Sexy Sunday With 4% More Something

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Are you over yer shock treatment of last week? Don't worry it's all a plan to rid you Christians of yer incorrect thoughts regarding children. It will be Easter soon and that is a time notorious for Christian activity ... disgusting!

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Now back to the impure thoughts about adults, not kids. What is this lass looking at? maybe it's you looking all smug and pious after returning from church, that really turns her on.

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This one is waiting for you to show an interest in her hotness instead of the school run.

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When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things and surfed the Interweb for adult porn ~ John the Bapster. 

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Google searches like 'crucified up skirt pics' 

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Liking men is fine, many people do however with a different standard of beauty you don't just want men with abs and sticking up hair, men have to be handy. The way to a woman's heart is not just through her rib cage but if you can amaze them with yer wood working skills and hug the odd puppy then yer in. 

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We aren't just walking slabs of sex to be objectified, real men have curves! 

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As do real weemen .... you can objectify them as they are used to it and enable you to do so.

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You won't see these on a 5 year-old.

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Remember, God is watching, not yer pedo Christian god but a real one who don't take shit so behave.