to hit"  and has what we'd assume to be a Palestinian boy in the sights of a rifle. These are offensive! Israel condemned the 1 shot 2 kills shirt when the story happened, just some lugheads in the IDF who probably don't like Arabs, they were not official and did not speak for Israel.

You get that type in every military around the world and in every walk of civilian life, glued to their Fox news and complaining about immigrants. I think the medical term for these people of profound mental retardation is Fuckwit .

Those two shirts did however have the pregnant woman and the young boy holding a weapon which marks them as enemy combatants so fire away, they would shoot you given the chance. The Congo is famous for child soldiers, many do indeed grow up to become adult soldiers. Weemen can be soldiers, if they like having sex they may get pregnant. Not the unborn child's fault that it's mother is a Fuckwit, just one of the many innocent lives lost to war.

Being a fuckwit is pretty common these days, maybe it's a trend like those low riders jeans were. They didn't look good on anyone but everyone wore and still wears them ..... except Old Knudsen, my waist band comes up to an inch below my useless man nipples, it used to be 8 inches but gravity changed that.

Wearing an offensive t-shirt is very telling. A t-shirt with Iron man on it means you like Iron man, the character, the movies, the comics and possibility have a crush on Robert Downey Jr but who doesn't? it's the big brown puppy dog eyes, but a t-shirt with I heart Hamas doesn't mean you like Hamas, it means yer a terrorist supporting cock sucking child bombing sky fairy believing coward of an ass wipe, yes, it says all that about you.

Still, most just say yer a Fuckwit.  How you like Romney and Ryan now you white trash racist loser?Just wait till Hilary gets in and you can be a misogynist too.

I'm all for expressing yerself with a hilarious shirt or interesting picture that you may have just liked but sometimes there is just going too far. This cunt with the 9/11 shirt needs some real and sudden violence in his life to enjoy the 9/11 experience a little more, such as in me punching the head off him, don't worry, to show you it isn't a racist thing I'd make sure to do it while wearing blackface.
 

The award for fucking up the 21st century goes to Osama Bin Laden, killing him once wasn't enough punishment for 9/11 and two terms of that Bush idiot who really fucked things up even more.

So I was pretty pleased when the CIA turned him into a zombie and allowed people fire a few shots into him for their emotional closure. The head was not allowed as a target, soon that was all that was left of poor Osama. I think it's still in a box in the Area 51 secret base in Nevada, they feed it bacon and force it to listen to Gareth Brooks, right bastards huh.

Is it any wonder that everyone in the world is so angry or attempting to not be? I do envy the people who can watch and get excited by soaps and the various reality shows without feeling dumbed doon and dirty afterwards. They seem happy with their lack of opinions and general knowledge.  The know that they like or dislike things but can't articulate why. It's usually cos they heard someone else doing it.

Old Knudsen is offended by stupidity more than almost anything else. Shirts designed to evoke an angry or upsetting reaction, not taking the bait. However, posting pictures of the dead to stir up support, when did we get so disrespectful and blasé of the dead that we post it on social media, especially dead women and children?  
  
If it was members of yer family would you post the pics?