Showing posts with label 28 wanks later. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 28 wanks later. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 August 2013

Sunday Drool

Welcum to Sunday my Christian friends, yer therapy to ween you away from the kiddies shall continue. I have boobs, well not personally ... in me fridge but anyway, this post. 

Boobs wrapped up to keep them fresh.

Except, someone left the tits out, in the rain .... As MacArthur said to his park, "I'll be back."

Some nice, legal Christian gurls .... want a dirty Wiccan? the cross can cum off.

  I had a pool party yesterday, but I couldn't find my balls .... gedit? pool? ... aw fuck off.

Is it still art if you can wank to it? .... what can't Old Knudsen wank to?  Oh thats right, yer Ma.
 
 I can't stop looking at them ... ginger public hair.  

Oh sorry love, did me thrashing about wake ya?  since yer up go pop the kettle on.

Ach fallen asleep without having taken her make up off .... first world drama. 

Now fuck off!


Sunday, 30 June 2013

Fast Zombies

If yer bored rent out my zombie movie '28 wanks later' about a zombie who is a serial wanker and spreads the zombie virus with money shots.
Fast zombies freak me out, I need a walker with a slow hand, I need a biter with an easy touch, I need a zombie who will take some time not eating brains in a heated rush.